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Limerick Fun (Swinger Andy) - Join In!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is just a bit of fun for those who like reading or creating limericks. I've started it off with a couple of verses and hope others will add their own. The only rule is that the name Andy must appear in your verse (name chosen totally at random, with others to follow at a later time!)

There once was a swinger named Andy,

Who thought just because he was randy,

The ladies would swoon,

They'd dance to his tune,

And all would be just fine and dandy.

Now Andy soon set up a date,

But turned up both d*unk and late,

He grabbed his date's tits,

Got kneed in his bits,

And left in a hell of a state.

Over to you...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a girl called sandi who met a swinger called andy

although she was feeling terrible randy

She couldn't get handy wee andy

and left him holding his ball with his handies. Lol its shit but first draft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is just a bit of fun for those who like reading or creating limericks. I've started it off with a couple of verses and hope others will add their own. The only rule is that the name Andy must appear in your verse (name chosen totally at random, with others to follow at a later time!)

There once was a swinger named Andy,

Who thought just because he was randy,

The ladies would swoon,

They'd dance to his tune,

And all would be just fine and dandy.

Now Andy soon set up a date,

But turned up both d*unk and late,

He grabbed his date's tits,

Got kneed in his bits,

And left in a hell of a state.

Over to you...!

So Andy thought he'd try again

But this time he went with the men

He grabbed a big cock

And got such a shock

And never went there again

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Tain

There was an old swinger called Andy,

Who considered himself rather handy,

With tongue and with toys,

He fucked girls and boys,

And then went to the pub for a shandy.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

There was an old swinger called Suzie

Who often got rather too boozy

She wore old white kickers

And never any knickers

But was always quite randy

And even fucked this guy called Andy!

It's early! lol

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

There was an old guy called Trevor who had the biggest cock ever The ladies screamed in dismay and all ran away Until the day he met Heather

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By *exicolaMan over a year ago

West Lothian

There once was a swinger called Andy

Who hates sex in the beach cos its sandy

It went in all of his parts

And now when he farts

It explodes all over his girl Mandy

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Andy was handsome and hung.

When he pulled down his drawers out it swung.

He met Carolina.

Shoved it in her vagina.

And very near punctured her lung.

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By *exicolaMan over a year ago

West Lothian

One for me...

There is a guy on fab called Lewis

Looking for one female who is

Horny and fun

With a pretty nice bum

And loves to long passionately slow kiss

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