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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago

We’d been circling the idea for months.

It started as filthy late-night whispers in bed, my cock buried in Muffin while I told her exactly what I wanted to watch happen to her. At first she’d blush crimson under all those freckles, hide her face in the pillow, and moan “you’re awful.” But I felt how she clenched around me every single time I described a huge black cock splitting her open while I filmed. By the third time, she was the one bringing it up, riding me slow, green eyes glassy, asking in that sweet little-girl voice, “Would you really let someone ruin me, baby?”

So we made the profile on FAB.

Username: RedHotMuffin

One photo only: her on all fours in red lace, pale ass up, my handprint fresh on one cheek, face cropped out. Bio was short and shameless:

“Tiny 5'2" redheaded wife finally ready for her first BBC.

Hubby films, directs, and cleans up.

Serious bulls only. 9"+ and thick.

Hotel meets only. Humiliation and rough use encouraged.”

The messages flooded in. Dick pics, cocky one-liners, guys who clearly couldn’t read. Then Marcus slid into the DMs.

6'6". Former army rugby player turned personal trainer. Photos showed a man built like a goddamn tank, easy smile, and one very obvious outline snaking down his thigh in grey sweatpants. When he finally sent the verification vid (slowly stroking what had to be ten rock-hard inches while staring down the lens and saying “This little snowbunny won’t walk straight for a week”), Muffin made the tiniest, neediest sound I’d ever heard. She came on my fingers right there on the couch without either of us touching her clit.

We booked the hotel for Friday night. Top floor, king bed, blackout curtains. All week she was a walking wet dream: distracted, squirming in her office chair, sending me selfies from bathroom stalls with her hand down her panties and captions like “thinking about Friday is making me leak through my thong again.”

Thursday night we prepped her like a ritual.

I laid her out naked on the bathroom counter and painted the words myself with waterproof body marker, slow and deliberate, narrating every stroke so she could watch in the mirror:

SLUT across her tits in thick block letters.

WHORE just under them.

BLACK COCK ONLY on the inside of each thigh.

CUM DUMPSTER in a perfect arrow pointing down to her smooth, waxed pussy.

And my favorite (turning her over, spreading her cheeks): BREED ME right above that tight little pink hole she’d never let anyone claim before.

Every time the cold marker touched her skin she shivered, nipples diamond-hard, whispering “oh my god we’re really doing this” like she couldn’t quite believe it.

Friday evening. Room 2412. She showered, shaved everything baby-smooth, rolled the sheer black stockings up those slim legs, buckled the 5-inch patent heels that made her ass pop, and fastened the velvet wrap around her throat like a collar. No panties. No bra. Nothing else. Just pale freckled skin, red hair cascading down her back, and those filthy words screaming what she was about to become.

I set the phone on the tripod, checked the angle twice, made sure the red record light would be impossible to miss.

She dropped to her knees in the center of the carpet, exactly where I told her to wait. Tiny, trembling, already breathing fast. The marker still smelled sharp in the air.

Knock knock knock.

Muffin’s eyes snapped to the door, then to me, wide and shining with pure, terrified lust.

I smiled, hit record, and said the words we’d rehearsed a hundred times in fantasy:

“Go be a good little wife, baby. Open the door with your mouth full in thirty seconds or I’ll spank you raw in front of him.”

She crawled.

And that’s exactly how we got here: my perfect, petite, redheaded Muffin on her knees, about to wrap her lips around her first big black cock while every filthy word I wrote on her skin became the truth.

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By *red jones40Man 24 weeks ago

north wales

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By *infordMan 24 weeks ago

London

Good start, I've been the lucky guy on the other side of the door a few times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago


"Good start, I've been the lucky guy on the other side of the door a few times."

