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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh

I meet some new profile pics is there any lady that would like to volunteer to take some new pics for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Popcorn time.

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I meet some new profile pics is there any lady that would like to volunteer to take some new pics for me please"

Lol I need not I meet lol

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

Use your camera on your phone

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Popcorn time. "

Why popcorn time it's a genuine question

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh

Tried that I can't seem to take any pics I'm happy with

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Why a lady?. Men can use cameras too

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Why a lady?. Men can use cameras too"

Lol I know but I don't really want a bloke there and be any body says anything no I am not thinking anything else happening apart from pics that is simply all I'm asking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use the self timer on your phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd offer but my sqint means you'd end up with worse pics

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Use the self timer on your phone "

I've no idea how to lol maybe I need sum body to teach me how to use a phone aswel

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'd offer but my sqint means you'd end up with worse pics "

Don't think they could be worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why a lady?. Men can use cameras too

Lol I know but I don't really want a bloke there and be any body says anything no I am not thinking anything else happening apart from pics that is simply all I'm asking"

This is why it's popcorn time.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"This is why it's popcorn time."

I’m pretty sure you’re talking to a random text generator.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP if you don’t like your pics, why do you have 21 friend pics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use your manual.

That’s what it’s there for!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Defo popcorn time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right ya little fibbers....'fess up

Who's really eating popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is why it's popcorn time.

I’m pretty sure you’re talking to a random text generator."

Possibly. Or Sheldon Cooper.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Possibly. Or Sheldon Cooper."

Definitely not.

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"OP if you don’t like your pics, why do you have 21 friend pics? "

Cos I keep adding difrent pics and I'm defo not putting them public not really happy with any

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m sure you’ll find someone to help out just ignore the haters I’d recommend my friend lol she went above and beyond take me pics for me lol

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I’m sure you’ll find someone to help out just ignore the haters I’d recommend my friend lol she went above and beyond take me pics for me lol"

Thank you at least 1 series answer

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders

Really easy to find the 10 second timer on your phone camera. Have a look, or google it, and you'll find it I'm sure.

That's how I took all my pictures. 10 seconds plenty time to strike a pose

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders

And your pics don't have to be nudes, or even topless. Seen some good ones where the guy has got half opened shirt x

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By *luteguyMan  over a year ago

Here and There


"Really easy to find the 10 second timer on your phone camera. Have a look, or google it, and you'll find it I'm sure.

That's how I took all my pictures. 10 seconds plenty time to strike a pose "

10 second timer is the way to go. Find somewhere you can prop the phone and has good lighting. Once you have the shot edit it to crop, adjust the colour etc.

Like Pringles that’s how all my pics are taken.

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh

Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not that I'm offering! But why does a guy about pics getting taken. Yet when a woman asks there's a cattle market of offers

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol"

Get the pictures first, then worry about editing

There's an edit button at the bottom of your screen when you have your picture. From there you can crop, or change to black and white, if you want to.

If you don't know what cropping is, google is your friend x

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By *eADevilCouple  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Not that I'm offering! But why does a guy about pics getting taken. Yet when a woman asks there's a cattle market of offers "

See op !!! . Your not rhe only one who asks stupid questions lmao.

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By *funtimetaffMan  over a year ago

From a quiet corner in Porth

I'd rather a good old cock pic myself haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol"

Is that a "series" answer?

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Not that I'm offering! But why does a guy about pics getting taken. Yet when a woman asks there's a cattle market of offers "

Lol what did u mean I understood not that I'm offering lol

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol

Get the pictures first, then worry about editing

There's an edit button at the bottom of your screen when you have your picture. From there you can crop, or change to black and white, if you want to.

