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Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Have a lovely day fabsters
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
But please take it .
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .
And where they stay .
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
Bat woman suffice ?
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
Or moist bum wipe .
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
Until there back in the car pissing themselves .
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .
Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .
2 blow jobs
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
Don’t follow through
10. A mind is like a parachute - it
doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Two are better than one
Have a lovely day fabsters
RIP Jim Bowen .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
But please take it .
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .
And where they stay .
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
Bat woman suffice ?
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
Or moist bum wipe .
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
Until there back in the car pissing themselves .
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .
Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .
2 blow jobs
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
Don’t follow through
10. A mind is like a parachute - it
doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Two are better than one
Have a lovely day fabsters
RIP Jim Bowen .
"
Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv  |
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
But please take it .
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .
And where they stay .
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
Bat woman suffice ?
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
Or moist bum wipe .
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
Until there back in the car pissing themselves .
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .
Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .
2 blow jobs
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
Don’t follow through
10. A mind is like a parachute - it
doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Two are better than one
Have a lovely day fabsters
RIP Jim Bowen .
Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv "
Awake since 5 I’m not feeling human just now  |
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
But please take it .
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .
And where they stay .
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
Bat woman suffice ?
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
Or moist bum wipe .
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
Until there back in the car pissing themselves .
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .
Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .
2 blow jobs
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
Don’t follow through
10. A mind is like a parachute - it
doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Two are better than one
Have a lovely day fabsters
RIP Jim Bowen .
Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv
Awake since 5 I’m not feeling human just now "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Have a lovely day fabsters
"
You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt 
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter.  |
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Have a lovely day fabsters
You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter. "
Importantly which flavour yoghurt ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
10. A mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Have a lovely day fabsters
You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter.
Importantly which flavour yoghurt ? "
Raspberry always does it for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stealing a line from a great song there but just thinking... Being a "human being" means "being human" and therefore fallible, but surely the best traits of which are empathy, compassion, understanding and that most indispensible of all - humour.
Just spreading the love today with a few words of wisdom...
1. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
But please take it .
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the f*ckers name .
And where they stay .
3. Always be yourself unless you can be Batman - then, be Batman
Bat woman suffice ?
4. People ARE assholes - just make sure YOU are not the toilet paper.
Or moist bum wipe .
5. Remember the police never find things as funny as you do
Until there back in the car pissing themselves .
6. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk .
Milk won’t be 50 p mininmum per unit
7. Rock beats scissors, Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper but nothing beats a blow job .
2 blow jobs
8. Never make eye contact with anyone when eating a banana
Always do it imagine how they feel when you don’t take your eyes off them
9. Fart when people hug you - it makes them feel strong
Don’t follow through
10. A mind is like a parachute - it
doesn't work properly if it isn't open
Two are better than one
Have a lovely day fabsters
RIP Jim Bowen .
Hahahahah only you Steph - YOU are one of life amazing human beings maluv
Awake since 5 I’m not feeling human just now "
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You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter. "
Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you
However just for you...
The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"
The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"
The Walnut said "I look like a brain"
...and the banana said...
"Can we Please change the subject"  
You always make folk smile xXx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?
Raspberry always does it for me
I prefer whipped cream... 
Well whipped I hear .
Into STIFF peaks
Twin peaks I heard .  "
Glad you're keeping abreast of such things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?
Raspberry always does it for me
I prefer whipped cream...
Well whipped I hear .
Into STIFF peaks
Twin peaks I heard .
Glad you're keeping abreast of such things "
Talking of breasts and your avatar
Don't let go, there could be incredible fall out
P.S. welcome back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter.
Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you
However just for you...
The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"
The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"
The Walnut said "I look like a brain"
...and the banana said...
"Can we Please change the subject"
You always make folk smile xXx"
No...he doesn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter.
Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you
However just for you...
The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"
The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"
The Walnut said "I look like a brain"
...and the banana said...
"Can we Please change the subject"
You always make folk smile xXx
No...he doesn't "
Yes he does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter.
Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you
However just for you...
The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"
The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"
The Walnut said "I look like a brain"
...and the banana said...
"Can we Please change the subject"
You always make folk smile xXx
No...he doesn't "
pmsllllllllllllllllllll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Importantly which flavour yoghurt ?
Raspberry always does it for me
I prefer whipped cream...
Well whipped I hear .
Into STIFF peaks
Twin peaks I heard .
Glad you're keeping abreast of such things
Talking of breasts and your avatar
Don't let go, there could be incredible fall out
P.S. welcome back "
Lol holding fast and thank you kind sir |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
You knows I loves ya but don't see anything about trees in there lolll
I so get number 8 but too many can't look away when am downing a banana with yoghurt
Smiles that brighten my day.
XxX. Peter.
Well I'd deffo be too shy to look at you
However just for you...
The Broccoli said "I look like a small tree"
The Mushroom said "I look like and umbrella"
The Walnut said "I look like a brain"
...and the banana said...
"Can we Please change the subject"
You always make folk smile xXx
No...he doesn't
Yes he does "
He’s behind youuuuu |
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