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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?
Do you want a honest one based on how you come across?"
Lol yeah go on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?
Do you want a honest one based on how you come across?
Lol yeah go on "
I would get 200hrs ban and community service to and it wouldn't do you any favours 
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?
Do you want a honest one based on how you come across?
Lol yeah go on
I would get 200hrs ban and community service to and it wouldn't do you any favours
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?
Do you want a honest one based on how you come across?
Lol yeah go on
I would get 200hrs ban and community service to and it wouldn't do you any favours
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Nah it can't be that bad
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?"
You know I haven't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?"
Nope that won't work |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work "
Why? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?"
Lol you know why |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know why"
Remind me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have a go.
Guy who wants a meet but can't get one! Take pity on me and please shag me. I like small women but will probably go with whoever messages me. And I can't be bothered to write a profile so if you write what you like on mine I will be the perfect match for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know whyRemind me."
Well I had my own profile before and it was marmite. Very hit and miss. So I want one that will appeal to more people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a go.
Guy who wants a meet but can't get one! Take pity on me and please shag me. I like small women but will probably go with whoever messages me. And I can't be bothered to write a profile so if you write what you like on mine I will be the perfect match for you. "
Put that one in the 'maybe' pile for now shall we lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know whyRemind me.
Well I had my own profile before and it was marmite. Very hit and miss. So I want one that will appeal to more people "
I wouldn't say marmite I would say more foody wise ripe offal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know whyRemind me.
Well I had my own profile before and it was marmite. Very hit and miss. So I want one that will appeal to more people
I wouldn't say marmite I would say more foody wise ripe offal "
That's to the point |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know whyRemind me.
Well I had my own profile before and it was marmite. Very hit and miss. So I want one that will appeal to more people
I wouldn't say marmite I would say more foody wise ripe offal "
Some people liked it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't really try and meet women so don't know personally... but I've seen a lot of guys complaining that its hard.
Your profile is VERY specific, down to the exact height you want.
Firstly, there may not be that many women who fit your description.
Secondly, even some women that do might be put off by how picky you seem to be and worry they wont be good enough. Nobody likes rejection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know whyRemind me.
Well I had my own profile before and it was marmite. Very hit and miss. So I want one that will appeal to more people
I wouldn't say marmite I would say more foody wise ripe offal
Some people liked it "
Some do you are right there.
Ok profile wise why not go down the tongue in cheek route inject some humour as there are far less profiles that way and you may get more response. However the big problem then is when they meet you how are you going to get round that hurdle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing poor in the meets department. Must be my profile. Can someone write me a new one?You or your profile?
My profile Well have you reflected you in it?
You know I haven't Maybe you should?
Nope that won't work Why?
Lol you know whyRemind me.
Well I had my own profile before and it was marmite. Very hit and miss. So I want one that will appeal to more people
I wouldn't say marmite I would say more foody wise ripe offal
Some people liked it
Some do you are right there.
Ok profile wise why not go down the tongue in cheek route inject some humour as there are far less profiles that way and you may get more response. However the big problem then is when they meet you how are you going to get round that hurdle? "
Once they meet me I will have no problems |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't really try and meet women so don't know personally... but I've seen a lot of guys complaining that its hard.
Your profile is VERY specific, down to the exact height you want.
Firstly, there may not be that many women who fit your description.
Secondly, even some women that do might be put off by how picky you seem to be and worry they wont be good enough. Nobody likes rejection."
Yeah good point. I may just put my old profile back up maybe |
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Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can 
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See...... "
What's so off putting about it? |
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?"
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
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And i could say im looking for:
A 6ft 2, 6 pack, dark eyes, funny, dark hair, toned legs, round bum, pointed ears and size 9 shoe.....how many people are gona fit that, and even if they did, live close by |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
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Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And i could say im looking for:
A 6ft 2, 6 pack, dark eyes, funny, dark hair, toned legs, round bum, pointed ears and size 9 shoe.....how many people are gona fit that, and even if they did, live close by"
Darn it my feet are only a size 8........ Lol |
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all."
Thats all?along with toned legs round bum etc? If you believe ur profiles fine and are arguing its case, stick with it and dont post threads like these |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all.
