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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love waking up to birds chirping away it’s so much nicer than an alarm.
However it is nippy when I have to slyly salute them when pass them for good luck 
Tits  "
Can't beat a sly salute...  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret,
Never to be told.
Eight for a wish,
Nine for a kiss,
Ten for a bird,
You must not miss.  |
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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago
Land Of Naughtiness |
"One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret,
Never to be told.
Eight for a wish,
Nine for a kiss,
Ten for a bird,
You must not miss. "
And if you see more than 10 your fucked  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret,
Never to be told.
Eight for a wish,
Nine for a kiss,
Ten for a bird,
You must not miss.
And if you see more than 10 your fucked "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wake up early everyday automatically. I love mornings and bounce out of bed like Tigger ready to embrace the day.x"
lollol, I actually believe you do   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The name for a collective/group of magpies is known as a “Murder of Magpies”. A positive fountain of useless pish I am.
I thought a group of magpipes was called a parliament lollll "
Both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An 8yr old accidentally punching me right on the bugle.
It’s NEVER accidental 
It was when I punched her back
I’m still scratching my head to work out what part of the anatomy the bugle is! "
Nose.. |
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"An 8yr old accidentally punching me right on the bugle.
It’s NEVER accidental
It was when I punched her back
I’m still scratching my head to work out what part of the anatomy the bugle is!
Nose.. "
Thank god for that!  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret,
Never to be told.
Eight for a wish,
Nine for a kiss,
Ten for a bird,
You must not miss. "
None of that counts if a baby one deids in yer garden.. never get rid of them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What woke me this morning?
The family of four in the house behind us jumping about on their trampoline, screaming like banshees.
It will be getting slashed at approximately 2am tomorrow morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone evidently fed them their morning serving of sucrose and E numbers, then set them loose upon the world to terrorise those of us who didn’t happen to go to bed at a sensible time last night.
Me? I was woken up by a splitting headache. Again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Magpies are vermin. Over running town and country and hedge birds are suffering. Also for some reason the b**tards like pecking double glazing silicone!!!!!! |
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"What woke me this morning?
The family of four in the house behind us jumping about on their trampoline, screaming like banshees.
It will be getting slashed at approximately 2am tomorrow morning. "
The trampoline, I assume, rather than the family of four... or did they REALLY piss you off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What woke me this morning?
The family of four in the house behind us jumping about on their trampoline, screaming like banshees.
It will be getting slashed at approximately 2am tomorrow morning.
The trampoline, I assume, rather than the family of four... or did they REALLY piss you off? "
The trampoline.....mibbe.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice wee explosion woke me up today....
4am. I heard the bang, looked outside, seen flames over the top of the houses across the road. Called the fire service, but they had already arrived.
Turned out to be a shed between the houses, so nobody hurt.
Frightning sight to wake to tho....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The name for a collective/group of magpies is known as a “Murder of Magpies”. A positive fountain of useless pish I am.
Murder of crows, surely?"
I prefer "shower of bastards". Can be applied to any group of animals or people who are ripping ma knittin'. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The name for a collective/group of magpies is known as a “Murder of Magpies”. A positive fountain of useless pish I am.
Murder of crows, surely?
I prefer "shower of bastards". Can be applied to any group of animals or people who are ripping ma knittin'."
You knit too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The name for a collective/group of magpies is known as a “Murder of Magpies”. A positive fountain of useless pish I am.
Murder of crows, surely?
I prefer "shower of bastards". Can be applied to any group of animals or people who are ripping ma knittin'.
You knit too? "
Yeah....gonnae knit myself a burd I think |
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Nice gentle wake up this morning as was away before the alarm went off lol
Awwww