So I took this a clear point on the board but played my hand wisely.
So after about two hours he was done.
Headed home, and later that evening took my dog for a walk, as I returned she drove past and pulled in, she raced out of the car as if too get inside before I passed so I shouted her.
Good news my WiFi actually reached but thanks anyway, and the guy was all so pretty quickly.. she looked confused.
I headed in the house and my phone went.
Thanks for today you’re a great Neighbour!!
So played dumb and just said no problem.
She replied did you find anything?
“Sorry”
Didn’t you take a look around.. no course not it’s your home your privacy.
Lies of course i glanced around never touching anything.
So i just said I noticed your Home gym set up, so she just had a few light weight and bands.
Oh yeah she said I love a good workout, especially during lockdown.
Sunday came, weather went down hill quickly, no more sunbathing for a while.
Bored so sent her a quick message don’t forget bin day in the morning. Oh thanks.. you off anywhere nice.. she replied as i drove off.. just a finds to use his gym equipment, joked a little about using hers, and she said actually could you come help me when I got back.
Yeah sure I’ll pop over..
So gym workout done, I headed round.. come round the back she messaged so in I went
Helllo...
No reply.. hello..
I edged gingerly into the kitchen I heard some movement, I went in further and round the corner legs akimbo she sat on the floor doing some yoga..
Sorry I said, you needed a hand.
Yeah almost done, come join me.. I said yogas not really my thing.
Nonsense, come on.. so i sat copying the stretches admiring the curves just gazing away.
I remember thinking Jesus it’s warm in here, she was only wearing a tank top and leggings.
Anyway a few minutes passed and she mentioned how yoga had helped her during lockdown, i acted as if I didn’t notice how flexible she was.
She asked how my session was, yeah good thanks just some legs few squats, oh I love legs she said. Yeah I can tell he had killer quads and an arse that could crack a walnut.
She stood up and did some leg stretches I joined in actually really helped, and she began giving me tips etc we joked and I could sense a strange tension. Convinced it was just me I brushed it off.
What did you need a hand with am sorry?
She smiled you in a rush or something, she said stonily.
No, just checking.
Two minutes she squeaked, and dashed off.. wait in the lounge..
I made myself comfy.
Why did her voice squeak, odd.. anyway I sat there noticed the marvel characters dotted around.
Anyway i heard her running down the stairs.
Can you close your eyes for one second.. 
Odd, yeah sure. Sorry I’ve got you a little something.
Okay.. so I closed my eyes sat on the sofa.
Note: she had sofas facing each other and the tv on the wall.
Anyway..
Hands out.. next thing.. a small egg like thing she dropped into my hands.
No don’t open.
Okay.. this is odd.
She had consider it an early Easter gift.
What do you think it is.. ?
No idea.. an egg, but it was plastic with buttons.
She giggled, yes.
Press it..
I did and she squealed lightly in excitement.
I pressed it again for longer, and she let out a moan, a deep heavy breathed moan.
In shock I opened my eyes.. she sat on the sofa opposite completely naked..
She had an toy egg in her, and I had control.. what the hell..
I just sat in shock, she just smiled.. come on please me.. |
The neighbour who often dressed in plain clothes, was topless sunbathing in the only position in her garden I was likely to see!!
Thought do I say anything.. no already said I couldn’t so just enjoyed the view for a moment and got back to work my afternoon was extremely unproductive.
Phone went..
You left your window open 
cheeky 
