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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wake up to a William Wallace alarm clock. Have scotch eggs dipped in butterscotch reading the Scotsman newspaper.
Get the Flying Scotsman down to England and tell the English to "fook aaff!" When they don't accept your Scottish legal tender.
Go back home, play some hopscotch before robbing the Bank of Scotland.
Thorough investigation by Scotland yard ensues.
However, you get off Scot-free....
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