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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control 
Piss off. It's mine..  
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now  "
Sit down and put your bra back on. Now run along to your little friends and report the bad people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
Sit down and put your bra back on. Now run along to your little friends and report the bad people. "
slaps him down with the remote control, oh hold on, I nearly missed cause he is such a weeeeee man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
Sit down and put your bra back on. Now run along to your little friends and report the bad people.
slaps him down with the remote control, oh hold on, I nearly missed cause he is such a weeeeee man "
Argos!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch.. "
I've got spares |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..
I've got spares "
*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch.. "
fuck never thought of that, im out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..
fuck never thought of that, im out "
Get your ass back in here.. It's not the royal rumble or an I quit match.. It's last fucker standing.. (how that works in an empty room, I'll be fucked if I know. ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..
I've got spares
*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *"
Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..
I've got spares
*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *
Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry"
I'm Santa.. So I'll empty my sack and drown. The hulk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..
I've got spares
*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *
Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry
I'm Santa.. So I'll empty my sack and drown. The hulk. "
Why is it always Santa emptying his sack joke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
To late, I have big, fuck off hands, I'm in control now
I have the batteries. Though.. Biatch..
I've got spares
*pushes you over the stool, elbow drop to the solar plexus and steaks the spares. Stands up, beats chest and shouts, "THIS IS MY HOUSE". *
Being that my Nick name is hulk and you've just angered me I turn green grab you by the legs and bitch slap you round the room screaming puny elf make hulk angry
I'm Santa.. So I'll empty my sack and drown. The hulk.
Why is it always Santa emptying his sack joke"
Because.. It's Christmas.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want the remote control
Piss off. It's mine..
No one can control this tv !
Maybe just by a friendly lady .   "
How egotistical are you? It was for the remote control monster truck...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a mud fight or a pillow fight?"
For you I'd make it a jelly and whipped cream fight. . I'd throw in some custard and sponge fingers but that might be considered a "trifle" much. |
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"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic? 
V x
You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote. "
I've seen your friends pics...
So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote? 
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?
V x
You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.
I've seen your friends pics...
So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?
V x"
Lego remote |
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"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?
V x
You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.
I've seen your friends pics...
So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?
V x
Lego remote "
Those little lego hands are always poised to grab it too
V x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fighting over the remote? Can you not take a more original dick pic?
V x
You haven't seen the size of my.... Remote.
I've seen your friends pics...
So are we talking sky remote or amazon fire stick remote?
V x"
I was gonna say whichever is smaller but Doggy is a bit closer to the truth, except the Lego remote might still be a tad optimistic for me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all  x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx"
My thoughts exactly my dear Santa x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
I usually stand behind the ladies to hide and blend into the background . "
Don't even think about doing that! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*"
*Raises hand*. Me first Miss. |
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"*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*
*Raises hand*. Me first Miss. "
To quote Outlander "only girls are whipped wi' their skirts doon, men must take it bare arsed" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*brings out old fashioned wooden ruler, sits idly tapping it on palm whilst viewing the naughty vict*cough* people with a gimlet eye*
*Raises hand*. Me first Miss.
To quote Outlander "only girls are whipped wi' their skirts doon, men must take it bare arsed" "
As long as that's all I'm expected to take there. x. And you will kiss it better afterwards. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx"
There is no TV
There is no remote
There are no ladies
There are no men
It is an empty room
There is no fight
Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx
There is no TV
There is no remote
There are no ladies
There are no men
It is an empty room
There is no fight
Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).
"
It's no longer empty when you walked in. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx
There is no TV
There is no remote
There are no ladies
There are no men
It is an empty room
There is no fight
Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).
It's no longer empty when you walked in. "
I'm not in the room. I'm in the pub  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx
There is no TV
There is no remote
There are no ladies
There are no men
It is an empty room
There is no fight
Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).
It's no longer empty when you walked in.
I'm not in the room. I'm in the pub "
Get the round in then ya tight bastard.. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx
It's already on the bar waiting for you.
Huuummmmmm
There is no TV
There is no remote
There are no ladies
There are no men
It is an empty room
There is no fight
Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).
It's no longer empty when you walked in.
I'm not in the room. I'm in the pub
Get the round in then ya tight bastard.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe the ladies on this thread should just stand in front of the TV and then you guys can't watch it at all x
If the ladies in this thread stould anywhere in my room the television would be the furthest thing from my mind to look at. xx
There is no TV
There is no remote
There are no ladies
There are no men
It is an empty room
There is no fight
Huuuuummmmmmm (zen like hum).
"
If this is so did anyone hear the lights go out |
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"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.
Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???
Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu... "
My blackbelt at Judo will see me through ok.
Feckin typos
Should read Ludo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.
Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???
Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu...
My blackbelt at Judo will see me through ok.
Feckin typos
Should read Ludo. "
We should get together.. I have a brown belt in origami...
Fekin typos..
Should read brown belt.. And do origami.. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.
Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???
Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu... "
Good shout on the War and Peace but The Art of War is actually quite a slim volume.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They say the pen is mightier than the remote control, so i swing my pack of 10 for a quid biro at you. That will teach ya to start with me.
Who brings a remote control to a pen fight anyways. ???
Oh ffs.. If you're gonna get all "highbrow" with us.. I'll smack you around with my copy of "War and Peace"... And follow it up with a pasting with "Art of War" buy Sun Tzu...
Good shout on the War and Peace but The Art of War is actually quite a slim volume. "
Exactly.. It's lighter... I'll be knackered after clobbering him with the heavy one. |
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