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By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Simple fun.....

Things you can say about your car, but not your partner

She can fit two in the front, two in the rear and she's still a good ride

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Messy boot

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By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Needs a good service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always remember my old boss offering me a lift home. Walking through the car park I was on the look out for something really flash, instead he stops at some clapped out Nissan. 'I like my cars like I like my women' he says 'Old, Grey and filthy'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rear end has dropped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Economical...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/04/17 09:31:11]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Covered in bird shit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big and black

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Cunty Durham

"Messy boot"

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Needs lubricated

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By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

It's been a while, few cobwebs are formed but she's still a beaut

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Body works ok but it fair rattles when your giving it some

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Piston broke.

Wait a minute. Wrong way round.

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By *ithardscotMan over a year ago

Kelty

"Simple fun.....

Things you can say about your car, but not your partner

She can fit two in the front, two in the rear and she's still a good ride

Her big end is knackered.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

Never trade her in ?

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By *wiftieeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Ready for the scrappy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much to look at, but she's a goer...

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By *dmirationMan over a year ago

Bathgate

He may be 25 years old but their is Still plenty grunt left in the Old boy yet. The trick is Just keep everything Lubricated..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's got 2 airbags at the front but round the back there's a big crack in her trunk.

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man over a year ago

nr you but not too near

There's a nest underneath

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Her under carriage is fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a basturd to start in the morning ..but its great when its going.

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