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By *ippedReady OP   Man 34 weeks ago

Herts

My goal: find curvy white women to have sex with, whether it's single women or in a couple.

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By *vaRoseWoman 34 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ok you asked me to roast it

Action video 🚩 - how do I know the lady consented to have her video posted?

Photos can be cropped you know? Also I’m sure your holiday was nice but really? A 2.5 year break in taking pics? Why are the old ones even left up?

Age range you’re looking for is 18-99, just how unfussy are you?

The only thing in your bio other than you like to touch is a list of your wants. What do you bring to the table?

You don’t need to reply to any of this, you asked for a roast.

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By *elshguybiMan 34 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Can you roast my profile and tell me what I need to add

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By *eroLondonMan 34 weeks ago

Mayfair

'Action' photos or videos of you having sex will be a turn off for most women on here. Granted, it's a sex/swingers site but even I wouldn't want to see evidence of any past sexual conquests.

Your profile is generic and sounds like a manifesto of your wants and expectations; what are •you• offering?

Those garish and huge smiley emojis - remove them and just pixelate your face or perhaps just crop it out.

The profile overall needs polishing up somewhat, but I wish you all the luck dear fellow. 🩶

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By *eroLondonMan 34 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Can you roast my profile and tell me what I need to add"

You'll find your answer on the link below. But, yet again, you'll probably fail to heed any advice given to you.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1738047

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By *ippedReady OP   Man 34 weeks ago

Herts


"Ok you asked me to roast it

Action video 🚩 - how do I know the lady consented to have her video posted?

Photos can be cropped you know? Also I’m sure your holiday was nice but really? A 2.5 year break in taking pics? Why are the old ones even left up?

Age range you’re looking for is 18-99, just how unfussy are you?

The only thing in your bio other than you like to touch is a list of your wants. What do you bring to the table?

You don’t need to reply to any of this, you asked for a roast. "

Yes I did ask for the roast haha no hard feelings!

Okay I removed the action video and picture. Alright I'll crop those instead or maybe blur. I wanted to show the background a little bit.

With the holiday comment is the issue that there's 3 pictures instead of 1? That's an interesting point, yeah I got the older pictures privated now.

Sweet I changed the age range to 25-60 which is my preference.

Took some time to rewrite my bio, let me know what you think, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"My goal: find curvy white women to have sex with, whether it's single women or in a couple."

Emoji faces are a turn off to us

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago


"Can you roast my profile and tell me what I need to add"

How did your social go last weekend?

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By *ippedReady OP   Man 34 weeks ago

Herts


"'Action' photos or videos of you having sex will be a turn off for most women on here. Granted, it's a sex/swingers site but even I wouldn't want to see evidence of any past sexual conquests.

Your profile is generic and sounds like a manifesto of your wants and expectations; what are •you• offering?

Those garish and huge smiley emojis - remove them and just pixelate your face or perhaps just crop it out.

The profile overall needs polishing up somewhat, but I wish you all the luck dear fellow. 🩶"

Great points, thanks. I went and removed those action shots.

Cool I completely changed my profile writing, let me know what you think of the updated one.

Haha yeah it did feel weird as I was editing those..sure I'll pixelate them instead.

I appreciate your input!

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By *ippedReady OP   Man 34 weeks ago

Herts


"Can you roast my profile and tell me what I need to add

You'll find your answer on the link below. But, yet again, you'll probably fail to heed any advice given to you.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1738047"

I went through this thread, some absolute gems in here thanks. I thought you were talking to me at first lol

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By *ippedReady OP   Man 34 weeks ago

Herts


"My goal: find curvy white women to have sex with, whether it's single women or in a couple.

Emoji faces are a turn off to us"


"Can you roast my profile and tell me what I need to add

How did your social go last weekend?"

Gotcha, yeah I'll change those emoji photos soon thanks.

The social last weekend was great, the journey was quite far had to drive about an hour there and back. It was a car meet since she lived with family. We thought we almost got caught but it turned out fine lol..

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By *elshguybiMan 34 weeks ago

Carmarthen


"Can you roast my profile and tell me what I need to add

How did your social go last weekend?"

It was really fun and met some amazing people. Can’t wait for the next one

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