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Things you can only say at Christmas
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Things you can only say at Christmas :
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
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Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way
If I put on a red suit and grow my beard can I explore your chimney stack?
You pulled her cracker without me?
Where do you want me to deliver your present?
Have the 3 wise men turned up to fuck me yet?
Oh what fun it is to fuck - on a one horse open sleigh
What’s that big sac at the end of the bed?
You fucked the snowman? I thought you were into BBC?
So what has the Queen to say? It’s no been an anus horribilus...
You got a load of what for Christmas?
If Rudolf has got a red nose ... where has he been rubbing it?
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Three wise men!!!
Who pulled the crackers?
You must have been very very good to get all those presents ...
And all you want for Christmas is .. 12 fab blokes, 11 sex toys, 10 spare pricks, 9 horny couples, 8 cock rings, 7 thirsty tounges, 6 gold nipples, 5 double beds, 4 cum buckets, 3 paddle sticks, 2 giant dildoes, and a load of hot fab friends ... in a pear tree .... |
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