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ManFlu !!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feeling ManFlu-ish this morning....Its ok Ladies youll never understand how Men feel in regards to being in this horrible situation.

If you could try explain it ..its equivelant to Women being in labour and PMT at the same time ...only worse.

However..the Ryder Cup is on.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Man up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im struggling ....i cannae reach the remote.

Surely ..there must be some part time Nurses available

Help ..Help Help ..(in my best weak voice)

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By *dmirationMan over a year ago

Bathgate

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

That's pathetic chookie

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Another lame look at me post get some lemsip and get to work

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple over a year ago

Scotland

Child labour = man flu!

Behave!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Women just dont realise how difficult this can be.

Men need to be nurtured..

Im sure it will pass when the Ryder Cup is finished ..

But in the meantime ..Ladies im in need of your affection .

Corrff Corrff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha typical guy prob a wee snivel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

aw come on ..

I found it difficult too say Help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another lame look at me post get some lemsip and get to work

Pmsfl ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha typical guy prob a wee snivel

Your more than welcome too apply for the Nawty Kinky Nurse position ..x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Child labour = man flu!

Behave!!!

No Biting x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha typical guy prob a wee snivel

Your more than welcome too apply for the Nawty Kinky Nurse position ..x

Aww could you handle it today as your so ill lol now wheres that sexy nurses outfit ...lol x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Man flu shall take you to bed, have its way with you ,shall make you ache,shake moan and groan.

You will beg it to stop.

But when its over you will be left feeling weak for days.

Bit like sex really so enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha typical guy prob a wee snivel

Your more than welcome too apply for the Nawty Kinky Nurse position ..x

Aww could you handle it today as your so ill lol now wheres that sexy nurses outfit ...lol x

ManFlu can be selective ..one minute your awrite the next your in a serious state ..

Women just dont know ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Man flu shall take you to bed, have its way with you ,shall make you ache,shake moan and groan.

You will beg it to stop.

But when its over you will be left feeling weak for days.

Bit like sex really so enjoy

True ..but still

Helllppppppp

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple over a year ago

Scotland

"Child labour = man flu!

Behave!!!

No Biting x

Your no fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Child labour = man flu!

Behave!!!

No Biting x

Your no fun

Get that LoveHoney Nurses Outfit on you and dinna start ..

could ya possibly help in the shower ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Man up!!

Man up lol if your well enough to watch Golf your well enough to be a man and get on with it

Hole in one anybody?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Man up!!

Man up lol if your well enough to watch Golf your well enough to be a man and get on with it

Hole in one anybody? "

lolol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Man flu shall take you to bed, have its way with you ,shall make you ache,shake moan and groan.

You will beg it to stop.

But when its over you will be left feeling weak for days.

Bit like sex really so enjoy

True ..but still

Helllppppppp

"
oh I can well imagine you do lol

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple over a year ago

Scotland

"Child labour = man flu!

Behave!!!

No Biting x

Your no fun

Get that LoveHoney Nurses Outfit on you and dinna start ..

could ya possibly help in the shower ?

I already have the outfit

What about a bed bath...I'm sure you far too ill to stand up??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep swinging that club! You'll be back on par in no time mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is it a Jacuzzi style..?

Youll need too strip me first ..then youll need too strip yourself ..

SLOWLY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd get most of your bucket list done now as there's no cure for man flu lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep swinging that club! You'll be back on par in no time mate

I play off 8 ..i dinna want it to go up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd get most of your bucket list done now as there's no cure for man flu lol "

Your a Nurse arent ya ..i kin tell ....your too shy too say ..

Cmere ya ride ......your on the List x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw man up .

Best cure is to sweat it out .

Any ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can never find a Woman when ya want wan ..

Even if its to turn the Tyder Cup onto the HD Channel ..

Im just not feeling the love Today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tyder Cup ? ..thats if your watching it in Japanese

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple over a year ago

Scotland

"is it a Jacuzzi style..?

Youll need too strip me first ..then youll need too strip yourself ..

SLOWLY

I can put some matey in it...does that count??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats her name ? ....ya mean 2 Nurses ?

oh bjesus x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd get most of your bucket list done now as there's no cure for man flu lol

Your a Nurse arent ya ..i kin tell ....your too shy too say ..

Cmere ya ride ......your on the List x

Ooo I had better get my nurses outfit on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd get most of your bucket list done now as there's no cure for man flu lol

Your a Nurse arent ya ..i kin tell ....your too shy too say ..

Cmere ya ride ......your on the List x

Ooo I had better get my nurses outfit on then "

Im blushing

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple over a year ago

Scotland

"Whats her name ? ....ya mean 2 Nurses ?

oh bjesus x

He's called max...kind to your skin and makes lots of bubbles

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Stop encouraging the wee lad ladies

Christ! Next thing you know he will be wanting sex!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ha shameless posting to get sympathy you don't know how easy you have it now when somebody like me gets manflu the shit hits the fan as that means its crossing the sexual divide

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stop encouraging the wee lad ladies

Christ! Next thing you know he will be wanting sex!!!

