Had a call to go and see this house. They had water dripping from there bedroom light. I got to the address and walked up the garden part to the house. There was a gentleman in a suit leaving the house and he said to me you the plumber hope you are this problem it getting worse. This lady come to the door and asked if her husband had just left I said a man in a slur suit had just gone past me and she said yes that’s him the prick.
How can I help you I said to change the subject.
She lead me into there bedroom she said please forgive me for the mess but over running this morning. As I walked in I see a bowl if had lots of condoms in and a pack of wet wipes. Was thinking hold on a minute and chuckled. I had a look and then I had to go in the loft when I got in there it become very clear what this woman does for a living. |
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When I got down from the loft, I told the lady that she had some faulty pipes that the joints had come apart the solder had failed I suggested that she has a new push pipe system put into replace she said can you work out a quotation? I said I can. I can do it for you now if you like she said that would be fantastic. Would you like a cup of tea while you do it I said that would be lovely. So if she went to the kitchen to make a tea, she said just come and find me in the kitchen. That’ll be fine. So I got on sorting the quote out ringing through for prices. I was just waiting for a phone call to come through then I add my little bit on then we would go from there so as I was waiting for that I made my way to the kitchen and she was in there sitting at a Island she’s got in the kitchen. When I walked in the kitchen, I did notice pictures on the fridge. There was a lot of pictures with different men and not a lot of clothing but I’ll try not to look too much as I did not wanna give it away. She asked if the tea was okay if I wanted more milk I thought to myself this is a good way to make a statement about the pictures on the fridge. Then she said to me just help yourself. It’s behind you and your closest. So I turned round and looked at the fridge got up and walked over to it. And I said to her, can I ask you a question? Do you like having your picture taken a lot and just laughed?
She said to me, yes, I do like it being taken. I said there’s a lot of different men in these pictures that they family she said no she said they’re very good fuck buddies.
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