Shame you aren't closer

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By *red jones40Man 24 weeks ago

north wales

Wish I was lol

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By *enninemarkMan 24 weeks ago

huddersfield/manchester

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By *J GeminiTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Northumberland

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By *ral4fun69Man 24 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *j and c 2Couple 24 weeks ago

mullingar

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By *untooMan 24 weeks ago

manchester

What a hot beginning

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By *ot Wife FifeCouple 24 weeks ago

Fife

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By *ilbert4450Man 24 weeks ago

paisley

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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago

The door clicked open and there he was: Marcus, 6'6" of solid muscle filling the doorway like he owned the whole damn hotel. His dark skin gleamed under the low lights, and the second his eyes landed on Muffin (kneeling in the middle of the room in nothing but those sheer black stockings, patent heels, and the tight velvet wrap around her throat), his slow grin said everything.

“Fuck,” he rumbled, voice deep enough to vibrate through the floor. “Look at this little snow-bunny all gift-wrapped for me.”

Muffin’s breath hitched. Her pale skin flushed pink from her freckled cheeks all the way down to where the word SLUT was scrawled in thick black letters across her perky little tits. Below that, WHORE curved over her ribcage, and right above her smooth, already-glistening pussy, someone (me) had written in bold capitals: BLACK OWNED.

I stayed back in the corner, phone already rolling, red light blinking. “She’s been dripping since we wrote that last one,” I told him, voice calm, like I wasn’t hard enough to hammer nails. “Haven’t you, baby?”

She nodded, biting her plump lower lip, green eyes huge as Marcus stepped closer. The bulge in his jeans was obscene, a thick, heavy ridge straining the denim. He didn’t bother with small talk. Just unbuckled, unzipped, and let that monster spring free.

Ten inches, easy. Maybe more. Veiny, dark, angry-looking, the head already slick with precum. It bobbed inches from Muffin’s face, so thick she couldn’t have wrapped both tiny hands around it.

“Suck it, slut,” he ordered, tangling one massive hand in her fiery red hair.

She didn’t hesitate. Both hands gripped the base (still couldn’t close her fingers) and she opened wide, stretching those pretty pink lips around the fat crown. A muffled whimper escaped as she sank forward, taking the first four inches in one greedy slide. Spit already shone on her chin.

Marcus groaned, hips rolling slow. “That’s it… little redheaded cocksocket. Gag on that big black dick you begged for.”

Muffin’s eyes watered instantly, mascara starting to run, but she pushed deeper, gagging herself deliberately, throat fluttering around him. The wet, sloppy sounds filled the room: gluck-gluck-gluck as she bobbed, drool pouring down her chin, dripping onto the word CUM DUMPSTER written across her belly.

I zoomed in, catching every detail: the way her throat bulged, the black letters smearing slightly under trails of saliva, her thighs trembling in those stockings as she humped the air, desperate for friction.

Minutes blurred. Marcus used her mouth like a toy (pulling her hair, forcing her nose into his trimmed pubes until she gagged and sputtered, then letting her get air before shoving back in). Her lipstick was gone, replaced by a glossy ring of spit and precum halfway down his shaft.

Finally he pulled out with a wet pop, strings of drool connecting her swollen lips to his cock. He slapped it against her cheek (heavy, meaty thuds).

“On the bed, whore. Ass up. Let your man see what a proper fucking looks like.”

Muffin scrambled, crawling on all fours, stockings whispering against the carpet. She climbed onto the king bed and arched her back hard, presenting that tiny pink pussy framed by garter straps and the words BBC ONLY I’d painted on her ass cheeks in bold letters.

Marcus didn’t tease. He just lined up and sank in—one long, brutal thrust that buried every inch inside her. Muffin screamed, high and broken, fingers clawing the sheets. Her whole body jolted forward, tits bouncing.

He didn’t give her time to adjust. Just gripped those narrow hips and started pounding: deep, punishing strokes that made her ass ripple and the bedframe slam against the wall. Wet squelching noises mixed with her sobbing moans and the rhythmic slap-slap-slap of his heavy balls against her clit.

“Tell him,” Marcus growled, yanking her head back by the hair so she faced my camera. “Tell your husband what you are now.”

“I’m—ahh—fuck—I’m a black cock slut,” she wailed, voice cracking as another orgasm tore through her. “I’m just a little white cum dumpster for big black dick—oh god don’t stop—”

Marcus laughed, dark and filthy, and sped up, railing her so hard her knees slid on the sheets. The words on her body blurred under sweat and smeared paint, but you could still read BREED ME across her lower back when he finally buried himself to the hilt and unloaded, hips jerking as he pumped rope after thick rope deep inside her.

