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Just looked at a profile with a pic of a cock over a bathroom sink. Classy. Two for the price of one though as there was a lynx can involved. I think the toilet is worse though. How would you rank the variations of cock pics? |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago
Wisbech and A47 corridor |
"Just looked at a profile with a pic of a cock over a bathroom sink. Classy. Two for the price of one though as there was a lynx can involved. I think the toilet is worse though. How would you rank the variations of cock pics? "
. The pictures are usually meaningless unless they are full body ones with erection on display .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I agree..doesn't stop people liking them. Apparently there's something for everyone.
Personally i like to see a hard outline through boxers with a strategically placed hand."
you harlot xx  |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
Kark |
"I agree..doesn't stop people liking them. Apparently there's something for everyone.
Personally i like to see a hard outline through boxers with a strategically placed hand."
Yes,strategically placed hand is all important, I've one like that you might find interesting |
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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago
Wisbech and A47 corridor |
"Just looked at a profile with a pic of a cock over a bathroom sink. Classy. Two for the price of one though as there was a lynx can involved. I think the toilet is worse though. How would you rank the variations of cock pics? "
. The pictures are usually meaningless unless they are full body ones with erection on display .
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"I agree..doesn't stop people liking them. Apparently there's something for everyone.
Personally i like to see a hard outline through boxers with a strategically placed hand.you harlot xx "
Obviously |
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"I agree..doesn't stop people liking them. Apparently there's something for everyone.
Personally i like to see a hard outline through boxers with a strategically placed hand.
Yes,strategically placed hand is all important, I've one like that you might find interesting "
Or bottle..or paintbrush. I see we're both fond of snapping them |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I agree..doesn't stop people liking them. Apparently there's something for everyone.
Personally i like to see a hard outline through boxers with a strategically placed hand.
Yes,strategically placed hand is all important, I've one like that you might find interesting
Or bottle..or paintbrush. I see we're both fond of snapping them "
Haha,indeed, it's half the fun, show but don't show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I agree..doesn't stop people liking them. Apparently there's something for everyone.
Personally i like to see a hard outline through boxers with a strategically placed hand.you harlot xx
Obviously "
a godamn sexy one though x  |
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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago
Cardiff |
"Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
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I've never understood the flaccid cock shot, especially when it's the only photo of their cock they show.
To attract people you show what you have to offer, if all you show is your flaccid cock is that all you have to offer?
I've had guys send me only photos of their tiny, limp dicks hiding in a forest of hair, who are then suprised when I say no thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i knownits wrong but i rate cock pics on the amount of foreskin!!i love a cut cock just my preference..i hate the pics with trousers.and pants round ankles lol!!  |
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I aim for some variety in all my photos, trying to get pleasing photos that appeal to all types. From reading profiles, it's clear that some women do actually prefer to see full body, cocks, rear ends, teasing but not fully exposed, etc. So that is what I have strived to achieve.
I could really use a lady photographer who would like to take photos of me and vice versa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
I've never understood the flaccid cock shot, especially when it's the only photo of their cock they show.
To attract people you show what you have to offer, if all you show is your flaccid cock is that all you have to offer?
I've had guys send me only photos of their tiny, limp dicks hiding in a forest of hair, who are then suprised when I say no thanks "
what do u call the little.hairy guy peeping over a wall again??
too much hair puts me off |
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"I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here! "
That is fantastic - perfect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did get a message from a guy with 8 various cock pics attached we asked if he had any others he sent a pic of his motor bike !! hmmmmm ok not quite what we meant bless 
This did make me chuckle!"
hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here!
That is fantastic - perfect."
I would love to see every dick pic on here covered with a superhero outfit! I would never complain about cock pics again! And who wouldn't want an Ironman outfit for their dick?? esus even I would buy one of those bad boys, just for parties and stuff.  |
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"I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here!
That is fantastic - perfect.
