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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"There's no such thing as an "orgasmic specialist" as everyone is different. It's just a load self proclaimed bollocks."
why do you say that it is known that pussy is not a payphone. you have to work hard, give your pussy warmth, a woman must want it. because it's obvious if she thinks about vacation, new shoes ect it's obvious that nothing will come of it. |
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over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm
you don't like being licked?"
I think the gist is, that these people understand that we're all different and respond to different stimuli.
Anyone who makes claims similar yours most likely doesn't have a clue what they're talking about.
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
What makes you think a woman would want you to lock her for an hour. And what makes you think your a specialist? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick
What makes you think a woman would want you to lock her for an hour. And what makes you think your a specialist? "
Maybe there is an online course  |
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Ever thought they might be so bored after an hour that they fake it? |
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"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm
you don't like being licked?
Cant stand it either. Bores me stupid "
I would honestly rather do the ironing, and I hate ironing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems like OP doesn't have many takers. When we read these it always seems to be all about the giver and little regard for the receiver."
 
If I want an orgasm I'll do it myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Sure you are buddy. |
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By *assy MissWoman
over a year ago
Sent to Coventry |
"For me personally, oral gets boring after a few minutes. It always puts me off a bloke when his profile says he can lick for hours
Me too. Do they think we like it. Obviously lol"
Glad I’m not the only one. This thread has proved that |
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If you have to lick for an hour your technique is shite. John can make me cum in literally 5mins.also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long  after i have orgasmed i want dick and not for a man to keep on licking for his enjoyment. |
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"If you have to lick for an hour your technique is shite. John can make me cum in literally 5mins.also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed i want dick and not for a man to keep on licking for his enjoyment. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed"
Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made.
If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx |
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""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed"
Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made.
If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx"
I'm built similarly. |
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"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm
you don't like being licked?
Cant stand it either. Bores me stupid
I would honestly rather do the ironing, and I hate ironing."
Would happily invite you to do my ironing any time.... |
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"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother.
Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not.
Most guys can't hit the spot anyway."
Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years |
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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago
manchester |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Accept defeat mate....you are most definitely on a loser here  |
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Not much of a specialist if it’s taking you an hour  |
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""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed"
Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made.
If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx
I'm built similarly. "
Me too |
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A specialist that takes an hour? Crikey, you’ll be popular lol
Let me tell you now, I have a FWB who squirts after I’ve licked her for about 30 seconds, she also squirts almost immediately after touching her clit with a wand, she also squirts after fingering herself for about 10 seconds….. point is fella, women are different, some do, some don’t, some can, some don’t fucking well want to.
I absolutely LOVE a squirter, but the point is, if you’re in it just to try and “make” someone squirt, you’re in it for you and not them…… |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"40 minutes with inflation and cost of living I'm sure I could within 30 minutes depending upon the mood of both  
30mins still to long though. If the guys technique is good i will cum in 5-10 easily. "
Hmmm I did mention within so that can be anything within depending upon the mood as you've mentioned 5-10 |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Unless you have the tongue of a giraffe I sincerely doubt you can lick a g-spot to create a squirting reaction.
However, you could be an great at licking your own eyebrows for all I know. |
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
That’s nice hun but I’ll pass on the offer
Ms  |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"I can't say this sounds appealling at all.
how does it sound princess? sorry my english is not the first language.
I don't think it's an ESL issue.
I think it sounds desperately dull."
I'm sorry you have such an impression. unfortunately that was not my goal. |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick
What makes you think a woman would want you to lock her for an hour. And what makes you think your a specialist? "
not every guy can squirt a woman, but that's what I love to do. |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick
Ever thought they might be so bored after an hour that they fake it?"
don't take everything literally. I meant that I am very patient and that I can do many things for my partner's pleasure |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"Also if it’s taking you an hour to get her to orgasm she’s probably already texting someone else and arranging for them to do it quicker."
this is a metaphor. do not take it, please, literally, I meant to ribic it many times for the pleasure of my partner |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"If you have to lick for an hour your technique is shite. John can make me cum in literally 5mins.also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed i want dick and not for a man to keep on licking for his enjoyment. "
What's the pleasure of 2-5 minutes? |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother.
Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not.
Most guys can't hit the spot anyway."
well, this is what I am looking for |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed"
Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made.
If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx"
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed"
Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made.
If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx"
you are unfair. |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother.
Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not.