Muffin collapsed forward when he pulled out, trembling, pussy gaping and leaking thick white cum down her thighs onto the black stockings. Marcus gave her ass one last possessive slap.

I kept filming as she looked back over her shoulder at me, mascara-streaked and utterly wrecked, lips parted around a dazed little smile.

“Your turn to clean her up, cuck,” Marcus said, zipping up. “Or you want round two first?”

Muffin whimpered, already spreading her legs wider.

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By *ral4fun69Man 24 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *untooMan 24 weeks ago

manchester

Let’s hope there’s a round 2

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By *FS slutTV/TS 24 weeks ago

norwich

Wow my dream

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By *outh101Man 24 weeks ago

Fab

Hmm

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By *luttycouple30Couple 24 weeks ago

durhan

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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago

Marcus was still balls-deep in round two, Muffin’s face buried in the pillow, ass high, taking every brutal thrust with broken little sobs of “yes, yes, fuck, own me,” when the second knock came. Three sharp raps. Confident. Impatient.

Muffin froze, pussy clenching so hard around Marcus’s cock that he hissed and slapped her ass. “Who the fuck is that?”

I just grinned from the chair, phone still rolling on the tripod, second camera in my hand now. “Surprise, baby. Told you I wanted tonight to ruin you for good.”

Her eyes went huge, mascara-smudged and glassy. “You… you didn’t…”

I walked to the door, opened it wide.

In stepped Devon. 6'4", leaner than Marcus but cut like a fighter, dark skin gleaming, dreads tied back. He took one look at the scene, Muffin still impaled, trembling, cum already leaking down her thighs, the words on her body half-smeared from sweat and spit, and laughed low.

“God damn. You really did turn this little snowbunny into a Sharpie billboard.”

He was already unbuckling as he crossed the room, pulling out another monster, easily nine and a half, thicker in the middle, curved upward like it was built to wreck cervixes.

Marcus didn’t miss a beat. Just pulled out slow, letting us all watch Muffin’s ruined pussy gape and drool his first load onto the sheets, then flipped her onto her back like she weighed nothing.

“Open up, slut,” he told her, shoving back into her mouth to keep her quiet. “Your husband brought you a matching set.”

Devon climbed onto the bed, grabbed her stockinged ankles, and spread her wide. The words BLACK COCK ONLY on her inner thighs were smeared but still perfectly legible as he dragged the fat head of his cock through the mess Marcus left behind.

“Tell him thank you,” Devon ordered, voice smooth and cruel.

Muffin pulled off Marcus just long enough to gasp, “Thank you, baby, thank you for turning me into a BBC whore,” before Marcus stuffed her throat again.

Then Devon slammed home.

The sound she made was pure animal, back arching off the bed, tits bouncing, wrap digging into her neck as both bulls found a rhythm. Marcus fucking her throat in long, punishing strokes while Devon railed her pussy so hard the headboard cracked against the wall.

They didn’t talk much after that. Just used her.

Marcus first, painting her face and tongue with a second thick load while Devon kept pounding, making her scream around the cum in her mouth. Then they switched. Devon grabbed her hair, forced her to clean Marcus’s dick while he took her from behind, adding his own load deep inside until it overflowed and ran down her stockings in sticky rivers.

I caught every second: close-ups of her ruined makeup, the way her painted body glistened under the hotel lights, the moment both of them lifted her between them like a toy and made her ride one while the other fed her cock from the front.

By the time they finally stepped back, Muffin was a wreck, trembling on her knees in the middle of the bed, cum dripping from her pussy, her face, her hair. The words on her skin were barely readable anymore, just dark streaks across pale flesh that told the whole story.

Marcus zipped up, smirking. “Think we broke your little wife, cuck.”

Devon slapped her ass one last time, leaving a perfect handprint over the faded BREED ME. “Call us when she wants round three. We’ll bring friends.”

They left without another word.

Muffin looked at me, voice hoarse, lips swollen and shiny.

