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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's have a giggle , what would be the worst or funniest status updates you can think of ?
I'll get the ball rolling with " not meeting at the moment I'm on a herpies break " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's have a giggle , what would be the worst or funniest status updates you can think of ?
I'll get the ball rolling with " not meeting at the moment I'm on a herpies break ""
Wtf? 
That would be some status lol |
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"Let's have a giggle , what would be the worst or funniest status updates you can think of ?
I'll get the ball rolling with " not meeting at the moment I'm on a herpies break ""
 Speaking of which, the PunMan2 show at the fringe had this: "I was dating a greengrocer, but she gave me herpes." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do enjoy the "couples" statuses that only see. To be "wife away she wants you to play with husband" or some such  "
That's a sneaky tactic that one , if it was true and I were married I'd want my wife to be just like that |
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To be fair, one of my friends Fanny McFannyface has the best ever status updates. One of his recent ones...
I bought my duck a mask. Wasn't much, but it fitted the bill..
Hope that's ok yo say his name! He's really funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To be fair, one of my friends Fanny McFannyface has the best ever status updates. One of his recent ones...
I bought my duck a mask. Wasn't much, but it fitted the bill..
Hope that's ok yo say his name! He's really funny"
His status was alright but his names a belter !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Daytime meets only before 7 till my tag gets removed .
The OP wasn't asking for your usual status Stephen 
Its better than having to meet before nurses put you to bed in the old folks home "
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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I don't want to put any pressure on them but I do chuckle at diamondjoe's & Sexyspecs1984's status updates on my feed. One is always sarcastic & witty, the other can quote great authors & literature. Always fun to read. |
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""Spare 20mins - who's up for meeting NOW
20 whole minutes? Wow lol was funny when I read it, not sure how successful he was "
Might have included boiling the kettle and making the tea afterwards lol |
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