Need help with my profile, life, general tasks and walking (which foot do I put forward first?) have tried crying in train stations but people just laugh 
Just wanna put my willy somewhere warm and friendly, have tried heating up a tin of tuna but it's an inch too shallow.
Will take anything at all, a stroke on the knee from a gloved hand or you can blow on me threw a letter box?
First reply gets to come round and play with me and my best friend (My megazord I got from my mum in 1995)
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"Your profile is good
Pictures are good
If you were close
I definitely would
I'm already sprinting for the coast in my Y fronts! I'll be there soon if the sharks don't get me! Wait for me?
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Personally I'd change your pics with the exception of two the prominent figure is female which you don't appear to be
Then there's the one that looks like it might be arty but looks like it's just been taken by accident as I've no idea what I'm meant to be seeing in it
& I know I'm in the minority butbj like to see a cock pic as I like to see what I'm being offered
Other than that your profile looks good to me but those pics would be an automatic delete & move onto the next message from us |
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"Your profile is good
Pictures are good
If you were close
I definitely would
I'm already sprinting for the coast in my Y fronts! I'll be there soon if the sharks don't get me! Wait for me?
Ha ha ha "
Turns out the sea is scary at night and my arm bands are already chaffing! I'm gonna go propose to Ethel. |
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"Personally I'd change your pics with the exception of two the prominent figure is female which you don't appear to be
Then there's the one that looks like it might be arty but looks like it's just been taken by accident as I've no idea what I'm meant to be seeing in it
& I know I'm in the minority butbj like to see a cock pic as I like to see what I'm being offered
Other than that your profile looks good to me but those pics would be an automatic delete & move onto the next message from us "
The arty one is actually a dick pick, if you zoom in really far you might be able to spot it. be a bit like where's wally! |
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Thank you for the nice comments!
Message understood, LOTS of dick pics it is...
Ha no will add more of my sexy self
Ghost: high five!
Yes it's through and it's killing me
If you're far away you'll just have to give me a really good offer...
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