If you don't know what cropping is, google is your friend x"

Lol OK ty

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Not that I'm offering! But why does a guy about pics getting taken. Yet when a woman asks there's a cattle market of offers

See op !!! . Your not rhe only one who asks stupid questions lmao. "

I didn't understand the question lol

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol

Is that a "series" answer? "

It's only 1 answer not a series or did u mean serius

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not offering to take your pics, what was meaning a guy asks for a lady to take pics for profile. The guy gets stick! Woman asks a man there's a line up lol

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'm not offering to take your pics, what was meaning a guy asks for a lady to take pics for profile. The guy gets stick! Woman asks a man there's a line up lol "

That's the forum for u lol I think if people are in trestles in helping me they are almost put off cos all they see is me getting stick as u put it and don't want to be the 1 that actually says yes I will do it lol incase they get stick I don't know lol maybe nobody is in trestles in doing it or maybe people just think things aren't as simple as they are as all I'm asking for is what I say

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh

In a way I find it funny as so many times I see ladies saying guys should have better pics but I ask for a lady to take pics of me so then the lady knows what ladies like to see in a pic and I get ridiculed and laughed at for it it's just life you just can't win either way forums are forums and as soon as u put something up as a single mail either u get no replies or u just get laughed at but as u say if a lady put same post everyone would be saying nice things and queing up to help out thank you for your nice feedback

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"I'm not offering to take your pics, what was meaning a guy asks for a lady to take pics for profile. The guy gets stick! Woman asks a man there's a line up lol

That's the forum for u lol I think if people are in trestles in helping me they are almost put off cos all they see is me getting stick as u put it and don't want to be the 1 that actually says yes I will do it lol incase they get stick I don't know lol maybe nobody is in trestles in doing it or maybe people just think things aren't as simple as they are as all I'm asking for is what I say "

are you really laughing out loud after everything you say? this is your third thread on this, people have told you about selfies and the best way to do them!

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'm not offering to take your pics, what was meaning a guy asks for a lady to take pics for profile. The guy gets stick! Woman asks a man there's a line up lol

That's the forum for u lol I think if people are in trestles in helping me they are almost put off cos all they see is me getting stick as u put it and don't want to be the 1 that actually says yes I will do it lol incase they get stick I don't know lol maybe nobody is in trestles in doing it or maybe people just think things aren't as simple as they are as all I'm asking for is what I say

are you really laughing out loud after everything you say? this is your third thread on this, people have told you about selfies and the best way to do them!"

My last thread was asking if people think I should change my profile pic or keep the same and this 1 is asking if any would be willing to take pics there different actually but I'm really sorry if I'm using the forum space to ask questions and maybe start a discussion and look for opinions I'm really sorry to have wasted your time reading my thread and all the responses I forgot that you are only allowed to post certain things depending on aproval from people there's me thinking the forum is for posting anything you want really and see if anybody bothers to comment again I'm really sorry for wasting your time I didn't realise you were forced against your will to read it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol

Is that a "series" answer?

It's only 1 answer not a series or did u mean serius "


"I’m sure you’ll find someone to help out just ignore the haters I’d recommend my friend lol she went above and beyond take me pics for me lol

Thank you at least 1 series answer"

I was just using your own word. BTW, I think you mean "serious".

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol

Is that a "series" answer?

It's only 1 answer not a series or did u mean serius

I’m sure you’ll find someone to help out just ignore the haters I’d recommend my friend lol she went above and beyond take me pics for me lol

Thank you at least 1 series answer

I was just using your own word. BTW, I think you mean "serious"."

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol crop and edit lol u lost me lol ive no idea lol

Is that a "series" answer?

It's only 1 answer not a series or did u mean serius

I’m sure you’ll find someone to help out just ignore the haters I’d recommend my friend lol she went above and beyond take me pics for me lol

Thank you at least 1 series answer

I was just using your own word. BTW, I think you mean "serious".

Awesome "

You're welcome.

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

Someone else took most of my pics. He is a fab friend so it did end up in more than just a photo season. I can understand why the OP wants a woman.

More new pics to come soon as my pal has moved and needs his windowsill christened

I don’t like my selfies either so I’m happy to take pics for others.

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Someone else took most of my pics. He is a fab friend so it did end up in more than just a photo season. I can understand why the OP wants a woman.

More new pics to come soon as my pal has moved and needs his windowsill christened

I don’t like my selfies either so I’m happy to take pics for others. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just have a mess around with the timer on the phone OP and see what you can come up with. You might surprise yourself. Almost all of my pics were taken on the phone (Mr's) and then the edited. He took them as I'm bloody hopeless at posing for a selfie and need a bit of direction.

