So like im a wider guy down there
And this girl was like i can take it and it be easy
So meet this girl
We get down to it.
She cant ride it she cant do mish
Only way it feel good is doggy
So we were going at it but i was pushing alot of air into her
And she lets out the biggest loudest wettest fanny fart (i used to live in brighton) and it sounded like a fog horn
So i start laughing
Pushing me in deep
She kicks back
I fall off the bed
Hit my head off the bedside table
Woke up in a&e
With 12 medical students around me and found out she stole my wallet |
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