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Can I identify myself as a vintage car ?
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Hello there first post here , no clues of what im doing or really how to ask the questions im after so I will make it up as I go along!
So me a classic car 1 Lady owner and 1 pre owner test pilot, had a few miles on the clock in the fist year or so then got put into storage for many years !
Now im recently released from storage and keen to be used as intended , a rally car eager to get pushed to the limits as such!
Unfortunately very shy and has a phobia about being driven because of lack of experience all be it old now !
Would a confident mature experienced Lady whom likes to drive in all conditions willing to take on board a classic that needs careful but precise guidance to become the vehicle that will do all to achieve ! Perhaps shared ownership as long as the Lady has the keys and co pilots!
Baah waffling on but maybe slightly criptic post about myself anyone think there be any intrest for such a vehicle ??  |
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"Hey, I identify as a toaster.
How are you with big baps ?"
They warm gently, reaching perfection slowly & ready for spreading when they pop up. They look lovely with something creamy on them when nice and warm. |
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"Having a recent Test certificate could be helpful 
Won't need one if he's genuine vintage!"
quite right a vintage is exempt from such things!
Although one in fine fettle has no issue with having a indepth examination for a certificate !
Might need a bit of fresh fuel and some wind in tyres of course |
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"Hey, I identify as a toaster.
How are you with big baps ?
They warm gently, reaching perfection slowly & ready for spreading when they pop up. They look lovely with something creamy on them when nice and warm."
What toaster are you ?
Love one that won't mess up a hot cross bun the moment one looks away
But big bap capacity without burning them is quite a toaster x
Just checking your not actually a grill ? |
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"Hey, I identify as a toaster.
How are you with big baps ?
They warm gently, reaching perfection slowly & ready for spreading when they pop up. They look lovely with something creamy on them when nice and warm.
What toaster are you ?
Love one that won't mess up a hot cross bun the moment one looks away
But big bap capacity without burning them is quite a toaster x
Just checking your not actually a grill ?"
No, definitely a toaster. 4 slice, & pops up when the button is pushed, full auto functionality if required. Operates vertically, not horizontally & I have fully adjustable settings.
I do come with a sausage warmer. A fabulous example of how to make a sausage juicy & will have people coning back for more. Cooks other food types too though. |
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" Hello there first post here , no clues of what im doing or really how to ask the questions im after so I will make it up as I go along!
So me a classic car 1 Lady owner and 1 pre owner test pilot, had a few miles on the clock in the fist year or so then got put into storage for many years !
Now im recently released from storage and keen to be used as intended , a rally car eager to get pushed to the limits as such!
Unfortunately very shy and has a phobia about being driven because of lack of experience all be it old now !
Would a confident mature experienced Lady whom likes to drive in all conditions willing to take on board a classic that needs careful but precise guidance to become the vehicle that will do all to achieve ! Perhaps shared ownership as long as the Lady has the keys and co pilots!
Baah waffling on but maybe slightly criptic post about myself anyone think there be any intrest for such a vehicle ?? "
Stupid fucking question OP ! That said So what car you thinking ? |
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"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!
Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?"
Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!
You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime. |
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"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!
Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?
Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!
You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime. "
And the accompanying sausage warmer is rather high quality too. |
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"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!
Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?
Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!
You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime.
And the accompanying sausage warmer is rather high quality too."
Is that like the ones you get in cinemas? |
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"Sound like a George Foreman not a toaster!
Isn't that a fella that cooked burgers in a slightly crap grill?
Yeah! He’d hammer meat and and tell you it’s better for you without the juices. Such ill behaviour!
You are more like a hotpoint HD line toaster. So you can have it exactly how you want it and to perfection everytime.
And the accompanying sausage warmer is rather high quality too.
Is that like the ones you get in cinemas?"
Much more so. Cooks other varieties of food too. Everything ends up juicy though. |
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" Hello there first post here , no clues of what im doing or really how to ask the questions im after so I will make it up as I go along!
So me a classic car 1 Lady owner and 1 pre owner test pilot, had a few miles on the clock in the fist year or so then got put into storage for many years !
Now im recently released from storage and keen to be used as intended , a rally car eager to get pushed to the limits as such!
Unfortunately very shy and has a phobia about being driven because of lack of experience all be it old now !
Would a confident mature experienced Lady whom likes to drive in all conditions willing to take on board a classic that needs careful but precise guidance to become the vehicle that will do all to achieve ! Perhaps shared ownership as long as the Lady has the keys and co pilots!
Baah waffling on but maybe slightly criptic post about myself anyone think there be any intrest for such a vehicle ?? "
It's all about the bodywork for me.
That determines if its a classic or an old banger.
Your bodywork looks in good nick.
A real classic car needs gentle handling and care to run smoothly.
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