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Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
There are hardly any women on here in comparison to men. I blame society for destroying women's sex drives!
A woman is not allowed to be expressive sexually otherwise she is a "slut", "whore", etc.
If only the ratios were 1:1 and not 20:1! Us fellas would be stausfied. Ha!
Ladies who do have the balls to come on here... I salute you!
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Think too many people judge single women on here but hey I don't care, they don't know me, people who have met me know what I am like, those that have not met me, well do I care........Noooooooooo!! |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
There are hardly any women on here in comparison to men. I blame society for destroying women's sex drives!
A woman is not allowed to be expressive sexually otherwise she is a "slut", "whore", etc.
If only the ratios were 1:1 and not 20:1! Us fellas would be stausfied. Ha!
Ladies who do have the balls to come on here... I salute you!
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you want ladies with balls? There's plenty of them.... |
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over a year ago
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I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why????? |
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Maybe,just maybe there aren't many women who like being sluts and whoors and prefer to be good little housewives or girlfriends and play house. Or single women who like dating but not sex. Or not every dirty girl uses this site to find men for sex . Or.....run out of ideas now, I'll be back when I think of some more ors |
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"Don't know about women or fence panels being in short supply, but I couldn't get a tin if sardines for love nor money last week  "
I get the feeling that someone is throwing a seriously perverted party |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????"
well fence panels are in short supply in our garden at the moment, we can see right into next door.  |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????"
Some clever sod has rounded up all the sluts and whores and to teach them the error of their ways has them all building fence panels to end the nationwide shortage!! |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
well fence panels are in short supply in our garden at the moment, we can see right into next door. "
How's the supply of sardines? |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Some clever sod has rounded up all the sluts and whores and to teach them the error of their ways has them all building fence panels to end the nationwide shortage!! "
And is currently throwing sardines at them. How cruel!!!!! |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
well fence panels are in short supply in our garden at the moment, we can see right into next door.
How's the supply of sardines?"
Hold on a minute......yep we have a tin in the cupboard so just the women missing now along with the fence panels |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
There are hardly any women on here in comparison to men. I blame society for destroying women's sex drives!
A woman is not allowed to be expressive sexually otherwise she is a "slut", "whore", etc.
If only the ratios were 1:1 and not 20:1! Us fellas would be stausfied. Ha!
Ladies who do have the balls to come on here... I salute you!
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I can be sexually expressive without resorting to being either a slut or a whore (unless I choose to) and in a ratio of 1:1 I've proved it several times |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I think when people post on here that there is a shortage of females, what they mean is that there is a shortage of females that will reply to them. Even with the ratio of men to women being about 10:1, with the number of members on here, that still shows a sizeable amount of single women. |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Some clever sod has rounded up all the sluts and whores and to teach them the error of their ways has them all building fence panels to end the nationwide shortage!!
And is currently throwing sardines at them. How cruel!!!!!"
And being women they are able to multitask so catch the sardines in their mouths without having to stop work, they have to keep their strength up - building fence panels is hard work!! Many of them can also swallow the sardines whole without gagging! |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Some clever sod has rounded up all the sluts and whores and to teach them the error of their ways has them all building fence panels to end the nationwide shortage!!
And is currently throwing sardines at them. How cruel!!!!!
And being women they are able to multitask so catch the sardines in their mouths without having to stop work, they have to keep their strength up - building fence panels is hard work!! Many of them can also swallow the sardines whole without gagging!"
I've heard they can also balance a ball on their nose lol |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Some clever sod has rounded up all the sluts and whores and to teach them the error of their ways has them all building fence panels to end the nationwide shortage!!
And is currently throwing sardines at them. How cruel!!!!!
And being women they are able to multitask so catch the sardines in their mouths without having to stop work, they have to keep their strength up - building fence panels is hard work!! Many of them can also swallow the sardines whole without gagging!
I've heard they can also balance a ball on their nose lol"
Or two |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Some clever sod has rounded up all the sluts and whores and to teach them the error of their ways has them all building fence panels to end the nationwide shortage!!
And is currently throwing sardines at them. How cruel!!!!!"
No wonder I can't find any here if they are all with the sluts and whores
I'm only a slapper  |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
There are hardly any women on here in comparison to men. I blame society for destroying women's sex drives!
A woman is not allowed to be expressive sexually otherwise she is a "slut", "whore", etc.
If only the ratios were 1:1 and not 20:1! Us fellas would be stausfied. Ha!
Ladies who do have the balls to come on here... I salute you!
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That's bollocks. It's always been like that |
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The reason here is hardly no women is.. women dont have in general any problems to get laid, they can just spread their pussie and get hundreds of offers outside in the real world lol. |
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"The reason here is hardly no women is.. women dont have in general any problems to get laid, they can just spread their pussie and get hundreds of offers outside in the real world lol."
Yep just get down to your local supermarket and join the queue!!!!!!!! |
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"The reason here is hardly no women is.. women dont have in general any problems to get laid, they can just spread their pussie and get hundreds of offers outside in the real world lol.
Yep just get down to your local supermarket and join the queue!!!!!!!! "
Yes I will lol, on way home I will pick up an fanta x. |
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OP - I'll answer your question without sidetracking - i agree and a lot of my male friends have said the same recently - a real lack of appropriate women at the moment ( x |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????"
