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Fuerteventura, Costa Calma ,17th March 2019
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Hello Beach is a rancid shit hole run by an extremely racist and obnoxious person.
Tonly Fools & Horses I call him because his name's Tony and when you walk past his bar, it's just him watching reruns of 'Only Fools'.
Stick to the music bar up the side of it, you probably won't get a shag but at least you won't go back to your room smelling of wee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it horrible down the south of fuerteventura,Costa Calmas then ?  "
The scenery is stunning but I find the resorts down south a little soulless.
Do you speak German? |
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'Hello Beach is a rancid shit hole run by an extremely racist and obnoxious person.'
Not what Tripadvisor says!
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g187467-d4338852-Reviews-Hello_Beach_House_Bar-Fuerteventura_Canary_Islands.html |
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Some pure bullshit from the owner's "friends" there. I take it they don't mind being in the company of somebody whose idea of comedy is to just throw the 'n' word in every 2 minutes.
Dig deeper and you'll find this review. Made me laugh but it's bang on:
"Imagine attending a National Front meeting in a tinker's caravan with an extreme right wing, five foot two version of Bernard Manning as the 'entertainment' and you're not far off knowing what it's like to spend 'comedy' night at this bar. It's not for us."
I'm there next month, I'll count the bodies when I walk past on my way to somewhere half-decent. |
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If you're looking for fun you better go to Corralejo, more touristic and more "action".
I guess you googled what Costa Calma means in Spanish ... calmed coast ... I personally prefer Costa Calma million times, more local people, more chilled, you have nudist beaches walking distance form any hotel or apt in the town, try to socialize in the nudist beaches, if you are polite and not invasive people is talkative and social in general. Enjoy and good luck there. |
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