While I remember, as this only came back to me recently, there was an absolutely hilarious incident which took place s few years ago.
We had two 'giant breed' Old English mastiffs, a dog and a bitch and they really were huge .. the dog weighed 14 stone and the bitch weighed 12 stone.
One morning, as Cathy and I were lying in bed, the front door bell rang, so Cathy jumped up and put on her dressing gown. Just as she was rushing out of the bedroom, I somehow most expertly managed to slip the tie string of the dressing gown out so that there was no way for her to tie it shut.
She told me later that she held her dressing gown closed with one hand while she opened the door. The postman was there with a parcel in hand. At this precise moment, both mastiffs surged forward so Cathy had to grab the collar of one with one hand the collar of the other with her other hand .. at which point her dressing flapped open to reveal that she was totally naked underneath the gown. Apparently the postman blushed furiously and deposited the parcel at the top of the steps and abruptly left! 😊 Boy, did I get a bollicking when Cathy returned to the bedroom!!! |
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By *uga40Man 33 weeks ago
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"While I remember, as this only came back to me recently, there was an absolutely hilarious incident which took place s few years ago.
We had two 'giant breed' Old English mastiffs, a dog and a bitch and they really were huge .. the dog weighed 14 stone and the bitch weighed 12 stone.
One morning, as Cathy and I were lying in bed, the front door bell rang, so Cathy jumped up and put on her dressing gown. Just as she was rushing out of the bedroom, I somehow most expertly managed to slip the tie string of the dressing gown out so that there was no way for her to tie it shut.
She told me later that she held her dressing gown closed with one hand while she opened the door. The postman was there with a parcel in hand. At this precise moment, both mastiffs surged forward so Cathy had to grab the collar of one with one hand the collar of the other with her other hand .. at which point her dressing flapped open to reveal that she was totally naked underneath the gown. Apparently the postman blushed furiously and deposited the parcel at the top of the steps and abruptly left! 😊 Boy, did I get a bollicking when Cathy returned to the bedroom!!!"
bet postman liked it and had a good wank |
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I do some part time deliveries for a local supermarket and although I've never had a full on flash, I've had loads of housewives unpack their shopping in low cut tops with no bras on.
Also had a couple of knicker flashes  |
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A few years ago we ordered takeaway for delivery, it was late afternoon in July,Mrs was sunbathing naked in the back garden enjoying the sun,I was in the kitchen washing my hands after trying to fix the lawn mower when I heard the front doorbell go. I shouted to the Mrs that the delivery was here, could she get it, she jumped up an quickly put her shorts an bikini top on,walked round the side of the house to the front door to greet the delivery guy. I could hear them chatting for a few minutes, which seemed odd as it was already paid for and usually its just dropped off with a quick 'hello,thankyou,have a nice evening, byee"
She walked into the kitchen with the takeaway saying how chatty an nice the guy was,I looked at her and said ,I'm not surprised babe, you probably made his day,pointing to her bikini top, in her rush to cover up she had not noticed her left nipple was completely exposed. We both had a good chuckle about it,and she found it quite a turn on, which tbh I did too, this led to a few more "accidentle" wardrobe malfunctions with delivery's etc. |
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