I’ve been on fab on and off for years
The first few years it was just chatting as I was away a lot.
Anyway, one random Saturday afternoon I was round my mates watching football and was on another dating app, I wasn’t really paying much attention but I got a message from a new match.
She was 47 and I’d never been with a woman above that age before, anyway we was chatting and getting slightly horny and I said something along the lines of “ wish I was there to give you a hand.
She replied instantly with I’ll leave the door unlocked |
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I don’t know where it came from but my reply was well that’s half my fantasy, the other half is you waiting blindfolded!
I think I said it because I couldn’t be arsed with it being a regular thing as I knew it didn’t have longevity and was quite happy with her being blindfolded and we didn’t have to make small talk.
She said that does sound hot, but how do I know you’re not a murderer.
I perked up, she might actually be considering this, I turned my focus away from the football and more on this woman on my phone.
I took another look at her pics, not bad, about a size 12 and I’d say 36C
Long blonde hair and all the curves in the right places and the filthiest come and fuck me eyes I’d seen!
“ Well, I’m not a murderer although I suppose if I was then I’d also claim not to be”
“ I’m not sure it does sound rather hot though and I’m fucking soaking thanks to your naughty texts”
I was on the brink of success here, what can I say to “close the deal”
Ok, look I’ve had this fantasy for a while and if we are being completely honest we know this isn’t going to end in marriage, but if we did it then I’d obviously remember you for the rest of my life “ |
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She replies with her postcode and door number, I nearly fell off my chair but then being the sceptical person that I am I figured it could be a set up
I asked a series of questions done my due diligence, had a look at google maps, got sent a live pic and thought fuck it
Now where did I put my car keys ? |
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