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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a certain forum thread i think we could do with a place to chill, socialise and have a drink.. Everyone welcome. Remember it's a free self serve bar... VEL.   |
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"After a certain forum thread i think we could do with a place to chill, socialise and have a drink.. Everyone welcome. Remember it's a free self serve bar... VEL. "
I'll have a wee snoop around for a soft drink .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After a certain forum thread i think we could do with a place to chill, socialise and have a drink.. Everyone welcome. Remember it's a free self serve bar... VEL.
I'll have a wee snoop around for a soft drink .
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Good to see you steph... At least I'm not *starts singing* "all by myseeelllfff". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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.... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all  |
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all "
It's not all that's on you with that outfit on. Wowser |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all
It's not all that's on you with that outfit on. Wowser "
Ohhhh saucy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all
It's not all that's on you with that outfit on. Wowser
Ohhhh saucy "
Raspberry or chocolate sauce... I like your thinking mrs.  |
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Which certain thread are we drinking to get away from? I've read a few of late that would drive a person to drink.
I'll just have a water please. Alcohol, being a drug, may impair my mental wellbeing and make me fat. Oh.. And no advice please. I'm merely making a statement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all
It's not all that's on you with that outfit on. Wowser
Ohhhh saucy
Raspberry or chocolate sauce... I like your thinking mrs. "
Sticky toffee??? Ohhh maybe whisky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which certain thread are we drinking to get away from? I've read a few of late that would drive a person to drink.
I'll just have a water please. Alcohol, being a drug, may impair my mental wellbeing and make me fat. Oh.. And no advice please. I'm merely making a statement. "
No advice on the rocks - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did I miss something? x
Yeah.. But have a drink befire reading. Xx
A large red wine please? x
Right here lovely enjoy "
Thank you honey. Badly needing a drink this evening x |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all
It's not all that's on you with that outfit on. Wowser
Ohhhh saucy
Raspberry or chocolate sauce... I like your thinking mrs.
Sticky toffee??? Ohhh maybe whisky "
Is Baileys a fair compromise? |
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"After a certain forum thread i think we could do with a place to chill, socialise and have a drink.. Everyone welcome. Remember it's a free self serve bar... VEL.
I'll have a wee snoop around for a soft drink .
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all
I am underdressed... arrives wearing her fleeced leopard pyjamas  I'll have a drink anyway "
I thought you woulda had enough of clubbing after Tuesday. Wanna dance? Barman! Tunes please! |
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".... arrives with her low cut busty barmaid top on... the drinks are on meeeee... even though there’re free. Thanks Jack darling, I’m on a nice merlot, have fun all
I am underdressed... arrives wearing her fleeced leopard pyjamas I'll have a drink anyway
I thought you woulda had enough of clubbing after Tuesday. Wanna dance? Barman! Tunes please!"
Needs to be a decent tune though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*this old house by shakin stevens on the juke box *
Just put Thunderstruck by AC/DC on the duke box. Should liven this place up a little.
Sorry was to busy ogling Max in her Jammie's  "
So am I.. |
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"*this old house by shakin stevens on the juke box *
Just put Thunderstruck by AC/DC on the duke box. Should liven this place up a little.
Sorry was to busy ogling Max in her Jammie's
Ogle ogle "
Ogling... a word i can't pronounce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*this old house by shakin stevens on the juke box *
Just put Thunderstruck by AC/DC on the duke box. Should liven this place up a little.
Sorry was to busy ogling Max in her Jammie's "
Watch out.. She likes a long sharp pin  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles"
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind. "
gosh bloody good service in this bar |
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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this
bar"
Service always excellent in Jack's bars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar"
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack. "
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone"
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it... "
make a double then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it...
make a double then"
I'll keep yo... Them coming. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it...
make a double then
I'll keep yo... Them coming. "
sign of a good barman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it...
make a double then
I'll keep yo... Them coming.
sign of a good barman"
I'm fabs best kept secret. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it...
make a double then
I'll keep yo... Them coming.
sign of a good barman
I'm fabs best kept secret. "
ahhh is it you they keep locked in the attic then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky and for me pleaae. it's like a pyjama party in here I have my wee shorty ones on
Mrs shambles
You should have it by now... And lovely jammies... Give us a twirl, kf you don't mind.
gosh bloody good service in this bar
Good feedback is always welcome.. Tell your friends, they can ask for Jack.
nah I quite like the crowd that's in here. my friends would just lower the tone
*pours you another drink*
Come tell Jack all about it...
make a double then
I'll keep yo... Them coming.
sign of a good barman
I'm fabs best kept secret.
ahhh is it you they keep locked in the attic then"
I can nether confirm nor den... Auch.. Yeah it is.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*this old house by shakin stevens on the juke box *
Just put Thunderstruck by AC/DC on the duke box. Should liven this place up a little.
Sorry was to busy ogling Max in her Jammie's
Ogle ogle
Ogling... a word i can't pronounce "
Ya mind if i sit beside ya ?
(In my best innocent voice)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one "
*phew *. Have another double |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double "
thanks very much barkeep hic.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic.... "
I also double up as the uber home... Or i have a "spare" bed in the attic... Well it's actually more like a spare side of the bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic.... "
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago. "
Looks like we both got a double then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago. "
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
I also double up as the uber home... Or i have a "spare" bed in the attic... Well it's actually more like a spare side of the bed. "
I've bought apples off your cart before..... I'm not going up in that attic I know your game |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on"
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
I also double up as the uber home... Or i have a "spare" bed in the attic... Well it's actually more like a spare side of the bed.
I've bought apples off your cart before..... I'm not going up in that attic I know your game"
You mistake me for some other oerverted jack in the attic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head. "
better give him another double |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double"
I think he would like your doubles more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double
I think he would like your doubles more "
right no more doubles for you you've had enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double
I think he would like your doubles more
right no more doubles for you you've had enough"
You're the perfect woman.. How did you manage to get four breasts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double
I think he would like your doubles more
right no more doubles for you you've had enough
You're the perfect woman.. How did you manage to get four breasts. "
probably the same way that you managed to get two heads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double
I think he would like your doubles more
right no more doubles for you you've had enough
You're the perfect woman.. How did you manage to get four breasts.
probably the same way that you managed to get two heads "
*is busy doing the math in his head, * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double
I think he would like your doubles more
right no more doubles for you you've had enough
You're the perfect woman.. How did you manage to get four breasts.
probably the same way that you managed to get two heads
*is busy doing the math in his head, * "
two head you mean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"aye right what going on jack I never got asked for ID
I'm old school.. I never ask a lady her age....
you got away with that one
*phew *. Have another double
thanks very much barkeep hic....
Excuse me..
You're blouse is open...I just noticed......30mins ago.
you're d*unker than me I have my jammies on
I know...i meant the fantasy i had in my head.
better give him another double
I think he would like your doubles more
right no more doubles for you you've had enough
You're the perfect woman.. How did you manage to get four breasts.
probably the same way that you managed to get two heads
*is busy doing the math in his head, *
two head you mean"
Problem o have is tge blood hss gone to my "third" head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last orders please!!!!
Thanks Jack, you saved the day "
I order you to cone get a glass of red, a large single malt and one of my legendary feel good hugs. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last orders please!!!!
Thanks Jack, you saved the day
I order you to cone get a glass of red, a large single malt and one of my legendary feel good hugs. Xx "
You’re a mind reader... glad everyone’s gone home, finished my glass of red and have a whisky nightcap... that only leaves the hug... LOCKDOWN!!! |
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