“Crawl over here, baby,” I told her, finally setting the camera down. “Time to suck Daddy.”

She did, slow, shaking, eyes locked on mine the whole way.

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple 24 weeks ago

Scotland

😈😈

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By *ral4fun69Man 24 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *enninemarkMan 24 weeks ago

huddersfield/manchester

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By *lack_alembicMan 24 weeks ago

City centre

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By *otalGent28Man 24 weeks ago

the Shires

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By *ushin boundariesCouple 24 weeks ago

halstead

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By *ountryfansCouple 24 weeks ago

St. Ives

Wow loving this

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By *hecucknslutCouple 24 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By *andJ999Couple 24 weeks ago

birmingham

We are now all eager to see some content from this filthy hot scene 🤷🏻‍♂️😉

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By *rego69Man 24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Phew. Well told.

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By *antasy2Reality24Man 24 weeks ago

chandlers ford

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By *ryan_JerryCouple 24 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Just love watching her taken black men

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By *j47Man 24 weeks ago

limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago


"We are now all eager to see some content from this filthy hot scene 🤷🏻‍♂️😉"

Looking to recreate this on the 13th

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By *infordMan 24 weeks ago

London

I wish I was still making work trips up to Scotland now🔥

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By *y AmoreMan 24 weeks ago

london


"We are now all eager to see some content from this filthy hot scene 🤷🏻‍♂️😉

Looking to recreate this on the 13th"

Fantastic story

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By *eff1961Man 24 weeks ago

Gosport


"Marcus was still balls-deep in round two, Muffin’s face buried in the pillow, ass high, taking every brutal thrust with broken little sobs of “yes, yes, fuck, own me,” when the second knock came. Three sharp raps. Confident. Impatient.

Muffin froze, pussy clenching so hard around Marcus’s cock that he hissed and slapped her ass. “Who the fuck is that?”

I just grinned from the chair, phone still rolling on the tripod, second camera in my hand now. “Surprise, baby. Told you I wanted tonight to ruin you for good.”

Her eyes went huge, mascara-smudged and glassy. “You… you didn’t…”

I walked to the door, opened it wide.

In stepped Devon. 6'4", leaner than Marcus but cut like a fighter, dark skin gleaming, dreads tied back. He took one look at the scene, Muffin still impaled, trembling, cum already leaking down her thighs, the words on her body half-smeared from sweat and spit, and laughed low.

“God damn. You really did turn this little snowbunny into a Sharpie billboard.”

He was already unbuckling as he crossed the room, pulling out another monster, easily nine and a half, thicker in the middle, curved upward like it was built to wreck cervixes.

Marcus didn’t miss a beat. Just pulled out slow, letting us all watch Muffin’s ruined pussy gape and drool his first load onto the sheets, then flipped her onto her back like she weighed nothing.

“Open up, slut,” he told her, shoving back into her mouth to keep her quiet. “Your husband brought you a matching set.”

Devon climbed onto the bed, grabbed her stockinged ankles, and spread her wide. The words BLACK COCK ONLY on her inner thighs were smeared but still perfectly legible as he dragged the fat head of his cock through the mess Marcus left behind.

“Tell him thank you,” Devon ordered, voice smooth and cruel.

Muffin pulled off Marcus just long enough to gasp, “Thank you, baby, thank you for turning me into a BBC whore,” before Marcus stuffed her throat again.

Then Devon slammed home.

The sound she made was pure animal, back arching off the bed, tits bouncing, wrap digging into her neck as both bulls found a rhythm. Marcus fucking her throat in long, punishing strokes while Devon railed her pussy so hard the headboard cracked against the wall.

They didn’t talk much after that. Just used her.

Marcus first, painting her face and tongue with a second thick load while Devon kept pounding, making her scream around the cum in her mouth. Then they switched. Devon grabbed her hair, forced her to clean Marcus’s dick while he took her from behind, adding his own load deep inside until it overflowed and ran down her stockings in sticky rivers.

I caught every second: close-ups of her ruined makeup, the way her painted body glistened under the hotel lights, the moment both of them lifted her between them like a toy and made her ride one while the other fed her cock from the front.

