Whist in Benidorm old town, my wife spotted a sex shop sign and asked if we could have a look(she'd never been in one or showed any interest before). We walked in and the wall to our right was end to end, top to bottom, covered in dildos and vibrators of every size, shape and colour. As she stood, tongue out dribbling, checking out everything, a young blond lady, I'd say mid to late twenties appeared, cut off shorts and boobs barely covered, looked at the wife and said, "If you see something you like I can take you downstairs and show you how to use it". By this time I was dribbling lol. My wife replied "I like that big red one in the corner" It was then I killed the sexual tension by saying. "Silly cow, that's the fire extinguisher" Last bits a joke the rest is true |
hope she can help measure you 