Thats all?along with toned legs round bum etc? If you believe ur profiles fine and are arguing its case, stick with it and dont post threads like these"
To be fair I didn't ask for profile review. Just asked for someone to write me a new one lol |
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all.
Thats all?along with toned legs round bum etc? If you believe ur profiles fine and are arguing its case, stick with it and dont post threads like these
To be fair I didn't ask for profile review. Just asked for someone to write me a new one lol"
It was headed "no meets"
And people are giving their opinion as to why, but why change it?if its what ur lookin for no point changing it |
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all.
Thats all?along with toned legs round bum etc? If you believe ur profiles fine and are arguing its case, stick with it and dont post threads like these
To be fair I didn't ask for profile review. Just asked for someone to write me a new one lol"
And how extremely lazy! Write your own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all."
I wasn't going to comment on this but that last comment I feel needs addressing.
There is a difference between 'I'm particularly drawn to petit women' and 'I don't like this and that'.
Exclusivity and exclusion. It can be disconcerting to click into a good looking profile and be told 'not you' without messaging the person for the privilege.
Plus, the kind of person (down to the most minute detail) you're after maybe as put off by your text and message as much of the people you don't want messaging you.
Take heed, brother. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cant think for a minute why you arent gettin meets....wait i can
Most off putting profile i have read in a long time, i fit height wise, not weight wise and even if i did you arent my type size and race wise and distance wise
See......
What's so off putting about it?
Everyones entitled to preferences, but yours are a bit extreme, the way its worded if i was small petite and toned would still make me question, guys on here that will go with any age size height race toned untoned dont get meets, so im not surprised for a second u arent, would be an instant delete from me
Come on its hardly extreme. I said I like petite women that's all.
I wasn't going to comment on this but that last comment I feel needs addressing.
There is a difference between 'I'm particularly drawn to petit women' and 'I don't like this and that'.
Exclusivity and exclusion. It can be disconcerting to click into a good looking profile and be told 'not you' without messaging the person for the privilege.
Plus, the kind of person (down to the most minute detail) you're after maybe as put off by your text and message as much of the people you don't want messaging you.
Take heed, brother."
Yeah will take it out tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How about:-
Single bloke too lazy to write his own profile, or even apparently read it.
May help if the opening paragraph didn't say not here for a while.  |
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Do you know what I don't think it is all that bad, but you really are limiting the amount of women who will be interested by being so specific with the physical requirements. But if that is really the only type of body you are interested in at this moment then you have to be prepared to have limited success.
Plus they need never to have read any of your other posts because you've done some right stinkers in the past!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you know what I don't think it is all that bad, but you really are limiting the amount of women who will be interested by being so specific with the physical requirements. But if that is really the only type of body you are interested in at this moment then you have to be prepared to have limited success.
Plus they need never to have read any of your other posts because you've done some right stinkers in the past! "
Lol yeah I accept forum users are not gonna be interested. I will open it up so nobody gets offended etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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May help if the opening paragraph didn't say not here for a while.
Oh yeah will get rid of that "
See, we're getting somewhere.
By the time you're done, people will only be marginally annoyed by you
Just playing... Or am I? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remove the attractive part, it wont go well down lol.
No way. I have already taken out all my preferences. That one is staying lol "
Ah yes, nice one and your right you better have one preference lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More inclusive and more positive.
Better in my opinion, but what do I know? "
Hmm disagree. How anyone meant to know what I am looking for without putting preferences. But will give it a go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are verified? So what's the problem?"
Just not as many meets recently as I would of liked. But I did have bit in profile saying I wasn't looking for meets right now lol. Forgot about that which may have been why |
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"And i could say im looking for:
A 6ft 2, 6 pack, dark eyes, funny, dark hair, toned legs, round bum, pointed ears and size 9 shoe.....how many people are gona fit that, and even if they did, live close by"
hey that's me to a T except the height, eyes, toned legs, round bum, pointy ears and 6 pack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If this is the updated version, I think it's just fine. Good pictures and just enough wordage. "
Yeah I just took off opening paragraph which said I wasn't looking to meet and all my preferences lol |
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