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not getting any 'meats'

By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

Been on FabS for 2 years but not getting any 'meats'. Do I need to re-write my profile along the lines of "all 'welcum'"?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sometimes when you want a good length of pork on a beef, you get the giblets on the last turkey in the shop.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm sure this is a pisstake thread, but telling attached and married men to jog on in German limits the chances of them all getting the message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm partial to a bit of sausage

Ruby

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

Do you need your turkey stuffing??

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"Do you need your turkey stuffing??"

stocking

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Id love a bit of beef ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need your turkey stuffing??

stocking

"
try some Lincolnshire sausage you won't mind stuffing it in your mouth I promise x

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Id love a bit of beef ..."

I like a good bit of rump..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm rather partial to juicy breast, myself

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

Steak, medium rare please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

Does it have a pulse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been on FabS for 2 years but not getting any 'meats'. Do I need to re-write my profile along the lines of "all 'welcum'"?"

???

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

Does it have a pulse? "

Nope; only lentils do; sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try morrisons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

Does it have a pulse?

Nope; only lentils do; sorry

Well I'm not sucking it then.

Hands on hips. Stamps foot.

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

Does it have a pulse?

Nope; only lentils do; sorry

Well I'm not sucking it then.

Hands on hips. Stamps foot.

Vegan lollipop?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

Does it have a pulse?

Nope; only lentils do; sorry

Well I'm not sucking it then.

Hands on hips. Stamps foot.

Vegan lollipop?

Sigh... what a girl gotta do to get some cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vegitarian so insist the only meat in my mouth has a pulse.

Korn Sausage?

Does it have a pulse?

Nope; only lentils do; sorry

Well I'm not sucking it then.

Hands on hips. Stamps foot.

Vegan lollipop?

Sigh... what a girl gotta do to get some cock?

Isn't cock a male chicken?

Thought you were vegetarian? :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now you're confusing me.

I'm blonde and of simple intellect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meats ? Or Meets. If its the first im not surprised haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry had to join in. how about some Lancashire hot pot.. Slow cooked and aged beef goes down a treat

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've had some meats, some guys have taken me out to dinner at times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just read your profile, have you copy and pasted from every nut job to make that bollocks.. 115% genuine wtf... I'm thinking your the joker in zii pack..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like someone's after the hot beef injection!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not only the German on your profile that reads like a bloody nazi manifesto!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been on FabS for 2 years but not getting any 'meats'. Do I need to re-write my profile along the lines of "all 'welcum'"?"

I'm confused you have over 40 veris and met recently. Strange

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"Just read your profile, have you copy and pasted from every nut job to make that bollocks.. 115% genuine wtf... I'm thinking your the joker in zii pack.."

So you reckon I should rewrite my profile? I am after some Angus

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"It's not only the German on your profile that reads like a bloody nazi manifesto! "

Yep; I am thinking of changing that to:

"MUST have two arms and/or two legs; pulse will be a bonus"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not only the German on your profile that reads like a bloody nazi manifesto!

Yep; I am thinking of changing that to:

"MUST have two arms and/or two legs; pulse will be a bonus"

Still confused. No meets in 2 years but 43 veris and some recent what is the problem

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"It's not only the German on your profile that reads like a bloody nazi manifesto!

Yep; I am thinking of changing that to:

"MUST have two arms and/or two legs; pulse will be a bonus"

Still confused. No meets in 2 years but 43 veris and some recent what is the problem "

meat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could try some vagitas.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

if you want a piece of meat...only have a 'butchers'

if you want a human being to interact with, use spell checker before posting for a 'meet'

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"You could try some vagitas. "

That could work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone say stuffing? I got the paxo.

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"if you want a piece of meat...only have a 'butchers'

if you want a human being to interact with, use spell checker before posting for a 'meet'

Finally somebody got it

This place is hard work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if you want a piece of meat...only have a 'butchers'

if you want a human being to interact with, use spell checker before posting for a 'meet'

Finally somebody got it

This place is hard work

You mean this wasn't a carnivore thread after all?

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

"if you want a piece of meat...only have a 'butchers'

if you want a human being to interact with, use spell checker before posting for a 'meet'

Finally somebody got it

This place is hard work

You mean this wasn't a carnivore thread after all?

Oh no. Racheal sweetie; you are too blonde today.

Oh hang on

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By *osie OP Woman over a year ago

Wembley

Rachael

Bl**dy keyboard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck

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By *tace 309TV/TS over a year ago

durham

There's nowt wrong with a bit of tripe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have two chicken legs open please.

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