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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Someone in work is leaving today and they had MERINGUES... I had one even though I'm on a diet

MAX!!!!!!! I need to be absolved of my sin... HELP!!!!

(I actually don't care it was amazing... hope you all have some original sin today folks )

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"Someone in work is leaving today and they had MERINGUES... I had one even though I'm on a diet

MAX!!!!!!! I need to be absolved of my sin... HELP!!!!

(I actually don't care it was amazing... hope you all have some original sin today folks )"

nope ...and before anyone jumps in ...perving is NOT a sin lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I may be sinning later tonight...

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"I may be sinning later tonight... "

Ohhh youll go to hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone in work is leaving today and they had MERINGUES... I had one even though I'm on a diet

MAX!!!!!!! I need to be absolved of my sin... HELP!!!!

(I actually don't care it was amazing... hope you all have some original sin today folks )

nope ...and before anyone jumps in ...perving is NOT a sin lol "

That's in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I may be sinning later tonight... "

I will be too but it might not be the same sin...

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow

All my confessions are usually cake related too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All my confessions are usually cake related too"

I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All my confessions are usually cake related too

I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness "

Fish Suppers Chicken Balls Chow Mein Olives Sweet Thay Chilli Crisps Crackers cheese n Pinapple Dip Pate ?

Are these all classed as sins then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All my confessions are usually cake related too

I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness

Fish Suppers Chicken Balls Chow Mein Olives Sweet Thay Chilli Crisps Crackers cheese n Pinapple Dip Pate ?

Are these all classed as sins then ?

"

They are temptations - what you have for "afters" is sinful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All my confessions are usually cake related too

I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness

Fish Suppers Chicken Balls Chow Mein Olives Sweet Thay Chilli Crisps Crackers cheese n Pinapple Dip Pate ?

Are these all classed as sins then ?

They are temptations - what you have for "afters" is sinful "

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"All my confessions are usually cake related too

I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness "

I make my own meringues!

But I love cakes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All my confessions are usually cake related too

I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness

I make my own meringues!

But I love cakes too"

Ohhh my lord... the man MAKES HIS OWN MERINGUES...

Noo ah know how Superman feels when faced with Green Kryptonite...

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow

They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!"

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP "

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible.

I am an

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!"

Am not allowed coffee...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible.

I am an "

The day is young my dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible.

I am an "

I have to say this is also how my day has been

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible.

I am an

I have to say this is also how my day has been "

Slippers AFF missus and empire biscuits and Gin ON

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

Am not allowed coffee... "

There will also be teas and soft drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

Am not allowed coffee...

There will also be teas and soft drinks"

Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Double chocolate brownies at a catered lunch today. And by double I mean I had two of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Double chocolate brownies at a catered lunch today. And by double I mean I had two of them "

ohhh you'll need double absolution too - and mebbe a fine... I may have to confiscate yer hat

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

Am not allowed coffee...

There will also be teas and soft drinks

Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread "

See it's all coming together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

Am not allowed coffee...

There will also be teas and soft drinks

Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread "

Ohhh I love shortbread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

Am not allowed coffee...

There will also be teas and soft drinks

Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread

See it's all coming together "

David Cameron thought that when he called for the EU referendum...

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"ohhh you'll need double absolution too - and mebbe a fine... I may have to confiscate yer hat "

Can I come hat in hand for forgiveness? or would you prefer that I be ready to sin again at the drop of a hat?

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!

Am not allowed coffee...

There will also be teas and soft drinks

Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread

See it's all coming together

David Cameron thought that when he called for the EU referendum... "

Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohh no not again ive been an absolute angel honestly xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh no not again ive been an absolute angel honestly xxxx "

Come and sit with me in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh no not again ive been an absolute angel honestly xxxx

Come and sit with me in the corner "

Ok Mrs d here I come you get the kettle on il bring a apple tart tatin just out the oven lol xx

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke"

It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke

It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux."

LOLOL dammit ya beat me - I'm in the Creme Puff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ohhh you'll need double absolution too - and mebbe a fine... I may have to confiscate yer hat

Can I come hat in hand for forgiveness? or would you prefer that I be ready to sin again at the drop of a hat? "

When choosing my sins I always like to try the one I haven't done before ~ Mae West

(summat like that anyway)

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When choosing my sins I always like to try the one I haven't done before ~ Mae West

(summat like that anyway) "

So how far down the list are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When choosing my sins I always like to try the one I haven't done before ~ Mae West

(summat like that anyway)

So how far down the list are you? "

I'm on H...for HAT

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke

It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux."

Yeah I won't be able to top that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke

It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux.

Yeah I won't be able to top that "

I see what you did there... that's a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!"

Fauxache Danny ....

Ive done 65734201227555 Coffee Meets ...

When does the shaggin actually start ..

Ahll give it more time i think

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

You are forgiven

Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am keeping all my sin tokens for this weekend

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"So how far down the list are you?

I'm on H...for HAT "

Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are forgiven

Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty "

Thank you Max, I will be having wine this evening too but that's only half bad... its fruit juice and one of my five a day

Enjoy your sins at the weekend, I will be an then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So how far down the list are you?

I'm on H...for HAT

Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?"

.

Yes... but what kind of hat... top hat, hard hat, hi hat... so confusing

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"So how far down the list are you?

I'm on H...for HAT

Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?.

Yes... but what kind of hat... top hat, hard hat, hi hat... so confusing "

Leather. You can't go wrong with leather

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You are forgiven

Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty

Thank you Max, I will be having wine this evening too but that's only half bad... its fruit juice and one of my five a day

Enjoy your sins at the weekend, I will be an then "

Does that mean you're finishing that bottle of wine tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is sodomey still a sin?

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Is sodomey still a sin?"

Depends on your beliefs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are forgiven

Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty

Thank you Max, I will be having wine this evening too but that's only half bad... its fruit juice and one of my five a day

Enjoy your sins at the weekend, I will be an then

Does that mean you're finishing that bottle of wine tonight lol "

It's my duty Max

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So how far down the list are you?

I'm on H...for HAT

Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?.

Yes... but what kind of hat... top hat, hard hat, hi hat... so confusing

Leather. You can't go wrong with leather "

I do like leather... and lace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Proper full fat mayo instead of the low low fat version one, I'm such a sinner, , was good though!

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By *uzzyDuck75Man  over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire


"Is sodomey still a sin?"

Ask I always say...if it's in there's no sin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is sodomey still a sin?

Ask I always say...if it's in there's no sin "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I may be sinning later tonight...

Ohhh youll go to hell "

Again?!

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"I may be sinning later tonight...

Ohhh youll go to hell

Again?!"

Its great ive been there a few times

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