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Upside down pineapples
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over a year ago
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its rubbish just like all the other so called signs ...i think some guys are just wishful that it would be that easy to spot and then what ?? most cant get a message right on a keyboard can you imagine them talking ... hey fancy a fuck agter all its only sex in the biscuit isles of asda all becausue the fresh pinapple you have in your basket fell over |
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"No fresh pineapples left in my local. I dismantled the tinned display and almost filled the trolley. Almost no room for the cucumbers and vaseline."
I should clarify I bought the last three last week looking for a 3some. |
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"its rubbish just like all the other so called signs ...i think some guys are just wishful that it would be that easy to spot and then what ?? most cant get a message right on a keyboard can you imagine them talking ... hey fancy a fuck agter all its only sex in the biscuit isles of asda all becausue the fresh pinapple you have in your basket fell over"
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"I tend to find the pineapple is somewhat unstable upside down - oops did I just admit to something  "
I can confirm having just tried to get my pineapple to stand upside down in the trolley whilst doing the weekly shop, they are indeed too unstable to reliably serve as a sign that we are up for sex with others.
If someone can invent an upturned mono-monostatic pineapple then maybe it could be usefully implemented as such. Until then I will continue to carefully manicure my pampas, polish my flamingo lawn ornaments and wear my anklet. |
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Started a chat a couple of years back with a couple in a caravan displaying the symbols for mfm.
I took it steady with the chat,turns out they bought it the week before |
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Read this thread earlier. Then went to sainsbury's. In the fruit aisle I spotted a pineapple, so couldn't resist popping it in the trolley, upside down of course. Did it get me laid? No! I want my money back. |
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"There are allot of North American lifestyle sites that sell jewellery of a upside-down pineapple. So i guess its a thing?"
It is totally a thing in the States - their version of pampas grass! I have a pineapple tattoo on my ankle and most of the American lifestylers get it. Over here nobody has a clue, so it’s kind of a naughty private joke. |
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