By the time they finally stepped back, Muffin was a wreck, trembling on her knees in the middle of the bed, cum dripping from her pussy, her face, her hair. The words on her skin were barely readable anymore, just dark streaks across pale flesh that told the whole story.

Marcus zipped up, smirking. “Think we broke your little wife, cuck.”

Devon slapped her ass one last time, leaving a perfect handprint over the faded BREED ME. “Call us when she wants round three. We’ll bring friends.”

They left without another word.

Muffin looked at me, voice hoarse, lips swollen and shiny.

“Crawl over here, baby,” I told her, finally setting the camera down. “Time to suck Daddy.”

She did, slow, shaking, eyes locked on mine the whole way.

"

wow she is beautiful would nlove to see her being spit roasted by big black cocks

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By *inky grandadMan 24 weeks ago

Spain

Fantastic story and thank you for sharing it. Looking forward to more 👍🔥🔥

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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago

Thursday night, Fab pings while I’m having a brew on the sofa.

ScottishStag2025:

“Stag do Saturday, Edinburgh Old Town. Six of us in a big AirBnB. Need a proper filthy redhead to be the centrepiece. Your Muffin looks perfect. Bring her up, we’ll treat her right. Door open from 8 pm.”

Profile shows six lads in matching stag shirts, groom front and centre with a pint and a grin. I show Muffin. She reads it twice, thighs already squeezing together.

“Only six?” she whispers, half disappointed, half terrified.

I message back: “We’re in. See you Saturday.”

Friday after work we throw an overnight bag in the car and set off from our place just south of Manchester. Five-and-a-half hours up the M6, M74, then the A702 into Edinburgh.

Muffin spends the whole drive in a tiny black dress, no bra, no knickers, seatbelt sitting right between her bare tits. I stop once at Knutsford services; she nips into the disabled loo and comes back with glossy lips and that tell-tale little smirk.

Just past Abington I pull over on a quiet stretch, flip the interior light on, and write STAG SLUT across her chest in thick black marker so every lorry that roars past gets a proper look. She keeps the light on for the rest of the journey, squirming every time headlights sweep across her.

We roll into Edinburgh at 7:50 p.m., park up on the Cowgate, and climb the four flights to the flat on Victoria Street, castle lit up gold above us.

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By *inky grandadMan 24 weeks ago

Spain

Nice opening and looking forward to more 👍🔥🔥

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By *rankie bricksMan 24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Sexy redhead muffin

Love it

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By *ral4fun69Man 24 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *ussyeater692Man 24 weeks ago

Wrexham

More please

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By *hecucknslutCouple 24 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By *ountryfansCouple 24 weeks ago

St. Ives

Looking forward to more. Love to see before and after photos of Muffin please

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By (user no longer on site) OP    24 weeks ago

The door opens and Ross greets us, already steaming, kilt swinging, can of Tennent’s in hand. “Get in, mate, lads are gagging for her.”

I step inside with Muffin on my arm and stop dead.

Six? There’s definitely not six.

There’s fourteen. Fourteen big, loud, half-pissed Scots crammed into the living room. Kilts, stag shirts, rugby tops, a couple already down to boxers. The second they clock Muffin the room goes mental.

“Jesus fuck, she’s tiny!”

“Get that coat off her!”

“Ross you lying bastard, you said she was fit, not a fucking ten!”

Muffin’s eyes go huge. She looks up at me, lips parted, cheeks scarlet. I just shrug, pull my phone out, and start recording.

Ross claps me on the shoulder. “Might’ve invited a few extras from the rugby club. Hope that’s alright, pal.”

Her coat hits the floor. Dress barely covering her arse, stockings, heels, STAG SLUT blazing across her pale tits. Someone wolf-whistles. Someone else is already unzipping.

They don’t hang about. I barely get the tripod set up before she’s on her knees in the middle of the rug, surrounded. Ross claims first go because it’s his stag, grabs her ponytail and slides straight down her throat while the best man films on his phone. Within minutes she’s got two more in her hands and another rubbing between her tits.

