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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A real one. Clearly! 
Not one of those emperor penguins though. I want a little penguin. A cute one.
Is it really so much to ask?
I'd be very grateful  |
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"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??
Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways.... 
But they're sooooo cute.  "
yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??
Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....
But they're sooooo cute.
yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship... "
Ok. So they can be a little fiesty....
still cute.
Penguin babies. Awwwww. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day  "
Oh don't stop there.
Did you get the job?
What's it like living as a penguin?
Did you look cute?
Where do you stand on fish with fingers?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??
Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....
But they're sooooo cute.
yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship... "
don't forget they poop everywhere AND they smell of fish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles. "
That's me too. I love it when they fall down or don't quite make a jump. |
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"I'd love a job change so I can work enfemme. I'd love to work with penguins. That'd be a dream "
Those remarkable creatures called penguins they most certainly are surviveing artic conditions and predators ready to ambush them. |
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"Haven't you watched 'Mr Poppers Penguins' ??
Also read the thread the other day about their evil ways....
But they're sooooo cute.
yeah yeah, until they smash up your apartment, fuck each other to death, then hijack a ship...
don't forget they poop everywhere AND they smell of fish "
In fairness, I'm not perfect either, but I've never hijacked a ship....
MrB |
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By *izbitMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day
Oh don't stop there.
Did you get the job?
What's it like living as a penguin?
Did you look cute?
Where do you stand on fish with fingers?
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I slid in and got asked to waddle off
It was cool living as a giant blue penguin
Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper
And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles.
That's me too. I love it when they fall down or don't quite make a jump. "
I think with my Mrs it's OK as long as they are stood still. It's when they start walking it sets her of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day
Oh don't stop there.
Did you get the job?
What's it like living as a penguin?
Did you look cute?
Where do you stand on fish with fingers?
I slid in and got asked to waddle off
It was cool living as a giant blue penguin
Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper
And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist "
If you can rock penguin ( ) you're the man for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wife finds penguins hilarious, any time she sees one on a TV show she collapses into an uncontrollable pile of giggles.
That's me too. I love it when they fall down or don't quite make a jump.
I think with my Mrs it's OK as long as they are stood still. It's when they start walking it sets her of "
My wife asked me "what the fuck are you doing?" When she heard the slap slap of my feet in the kitchen.
She said I was daft when I explained "penguin feet"
My wife fails to understand me  |
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By *izbitMan
over a year ago
St Helens |
"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day
Oh don't stop there.
Did you get the job?
What's it like living as a penguin?
Did you look cute?
Where do you stand on fish with fingers?
I slid in and got asked to waddle off
It was cool living as a giant blue penguin
Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper
And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist
If you can rock penguin ( ) you're the man for me "
 if I wasn't so modest I'd say you was trying to p p p p pick up a penguin  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Off track but last year due to a last minute change I had to attend a job interview....I was still dressed as a penguin from the job I was doing that day
Oh don't stop there.
Did you get the job?
What's it like living as a penguin?
Did you look cute?
Where do you stand on fish with fingers?
I slid in and got asked to waddle off
It was cool living as a giant blue penguin
Yes I was totes cute with a red spotty bow tie.....very draper
And fish with fingers is brilliant alongside something moist
If you can rock penguin ( ) you're the man for me
if I wasn't so modest I'd say you was trying to p p p p pick up a penguin "
Can you not take anything seriously?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it! "
Are you aware how sexually deviant I am?
Believe me; penguins and I are soul mates. |
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"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo
I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.
I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.  "
Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...
Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my. I thought it was just me that wanted a pet penguin.
I collect penguin everything and received a keeper experience one birthday. Was totally amazing ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo
I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.
I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.
Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...
Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night? "
I don't care how they get me my penguin, just so long as they do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo
I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.
I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug. "
jackass penguin with a buttplug ....... giggles |
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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago
Aylesbury |
"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo
I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.
I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.
Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...
Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night?
I don't care how they get me my penguin, just so long as they do. "
maybe we should all chip in and get you a few as long as you don't bring them away with you not sure I could share a bath room with them |
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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago
Aylesbury |
"you could always do what my daughter did, adopt one at your local Zoo
I want my own penguin. Stamps foot.
I'll buy them nappies or a butt plug.
Isn't there a forum Secret Santa running? Just an idea...
Or Bristol zoo walkthrough, do they count them all every night?
I don't care how they get me my penguin, just so long as they do. maybe we should all chip in and get you a few as long as you don't bring them away with you not sure I could share a bath room with them "
can any one help I have just been informed by Bristol police that someone has got into the penguin enclosure and was seen leaving with what looked like a penguin under her coat , anyone know where raehael is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want one.
It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting
It's my birthday on Saturday, too! "
Yay
Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? |
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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago
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"I want one.
It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting
It's my birthday on Saturday, too!
Yay
Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? "
Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I haven't got one yet. It's not my birthday til Saturday.
Have you actually considered that I might actually be innocent here? That someone who loves me may have nicked me a penguin in anticipation of my gathering years celebrations? |
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"I want one.
It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting
It's my birthday on Saturday, too!
Yay
Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers "
Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen.... |
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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago
Aylesbury |
"I want one.
It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting
It's my birthday on Saturday, too!
Yay
Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers
Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen...."
ask Rachael how many police men she had round her in Manchester . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know that in the Belfast Zoo you can get memberships where you can on certain days get closer to the animals and you can adopt. So you can go that route. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I want one.
It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting
It's my birthday on Saturday, too!
Yay
Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers
Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen.... ask Rachael how many police men she had round her in Manchester ."
Lucky girl... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want one.
It's my birthday on Saturday but I fear I'll still be left a wanting
It's my birthday on Saturday, too!
Yay
Are you hoping for a baby penguin too? Rachael please can you take that baby penguin back if you have it it's tagged so they will find it I am getting worried it needs its fishy fingers
Yes, the last thing you want, is to be caught and handcuffed by a couple of young rugged Policemen...."
I had selfies with lots of police people thought the day at Pride.
Kept asking to be locked up but all they'd do is slip a hand around my bare waist and have a pic with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it! "
You do know that's NOT going to put her off having a penguin don't you. |
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"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it!
You do know that's NOT going to put her off having a penguin don't you. "
I think it will be a cuddly mini-me, the symbolism only known to some  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you aware of just how sexually deviant penguins are? It's true. Google it!
You do know that's NOT going to put her off having a penguin don't you.
I think it will be a cuddly mini-me, the symbolism only known to some "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just go to marwell zoo, the fencing around the penguins enclosure is not even knee high just pick one up put it in your bag and voila you have a penguin.
Seriously this has actually happened. As much as I love penguins and think they are cute they do really stink
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