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Ode to a Puddycat

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By *z Thongz OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A guys in scotland chat wrote this for me , thought i would share it .

AN ODE TO A PUDDYCAT

In the shadow of the ochils, lives a sherriff with a star,

Shes fair .just and honest, no matter who you are,

She does her job dilligently day after day,

But guys keep yer fowl cams well out her way,

Shes a sucker for a coffee, she likes it strong and hot,

And very quick with a comment, more often than not,

A mother to five and a granny to eight,

And each and every 1 thinks she is great.

An outer shell that seems hard to crack,

but an inner of gold that she hides neath the black,

claws that are sharp but scratch like a feather,

she washes n bleaches no matter the weather,

I know her as puddycat my own pet nickname,

Given the time im sure a tiger can be tame,

And so alls been said now I come to the end,

I hope and pray I am classed as a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

aw loz hunni fun did great job an got ye to a T hehe xxx

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By *z Thongz OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

aye its amazing what folks pick up about ye sioux lol xxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Losrrain has been my friend on here since she first joined the site and who ever wrote this knows her so well xxxxxx

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

Ne'er before has truth been written;

For her intelligent chat I'm well smitten.

She's a Sheriff now;

Well - O wow!-

Her left hook - I'll try not to get hitten.

OK - hitten not a word but it rhymes - so it stays.

Never met the Sheriff but have chatted on quite a few occasions. A very fair and respectful person you are xxx

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By *z Thongz OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Cheers folks and jacs he doesnt know me that well other than from chatting lol but its a lovely wee ode which is why i decided to share it , there are some nice folks around and that kinda proves it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tease loves loz xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Cheers folks and jacs he doesnt know me that well other than from chatting lol but its a lovely wee ode which is why i decided to share it , there are some nice folks around and that kinda proves it xxx"

yeah but just shows how you can pick up what a person is really like even from just chat because he got u spot on hun xxxx

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