It turns into an assembly line:

Living-room rug for blowbangs

Bent over the kitchen island getting railed from behind

Passed bedroom to bedroom like a party toy

Someone finds a Sharpie and starts a running tally on her thighs and belly

By midnight the dress is long gone. She’s naked except for torn stockings and heels, crawling from room to room whenever they whistle. They’ve got her riding one on the sofa while two more wait, another filming overhead.

At 2 a.m. they lift her onto the dining table, legs held wide, and take turns adding to the mess already running down her thighs.

I lose count around 3 a.m. when they’ve got her on the floor again, fourteen phones out, painting her face, tits, hair, and tongue in thick ropes. She’s giggling, moaning, begging in that broken little voice, “Please… keep going…”

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By *atsWoman 24 weeks ago

wexford

Lucky girl xx

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By *inky grandadMan 24 weeks ago

Spain

Nice one and looking forward to more 👍🔥🔥

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By *ral4fun69Man 24 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *hecucknslutCouple 24 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By *anteddeadoraliveMan 24 weeks ago

st helens

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By *enninemarkMan 24 weeks ago

huddersfield/manchester

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By *ushin boundariesCouple 24 weeks ago

halstead

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By (user no longer on site) OP    23 weeks ago

7 a.m. Sun’s up, pale light pouring through the huge windows. The flat is a war zone: cans everywhere, cushions on the floor, Muffin kneeling in the middle of it all, hair matted, body streaked and glazed.

Someone’s written EDINBURGH 2025 – 14 VERY HAPPY LADS across her lower back. Saltire flags drawn in cum on each arse cheek.

The lads are sprawled on sofas and chairs, giving her lazy applause. Ross crouches, lifts her chin.

“Best stag night in Scotland, wee darlin’. You’re invited to the wedding – we’ll keep a space for you under the table.”

They take one last group photo: fourteen of them standing round her while she kneels in the middle, cum-drenched, giving a shaky double thumbs-up.

I help her find what’s left of her dress (ripped to shreds) and wrap her in a spare Scotland rugby shirt instead. It comes to mid-thigh and sticks to every curve.

She can barely walk straight. Two of the lads carry her down the four flights to the street.

Early tourists stop and stare as I bundle her into the passenger seat.

We hit the road south. She falls asleep before we’re out of the city, shirt riding up, marker still perfect on every inch of exposed skin.

Halfway down the A7 she stirs, licks her cracked lips, looks at me with glassy eyes and croaks:

“Next time… tell them it’s only eight?”

I laugh, reach over, and add one more tally mark on the inside of her thigh.

“Whatever you want, love.”

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By *enninemarkMan 23 weeks ago

huddersfield/manchester

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By *ussyeater692Man 23 weeks ago

Wrexham

Awesome

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By *aidbackcpleCouple 23 weeks ago

nr stockton

wow. more please xx

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By *inky grandadMan 23 weeks ago

Spain

Excellent 👍🔥🔥

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By *igkidexyMan 23 weeks ago

Dublin

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By *ral4fun69Man 23 weeks ago

Near Warrington

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By *ountryfansCouple 23 weeks ago

St. Ives

Love it

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By *ushin boundariesCouple 23 weeks ago

halstead

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By *incs2someCouple 23 weeks ago

cleethorpes

what a stunning little package muffin is.xx

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By *arenxdbiTV/TS 23 weeks ago

Marlborough

Wow amazing story xx

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By *_revMan 23 weeks ago

Birkenhead

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Great story

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By *dgeofheaven71Man 23 weeks ago

Portsmouth and Blackpool

Great story well written

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By *umalotagainMan 23 weeks ago

between OX26 & BH23

Would love a shot on muffin

This is so well written

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By *ardnreddyMan 23 weeks ago

LIVINGSTON

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By (user no longer on site) OP    23 weeks ago

Definitely going to recreate this soon

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By *igerman23Man 23 weeks ago

hayes

More

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By *ess n BenCouple 23 weeks ago

Didcot

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By *hecucknslutCouple 23 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By *D3!Man 23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Loving the adventures of muffin, please continue

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By *ree diverMan 23 weeks ago

Dudley

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