Most guys can't hit the spot anyway.
Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years"
these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often |
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"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother.
Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not.
Most guys can't hit the spot anyway.
Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years
these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often"
I do everyday and its women who are very fussy but there loss |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick
That’s nice hun but I’ll pass on the offer
you are the only ones who understand anything. after all, I do not stand with a watch and do not count the time, it is a metaphor, the whole process of play
Ms "
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By *elkieWoman
over a year ago
Durham |
"Doubtful
princess this is a metaphor, but I love to lick the pussy repeatedly and for a long time. I'm patient"
But. It’s not the pussy. That pussy is part of another human being’s body.
I have a partner who I refer to as aquaman, because he can breathe underwater. Goes down, stays down. Does all the things you’re talking about, but he’d never make a post like this because his priorities are my consent and my pleasure. This respect for your partner didn’t come across in your original post.
Does that make sense? |
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By *pecial_m OP Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"Doubtful
princess this is a metaphor, but I love to lick the pussy repeatedly and for a long time. I'm patient
But. It’s not the pussy. That pussy is part of another human being’s body.
I have a partner who I refer to as aquaman, because he can breathe underwater. Goes down, stays down. Does all the things you’re talking about, but he’d never make a post like this because his priorities are my consent and my pleasure. This respect for your partner didn’t come across in your original post.
Does that make sense?"
you are absolutely right. I agree with you 100% sorry how bad it sounded. I really respect and value women. I just wanted to find a woman who likes to be licked multiple times. |
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"Seems like OP doesn't have many takers. When we read these it always seems to be all about the giver and little regard for the receiver.
I only think about the receiver"
Quite so. Usually a wise policy.
A good receiver needs to be sensitive but selectivity is also very important.
Nor should it drift off over time (an hour, say).
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"This sounds pathetically disgusting.
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you think so ? why don't you like to be licked?
Why can't you read a profile?
C"
I guess he did and identified himself with the final line:
"Not looking for single men unless VERY exceptional" !!! |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"This sounds pathetically disgusting.
C
you think so ? why don't you like to be licked?
Why can't you read a profile?
C
I guess he did and identified himself with the final line:
"Not looking for single men unless VERY exceptional" !!!"
So then why is the straight man asking the straight man if he wants to be licked?
C |
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"This sounds pathetically disgusting.
C
you think so ? why don't you like to be licked?
Why can't you read a profile?
C
I guess he did and identified himself with the final line:
"Not looking for single men unless VERY exceptional" !!!
So then why is the straight man asking the straight man if he wants to be licked?
C"
I don't supposed he even thought he was addressing the straight male half of the couple profile. Aren't they habitually treated as invisible in correspondence even though, ironically, they are usually more likely to exist and thus more likely to be reading a reply than the female?
My point, however, was that the OP might be seeing himself as meeting the 'VERY exceptional' criterion mentioned in the profile, possibly based on his enduring capabilities! |
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"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother.
Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not.
Most guys can't hit the spot anyway.
Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years
these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often
I do everyday and its women who are very fussy but there loss"
Wouldn't say it's Women that are fussy and that it's more the guys who aren't fussy. |
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"*settles in with popcorn and cake" this could be a long one  "
Hey shuffle over n share….I mean the popcorn obviously! *sits down too*
If your doing it for an hour, then your technique is poor…..just saying! |
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"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother.
Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not.
Most guys can't hit the spot anyway.
Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years
these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often"
Obviously not as clued up about the female anatomy as you think you are. Over washing can kill off the good bacteria in the vulva. Using the right wash like vagisil helps also. Most guys who bitch about women being not clean enough have a cheesey cock themselves |
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
I'm not sure I find the idea of a taxidermy cat water feature very appealing
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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago
manchester |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Sorry Rick, nice try but total bullshit mate!!! |
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"*settles in with popcorn and cake" this could be a long one
Hey shuffle over n share….I mean the popcorn obviously! *sits down too*
If your doing it for an hour, then your technique is poor…..just saying!"
*Hands over the popcorn* still watching this with interest lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll pass thanks...just licking is so boring.....it's not an stamp or ice cream...
It needs MORE than licking...
It needs kissing, sucking & nuzzling... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you
Regards Rick"
Do you get the Pipps at 55 mins to let you know the time's nearly up?!
I'd love to know what happens after the hour is up?! Everyone just get up and walks off?!
Sorry O.P just messing!
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