Asking for Sex ?

Never

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ha shameless posting to get sympathy you don't know how easy you have it now when somebody like me gets manflu the shit hits the fan as that means its crossing the sexual divide

shameless Sympathy Indded..

Pass the Remote Bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ye stop breathing, come back and moan

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple over a year ago

Cambuslang

"Haha typical guy prob a wee snivel

Male to female sexist, the only acceptable kind.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep swinging that club! You'll be back on par in no time mate

I play off 8 ..i dinna want it to go up

Magic Chookie lol most woman complain when it goes down not UP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matron's arrived! Bend over. You may feel a bit of a prick!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Been fighting it all week ..determined to win ..got social to go to tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been fighting it all week ..determined to win ..got social to go to tomorrow

Get on with it

I have got rid of mine already

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Been fighting it all week ..determined to win ..got social to go to tomorrow

Get on with it

I have got rid of mine already

So the strepsils worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been fighting it all week ..determined to win ..got social to go to tomorrow

Get on with it

I have got rid of mine already

So the strepsils worked

That and a really good night's sleep

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Just a kid on cold was it then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a kid on cold was it then

No...couldn't swallow at all last night

Fine now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When ye stop breathing, come back and moan

Many thanks ..Youll be the last too know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha typical guy prob a wee snivel

Male to female sexist, the only acceptable kind.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep swinging that club! You'll be back on par in no time mate

I play off 8 ..i dinna want it to go up

Magic Chookie lol most woman complain when it goes down not UP

Get yur heid oot the gutter you ..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww poor chookie I hope you feel better soon cherub kisses

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aww poor chookie I hope you feel better soon cherub kisses

YA RIDE x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aww poor chookie I hope you feel better soon cherub kisses

YA RIDE x

In your dreams big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sorry ..im only inrae couples lolololol

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"Aww poor chookie I hope you feel better soon cherub kisses

YA RIDE x

I thought I was the ride! Tart!

K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When ye stop breathing, come back and moan

Many thanks ..Youll be the last too know

wouldn't go to the bother of letting me know tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aww poor chookie I hope you feel better soon cherub kisses

YA RIDE x

I thought I was the ride! Tart!

K x"

Your aw rides ..Dinna start x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When ye stop breathing, come back and moan

Many thanks ..Youll be the last too know

wouldn't go to the bother of letting me know tbf

Aw well .....Your still a Ride ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When ye stop breathing, come back and moan

Many thanks ..Youll be the last too know

wouldn't go to the bother of letting me know tbf

Aw well .....Your still a Ride ..

"
your the biggest ride tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling ManFlu-ish this morning....Its ok Ladies youll never understand how Men feel in regards to being in this horrible situation.

If you could try explain it ..its equivelant to Women being in labour and PMT at the same time ...only worse.

However..the Ryder Cup is on.

"
man up ya fud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AMURNAE ....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Ha shameless posting to get sympathy you don't know how easy you have it now when somebody like me gets manflu the shit hits the fan as that means its crossing the sexual divide

shameless Sympathy Indded..

Pass the Remote Bitch

Where do you get such an item as a " remote bitch " specialist male order ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet yer coughing n spluttering aw that shit o'er the screen tae

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feeling ManFlu-ish this morning....Its ok Ladies youll never understand how Men feel in regards to being in this horrible situation.

If you could try explain it ..its equivelant to Women being in labour and PMT at the same time ...only worse.

However..the Ryder Cup is on.

man up ya fud

Aw stop it ..your bullying me ...im sensative

Ya fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ha shameless posting to get sympathy you don't know how easy you have it now when somebody like me gets manflu the shit hits the fan as that means its crossing the sexual divide

shameless Sympathy Indded..

Pass the Remote Bitch

Where do you get such an item as a " remote bitch " specialist male order ?

Sky .....make sure its 8 inches in length ...for uploading pic purposes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling ManFlu-ish this morning....Its ok Ladies youll never understand how Men feel in regards to being in this horrible situation.

If you could try explain it ..its equivelant to Women being in labour and PMT at the same time ...only worse.

However..the Ryder Cup is on.

man up ya fud

Aw stop it ..your bullying me ...im sensative

Ya fanny

"
fuckin over sensitive pansy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feeling ManFlu-ish this morning....Its ok Ladies youll never understand how Men feel in regards to being in this horrible situation.

If you could try explain it ..its equivelant to Women being in labour and PMT at the same time ...only worse.

However..the Ryder Cup is on.

man up ya fud

Aw stop it ..your bullying me ...im sensative

Ya fanny

fuckin over sensitive pansy

ohhh your just upset

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling ManFlu-ish this morning....Its ok Ladies youll never understand how Men feel in regards to being in this horrible situation.

If you could try explain it ..its equivelant to Women being in labour and PMT at the same time ...only worse.

However..the Ryder Cup is on.

man up ya fud

Aw stop it ..your bullying me ...im sensative

Ya fanny

fuckin over sensitive pansy

ohhh your just upset

"
away an bile yer heid

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