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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...  
Sod's law innit...  "
Your beauty will deflect attention from it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit...
Your beauty will deflect attention from it x"
Ya silver tongued devils - love it lolol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get an annual plook on my bugle every Xmas/NewYear....it's excuse to get the cleavage out and divert attention "
hahahah ohhh never thought of that... deflection tactics   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I go with you.. Then they'll be too busy looking at the massive plook on your arm to notice 
Stop - or I'll put you over my knee young man "
The massive plook that looks filled with puss.... Where did she pick that up they'd say.. Not even bathing in clearasil would clear that up, they'd say..
*waits patiently to be put over Jane's knee. * |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I go with you.. Then they'll be too busy looking at the massive plook on your arm to notice
Stop - or I'll put you over my knee young man
The massive plook that looks filled with puss.... Where did she pick that up they'd say.. Not even bathing in clearasil would clear that up, they'd say..
*waits patiently to be put over Jane's knee. *"
I'd be gentle... at first lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it "
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small. "
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right... "
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations.. "
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK "
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right... "
I'd be happy with a gearstick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one. "
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!! "
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare. "
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. "
 pmsl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare.
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent "
That was me.. I nearly jumped in front of a bus.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl! "
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare.
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent
That was me.. I nearly jumped in front of a bus.. "
this plook is more dangerous than I first anticipated |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans "
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
Sounded fine to me... Means low expectations..
As long as ya dinna mind a threesome - you.. me... and the PLOOK
That's fine as long as.... Nah.. Even I can't say that one.
LMAO DARE YA!!!!!!!!
As long as it doesn't squirt further and more than I do... THERE.. DAMN IT..i can't resist a dare.
actually guffawing here... I've startled a passing innocent
That was me.. I nearly jumped in front of a bus..
this plook is more dangerous than I first anticipated "
It was the guffawing.. I heard it in Whiteinch... Thought it was a low flying jet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right? "
Quick fast and exciting ah think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think "
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on.. "
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light "
Paradise is wherever you are.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise is wherever you are.
() "
Now that was cheesy as fuck even for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise is wherever you are.
()
Now that was cheesy as fuck even for you!"
Note the ... I couldn't resist. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think nekked jack might enjoy that a little too much lol
Till I bring oot the BELT... buckle end...then rub salt in it
It's alright..I have an ass like a rhino... Though maybe not as small.
As long as you don't have the horn of one... that didn't sound right...
I'd be happy with a gearstick. pmsl!
Nae laffin - ya might make it shrink to one of those wee sporty wans
Yeah.... Hang on sporty means quick right?
Quick fast and exciting ah think
Two out of three ain't bad.. I feel a song coming on..
As long as we can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise is wherever you are.
()
Now that was cheesy as fuck even for you!
Note the ... I couldn't resist. "
Cheesy is good as long as it’s not... you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To try and get the thread back.... Why not use a black eyeliner pencil and colour it in.. It could be a tasteful beauty spot.. (unless it's so big and you'd need a litre of dulux ) |
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"So... haircut today -feeling good, sexy and sassy and going out tonight too so perfect... AND THEN... a plook... right on my chin...
Sod's law innit...
Your beauty will deflect attention from it x"
Aw your good, very good  |
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