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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
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Deodorant can seems to be the latest item of choice... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
Deodorant can seems to be the latest item of choice..."
Nice! Also shows that they at least posses deodorant, so a dual purpose shot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
Deodorant can seems to be the latest item of choice...
Nice! Also shows that they at least posses deodorant, so a dual purpose shot "
Lynx deodrant can..no other will do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about lay on bed no undies on show and no toilet seat in background.
just you being you. "
Good suggestion! (rather than the "just had a wee, so might as well take a picture while it's out" look.) Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
Deodorant can seems to be the latest item of choice...
Nice! Also shows that they at least posses deodorant, so a dual purpose shot
Lynx deodrant can..no other will do "
Don't forget though, deodorant cans are being made smaller |
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"How about a underwear shot or open jeans commando, just showing a little bit. Creates some intrigue "
Open jeans commando... does it for me 
And have to say this post has made me chuckle so thanks!! xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a underwear shot or open jeans commando, just showing a little bit. Creates some intrigue
Open jeans commando... does it for me
And have to say this post has made me chuckle so thanks!! xxx"
Glad to hear it, I aim to please!
Looks like I'll be including the "open jeans commando shot"!
Don't think I've got a can of Lynx though (I don't think I've had one since I was about 17, come to think of it!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about lay on bed no undies on show and no toilet seat in background.
just you being you.
Good suggestion! (rather than the "just had a wee, so might as well take a picture while it's out" look.) Thanks."
have you done them yet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about lay on bed no undies on show and no toilet seat in background.
just you being you.
Good suggestion! (rather than the "just had a wee, so might as well take a picture while it's out" look.) Thanks.
have you done them yet?"
Not yet...Had some boring stuff to do. (D.I.Y.)....(the non pleasurable variety)  |
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By *mrandyMan
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
Deodorant can seems to be the latest item of choice...
Nice! Also shows that they at least posses deodorant, so a dual purpose shot "
which can would you use .... One of the new "compressed" ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about lay on bed no undies on show and no toilet seat in background.
just you being you.
Good suggestion! (rather than the "just had a wee, so might as well take a picture while it's out" look.) Thanks.
have you done them yet?"
Done them now!...No toilet in _iew, and no Sky remote!  (Considered using my Sony one, but it was just too big!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've only just noticed, my heading says "Cock picks" not "Cock pics."
I'm blaming auto spell correct on that one! (After all, my "smart" phone can't defend itself! Stupid "smart arse" phone)
Not sure what exactly a Cock PICK would be?... Some sort of genital hygiene implement maybe?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a underwear shot or open jeans commando, just showing a little bit. Creates some intrigue
Open jeans commando... does it for me
And have to say this post has made me chuckle so thanks!! xxx"
Hasn't that been done before lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
I still like the sound of option 'E'
I saw a great picture the other day, of a very nice lady perched on the bonnet of a drag racing car (tasteful, of course!)
And think it would work just as well, with a lady Sat on my "Hot Rod"
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By *ecca9269Woman
over a year ago
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This has had me in stitches. My lord hilarity at its best!! Your forgot option F though, which is taking lots of pictures of your cock from about 5835 different angles just in case us ladies didn't see it right the first time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having just had a nice clean shave, and a short back and sides, I think it would be a good time to take a couple of cock pics to add to my profile.
I currently don't have one (cock pics that is, not a cock!..though this should remove any doubt that I do in fact posses one.)
Trouble is, I don't have Sky T.V. and therefore do not posses a Sky remote control.
So any advice would be appreciated.
Should I ?....
A) Pop next door, to ask if I could borrow their Sky remote?
B) Use any old remote control? (Sky seems to be the industry standard though)
C) Set some soft lighting, and try something artistic?
D) Nip to shop, for a can of Red bull (small size!) For an alternative to the remote.
E) Nice Cars are (not so much theses days) sometimes photographed with a very nice lady Sat on them, so could this be a good option?
(Any offers of modeling for this, gratefully received.)
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Try alongside a wine bottle.... Works for me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whichever option you go for....absolutely no socks in the pics!!
Not even as a Willy warmer?
Lol.....the 'cock in a sock' never really did much for me "
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