I would love to see every dick pic on here covered with a superhero outfit! I would never complain about cock pics again! And who wouldn't want an Ironman outfit for their dick?? esus even I would buy one of those bad boys, just for parties and stuff. "
Love the IRONMAN idea - think I will give that a try soon. I have an action figure of him - will consult for design idea(s).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
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Glad I read that before I made my dinner cos the thought is enough to make me heave also
As I keep saying there has to be a bit of skin attached to that dick... It's known as a body
Come on guys when will realise that a flaccid cock or an over abundance of any any cock pics is just plain fecking boring ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here!
That is fantastic - perfect.
I would love to see every dick pic on here covered with a superhero outfit! I would never complain about cock pics again! And who wouldn't want an Ironman outfit for their dick?? esus even I would buy one of those bad boys, just for parties and stuff.
Love the IRONMAN idea - think I will give that a try soon. I have an action figure of him - will consult for design idea(s).
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Better still! Guys have to make a video of themselves naked but with the dick costume on, running around for 30 seconds with the Superhero's theme tune playing in the back ground!
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT PEOPLE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here!
That is fantastic - perfect.
I would love to see every dick pic on here covered with a superhero outfit! I would never complain about cock pics again! And who wouldn't want an Ironman outfit for their dick?? esus even I would buy one of those bad boys, just for parties and stuff.
Love the IRONMAN idea - think I will give that a try soon. I have an action figure of him - will consult for design idea(s).
Better still! Guys have to make a video of themselves naked but with the dick costume on, running around for 30 seconds with the Superhero's theme tune playing in the back ground!
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT PEOPLE!"
Love it, as long as us girlies don't have to do something similar lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only ever seen 1 cock pic that i approved of on here and it was a male friend of mine. Whe he was setting up a profile he asked me advice on pics. I told him "NO DICK PICS! We all know you have one and whether you want to believe it or not they all look the fucking same! Now if yours has a cape with a big S on it or something, go for it! Other than that, a cock is a cock is a cock." So what did he do? He got his designer flatmate to make his dick a superman costume! He does really well on here!
That is fantastic - perfect.
I would love to see every dick pic on here covered with a superhero outfit! I would never complain about cock pics again! And who wouldn't want an Ironman outfit for their dick?? esus even I would buy one of those bad boys, just for parties and stuff.
Love the IRONMAN idea - think I will give that a try soon. I have an action figure of him - will consult for design idea(s).
Better still! Guys have to make a video of themselves naked but with the dick costume on, running around for 30 seconds with the Superhero's theme tune playing in the back ground!
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT PEOPLE!
Love it, as long as us girlies don't have to do something similar lol"
Ooh! What would be the female equivelent? It would have to be a Superhero merkin wouldn't it? I would TOTALLY do that! Lmao! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i knownits wrong but i rate cock pics on the amount of foreskin!!i love a cut cock just my preference..i hate the pics with trousers.and pants round ankles lol!! "
I prefer a long foreskin and nice veins, so nice to suck so long ass it's shaven! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i knownits wrong but i rate cock pics on the amount of foreskin!!i love a cut cock just my preference..i hate the pics with trousers.and pants round ankles lol!!
I prefer a long foreskin and nice veins, so nice to suck so long ass it's shaven! "
i think its coz i recently had a car fumble with a guy and he told me off for not handling his foreskin properly!!never did anything different to any other guys ive met but has made me paranoid that i dont knowhow to handle themx |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Classy cock pics, is there such a thing??
I like the pics that leave a little to your imagination. One guy is kind of pulling his jeans down just enough so you see a bit of it. It's shot in black and white and is very sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Classy cock pics, is there such a thing??
