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Chat up game ......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey all you smooth talking love machines ... I’ve just been told my chat up game is terrible .. help is needed. Come on help a fella out people !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bloody love you haha x

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Him.. Do you like chicken ?

Her.. Yes

Him.. Suck My Cock Its Fowl

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

my names dick do you like it

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Try "Would you prefer really crap sex with a good looking guy for the rest of your life

Awesome sex with a normal looking really fun and kind nice guy" for the rest of your life ?

If they say awesome sex with a normal friendly really nice guy say

Hi I'm (your name) nice to meet you

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By *ob the builderMan over a year ago

pontypridd

"Try "Would you prefer really crap sex with a good looking guy for the rest of your life

Awesome sex with a normal looking really fun and kind nice guy" for the rest of your life ?

If they say awesome sex with a normal friendly really nice guy say

Hi I'm (your name) nice to meet you"

Has that ever worked for you on this site ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"my names dick do you like it"

This is winning in my book !! Brilliant !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *mateur100Man over a year ago

nr faversham

Can I smell your pussy?

No you can't!

Must be your feet then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time you see a girl you want to chat up, go up to her and say, "Your face reminds me of an outdoor bbq". When they ask why, reply, "because I'd like to slap my meat across your grill".

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By *ushtakerMan over a year ago

Preston

"Can I smell your pussy?

No you can't!

Must be your feet then

Brilliant !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

These are great !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These are great !!

Babe you use any of these on me and we are over no friendship no meets no chat no stalking nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"These are great !!

Babe you use any of these on me and we are over no friendship no meets no chat no stalking nothing lol"

Would I dare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These are great !!

Babe you use any of these on me and we are over no friendship no meets no chat no stalking nothing lol

Would I dare

Mmm the I want to smell your Fanny one

Then you went on to say I’d love to smell your Fanny after you have not washed for 3 months and get your tongue right up there to internally clean me

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Totnes

Have you got a mirror in your knickers ....

I can see myself in your Pants tonight

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Some of these are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a mirror in your knickers ....

I can see myself in your Pants tonight

Now that’s a better one

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Totnes

"Have you got a mirror in your knickers ....

I can see myself in your Pants tonight

Now that’s a better one

It's a very low bar ..in this thread

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

If your really struggling go with 'do you come here often?'

Or if your really confident try

'fancy a shag?'

I'm mean who can refuse that kind of charm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got a spade in your back pocket because I'm totally digging your arse.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Do you want to come back to my place and watch porn on my widescreen bedroom mirror

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You make me feel like a squirrel

Why

Because I can't stop playing with my nuts

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By *UCKER56Man over a year ago

Walsall

I love you I do !

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By *UCKER56Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Do you want to come back to my place and watch porn on my widescreen bedroom mirror"
... LOL

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By *uurey CplCouple over a year ago

Rustington

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

for me, its the profile name, basically not worth the energy as it won't go anywhere or his a liar to wife, therefore will lie to me

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

How'd you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilizer??

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By *utchyjackMan over a year ago

Newquay

Ask a girl if she would like to dance, if she says yes then ask her if she can do the turkey dance, if she asks what that involves tell her twice around the dance floor then outside for a gobble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got an atlas in my bedroom i could show you the world...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I won't half make your bed-rock ??

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"How'd you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilizer??"

As In cooked in the muck they spread on the fields ?

Have they got to be country girls ?