This is a big worry x but I don't have any answers x
I do need a fence sorting though  |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
There are hardly any women on here in comparison to men. I blame society for destroying women's sex drives!
A woman is not allowed to be expressive sexually otherwise she is a "slut", "whore", etc.
If only the ratios were 1:1 and not 20:1! Us fellas would be stausfied. Ha!
Ladies who do have the balls to come on here... I salute you!
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Lots of ladies on here. I was beginning to think all the men had run off to hide but things are looking up it seems |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????"
Damn - we've been sussed out, girls..!
We eventually figured it out - a fence panel is so much more reliable than a man..
It's always there when you want it..
It has less of a Ronseal tan than some of the guys we've met..
It's less wooden than some of the men who've messaged us...
If you prefer one that's genuinely straight - no problem...
They never spay the bathroom wall or leave the seat up..
They listen attentively when we talk...
And your own fence panel is your friend for years...!
Ahhhhh.......
(I'm secretly thinking of having a group session with several fence panels - I might even build a shed...!)
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
There are hardly any women on here in comparison to men. I blame society for destroying women's sex drives!
A woman is not allowed to be expressive sexually otherwise she is a "slut", "whore", etc.
If only the ratios were 1:1 and not 20:1! Us fellas would be stausfied. Ha!
Ladies who do have the balls to come on here... I salute you!
you want ladies with balls? There's plenty of them...."
Hehe made me chuckle  |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
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Thats peculiar because on perusing your little green arrow you have been posting on threads for the last sixteen weeks quite regularly  |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
Thats peculiar because on perusing your little green arrow you have been posting on threads for the last sixteen weeks quite regularly "
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We know a single woman on here, (well not very often atm) and she actually has 8 fence panels up back of the garden.
They were given to her, but she already has fencing so I helped her put them down the side of the shed.
I'm text her and ask her about the sardines
I'd have to ask the Mrs if any of her other sf have stashed fence panels or fish though |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
Thats peculiar because on perusing your little green arrow you have been posting on threads for the last sixteen weeks quite regularly "
Actually (yes I'm bored)
In the last 2 weeks he has posted a bit, then there is a jump to 17 weeks ago.
Just because a thread is posted on, you need to check how long ago the poster, posted as threads bounce back months later, and whilst a certain poster, posted. It could have been a lot longer ago |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
Thats peculiar because on perusing your little green arrow you have been posting on threads for the last sixteen weeks quite regularly
Actually (yes I'm bored)
In the last 2 weeks he has posted a bit, then there is a jump to 17 weeks ago.
Just because a thread is posted on, you need to check how long ago the poster, posted as threads bounce back months later, and whilst a certain poster, posted. It could have been a lot longer ago "
T b f .....
He never said anything different anyway he prob been on here looking again as wasn't really looking for a while |
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"Well hello!
I've not been on here since Dec/Jan and wow... It seems to have got harder!
Thats peculiar because on perusing your little green arrow you have been posting on threads for the last sixteen weeks quite regularly
Actually (yes I'm bored)
In the last 2 weeks he has posted a bit, then there is a jump to 17 weeks ago.
Just because a thread is posted on, you need to check how long ago the poster, posted as threads bounce back months later, and whilst a certain poster, posted. It could have been a lot longer ago "
I have better things to do with my time but I did note a few posts from nine weeks ago which puts that at early/mid February |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Damn - we've been sussed out, girls..!
We eventually figured it out - a fence panel is so much more reliable than a man..
It's always there when you want it..
It has less of a Ronseal tan than some of the guys we've met..
It's less wooden than some of the men who've messaged us...
If you prefer one that's genuinely straight - no problem...
They never spay the bathroom wall or leave the seat up..
They listen attentively when we talk...
And your own fence panel is your friend for years...!
Ahhhhh.......
(I'm secretly thinking of having a group session with several fence panels - I might even build a shed...!)
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Most fence panels are straight but most fence posts are bent. Why? |
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Omg! You're a funny bunch! Haha!
I get about 1 actual answer amongst 40 posts about fences, dish, etc... And finally being checked out to see if I'm telling the truth about having a break.
As if making that up would be of any benefit to me. Haha!
Anyway! Thanks for your "top class" input everyone! Haha!
Xxx |
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"Omg! You're a funny bunch! Haha!
I get about 1 actual answer amongst 40 posts about fences, dish, etc... And finally being checked out to see if I'm telling the truth about having a break.
As if making that up would be of any benefit to me. Haha!
Anyway! Thanks for your "top class" input everyone! Haha!
Xxx"
well I did text her, she doesn't have any tinned fish, but she said 'life was just much more than dealing with randoms demands for sex'.
So yes some women have fence panels, not many seem to have fish but many have lives  and so there could possibly be a shortage of women online right now
Damn these women having lives away from this site |
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"I've just started a thread on the nationwide shortage of fence panels.
Is someone out there deliberately engineering a shortage of women and fence panels and if so, why?????
Damn - we've been sussed out, girls..!
We eventually figured it out - a fence panel is so much more reliable than a man..
It's always there when you want it..
It has less of a Ronseal tan than some of the guys we've met..
It's less wooden than some of the men who've messaged us...
If you prefer one that's genuinely straight - no problem...
They never spay the bathroom wall or leave the seat up..
They listen attentively when we talk...
And your own fence panel is your friend for years...!
Ahhhhh.......
(I'm secretly thinking of having a group session with several fence panels - I might even build a shed...!)
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