I like the pics that leave a little to your imagination. One guy is kind of pulling his jeans down just enough so you see a bit of it. It's shot in black and white and is very sexy "
I have a pic like that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all moan about cock pics but we'd cause a stampede if David Beckhams was in tomorrow's heat magazine
Would it be sink, toilet or shower backdrop? "
Ha ha wearing a see through serong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its my cock so i will take its pic when and where i choose
When I read this I just want to sing along like 'it's my party and I'll cry if I want to...' "
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'Classy cock pic' is an oxymoron IMO. I want to see someone's face to know if I'll fancy them! However, each to their own, but I can honestly say I've never replied to a message because I liked the look of a guy's cock... |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
The comedienne Katherine Ryan covered this in her latest show - she suggested that if a man wants to impresses a woman with a cock shot he ought to be doing something useful at the time and said she'd be impressed if there was a cock shot with a half unloaded dishwasher in the background. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I was going to say that ,how can you take a picture of a cock and make it look classy ,maybe next to a bottle of coco chanel or draped across the bonnet of a black Ferrari hehe or inserted partially in Natalie wood ,I saw some pretty terrible ones earlier in public pics the guy was extremely hairy and very out of shape not good ,some say any advertising is good advertising I say noooooooooooooo |
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"OP what is your definition of a classy cock pic then? Yes I have some on my profile like most men but interested to see what defines a classy version of the cock pic "
The one you emailed to me will do nicely |
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"OP what is your definition of a classy cock pic then? Yes I have some on my profile like most men but interested to see what defines a classy version of the cock pic
The one you emailed to me will do nicely "
Duly noted, will continue in the same form then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
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This made me crack up in fits of laughter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
This made me crack up in fits of laughter!"
just unfortunate a lot of guys think this is a turn on for us ladies!  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Close up down the japs eye - yuck!
Baggy foreskin hanging of the end of a flaccid cock - yuck again!
More hair than chewbacca's armpit - even more yuck!
Cock dripping with cum - double yuck!
This made me crack up in fits of laughter!
just unfortunate a lot of guys think this is a turn on for us ladies! "
They certainly do! Yuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just looked at a profile with a pic of a cock over a bathroom sink. Classy. Two for the price of one though as there was a lynx can involved. I think the toilet is worse though. How would you rank the variations of cock pics? "
You can't beat the sky remote pic, a precise measuring devise. |
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"Just looked at a profile with a pic of a cock over a bathroom sink. Classy. Two for the price of one though as there was a lynx can involved. I think the toilet is worse though. How would you rank the variations of cock pics? "
Those mushroomed fookers are really annoying....gggrrr |
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"did get a message from a guy with 8 various cock pics attached we asked if he had any others he sent a pic of his motor bike !! hmmmmm ok not quite what we meant bless "
Lmfao.......Oh ha ha |
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"No dick pics then no fanny pics simples....oh yeah and this is a sex site btw so wouldnt you want to see what your getting before you meet it!!!! "
Swingers site swinging is about a bit more than just sex surprising as that may sound and no not everyone wants to see a cock or fanny pic before they meet you some like the tease of a bit of mystery, never once have I been to a bar or swingers club and a guys whipped out is cock of a woman's showed me her pussy in the first instant to show me what I'd be getting before I engage in sexual activity, generally they flirt and engage me the person first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one pic of my cock on my profile I took for a laugh n if folk don't think it's funny or write me off because of it then that's up to them. "
Love it!! |
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"OP what is your definition of a classy cock pic then? Yes I have some on my profile like most men but interested to see what defines a classy version of the cock pic
The one you emailed to me will do nicely "
Now I'm wondering what it was like lol...purely from a "how do I do something similar" point of view...just keep mine to myself unless asked...I've been told it's a nice cock, but I'm not going to inflict it on anyone unless they WANT to see it... |
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"OP what is your definition of a classy cock pic then? Yes I have some on my profile like most men but interested to see what defines a classy version of the cock pic
The one you emailed to me will do nicely
Now I'm wondering what it was like lol...purely from a "how do I do something similar" point of view...just keep mine to myself unless asked...I've been told it's a nice cock, but I'm not going to inflict it on anyone unless they WANT to see it..."
Inflict away, I can take the pain...I do this as service to save the rest of the female population from the trauma of unwanted cock pics
And I'll give you my opinion while I'm at it |
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