I see a lot of folk on here claiming to be photographers and there pics don't stand out any more than others do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My pics are all rubbish, despite being a photographer since I was 14, because I hate taking images of people, especially selfies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pics are all rubbish, despite being a photographer since I was 14, because I hate taking images of people, especially selfies."

Well with the exception of the cock pics they're still a bit different for on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They are still rubbish, though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They are still rubbish, though."

Aye awrite then....FFS...just trying to see the positives...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I could post landscapes or architectural here, it would be much better.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

In your collage pic, did you deliberately frame the bottom right photo badly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In your collage pic, did you deliberately frame the bottom right photo badly?"

Yes. I didn't want to show the full length of it, so not to intimidate people!

It was the mosaic maker that cropped the images that way really.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

You know, it would be incredibly easy to do it properly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know, it would be incredibly easy to do it properly."

Your point being?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Why not fix it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not fix it?"

Because the website doesn't allow editing.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

But, the original pics are all there. You could make it again, properly, incredibly easily, and upload that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But, the original pics are all there. You could make it again, properly, incredibly easily, and upload that."

The website does not allow you to edit the images. It uploads them, and makes the mosaic. It places the pictures, the photographer has no say.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Okay, so don’t use the website to make the mosaic. It’s incredibly simple. Or, if you must use the website, edit the pictures you upload so they’re square to begin with. That way they’ll be properly framed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does anyone know how to post a "banging your head off a wall" emoji?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’d be posting it now if there was one. I was trying to give you a friendly tip, but you seem determined to tell me that a very simple task is impossible.

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Just have a mess around with the timer on the phone OP and see what you can come up with. You might surprise yourself. Almost all of my pics were taken on the phone (Mr's) and then the edited. He took them as I'm bloody hopeless at posing for a selfie and need a bit of direction.

I see a lot of folk on here claiming to be photographers and there pics don't stand out any more than others do. "

Yeah I've no idea how to pose or the shots that are best which is why I would like a lady to help really

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I’d be posting it now if there was one. I was trying to give you a friendly tip, but you seem determined to tell me that a very simple task is impossible."

If u look back the post I think he just likes to criticise all the time as he's posted a few times in this thread and each time critisizeing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does it have to be a woman that ‘helps’ you out? Some of the guys on here have some cracking pics. Check out some of their profiles and see if you can get some good ideas for decent pics/poses.

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Why does it have to be a woman that ‘helps’ you out?"

In fairness, I understand the request. Even accepting that it wouldn’t end in playing together, I’d personally feel more comfortable being photographed by a woman than a man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad "

I've checked them all 217 times... yep they're good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/03/18 14:45:44]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Even the best photographers cant fix ugly....or stupid for that matter

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad

I've checked them all 217 times... yep they're good "

Was that just today

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad

I've checked them all 217 times... yep they're good

Was that just today "

Just this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a belter lol

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Even the best photographers cant fix ugly....or stupid for that matter "

Yeah thanks for your input Mr perfect

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

I think if you were being realistic you would see that this is highly unlikely to ever happen. A random woman coming round to take pictures of someone she has never met!

If this is the route you want to go down maybe better just mailing someone you have met or someone you chat to often.

As others have stated if this is proving difficult phone cameras are not hard to work, point ... press......repeat as many times as you need to until you get one you are happy with.

Good Luck

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh

Lol ty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad

I've checked them all 217 times... yep they're good

Was that just today "

I'm on 109 already today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad

I've checked them all 217 times... yep they're good

Was that just today

Just this afternoon "

shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man i just had 4 bags of popcorn reading this

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"Camera phone selfies are good enough just set a timer ..most of mine are selfies and I don't think I done too bad

I've checked them all 217 times... yep they're good

Was that just today

I'm on 109 already today "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grab yourself a selfie stick

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By *cottishmale OP   Man  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Grab yourself a selfie stick"

Thanks for your input it's more about the female knowing what females like to see and I'm no good at getting my pic taken so maybe help with that aswel

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