Taken from chapter 9 of "Mart's handy swinging hints and tips"... available at all good bookstores.
Chapter 9... cleaning the nipsy.
You will need -
1. Industrial bleach, about a litre.
2. A blowtorch.
3. A brillo pad.
4. Boiling water, about a litre.
Step 1...
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By *ustme6Man
over a year ago
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Drink a gallon of coconut water...run to bathroom...remain there for at least 45 minutes... (u won't actually be able to move away from the loo  )....then take a long shower paying particular attention to the affected area.  |
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"Taken from chapter 9 of "Mart's handy swinging hints and tips"... available at all good bookstores.
Chapter 9... cleaning the nipsy.
You will need -
1. Industrial bleach, about a litre.
2. A blowtorch.
3. A brillo pad.
4. Boiling water, about a litre.
Step 1...
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A normal enema or my friend uses marshmallows - lube up, wash the sugary coating off and insert 10 to 12 of them try and hold them in as long as possible then run to the toilet, you’ll be as clean as a whistle!  |
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"A normal enema or my friend uses marshmallows - lube up, wash the sugary coating off and insert 10 to 12 of them try and hold them in as long as possible then run to the toilet, you’ll be as clean as a whistle! "
What... the actual... fuck?!?!?!
Is this for real, or a wind-up lol?  |
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"A normal enema or my friend uses marshmallows - lube up, wash the sugary coating off and insert 10 to 12 of them try and hold them in as long as possible then run to the toilet, you’ll be as clean as a whistle!
What... the actual... fuck?!?!?!
Is this for real, or a wind-up lol? "
it’s real he actually does that, he ismkre than a bit barmy mind!! Xx |
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Lol you could go for the quick method , take a good friend with you down to the local car jet wash. Drop your kegs and get your friend to aim high pressure hose at close range to your arsehole but please supply your friend with a quality pair of safety goggles |
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Oh dear. Seems you have provided some entertainment. If you mean you want to be clean for having your ass played with, I advise buying a douche from Lovehoney. They have videos explaining how to use it. And I know some just stick a shower hose up there but that seems a bit dangerous to me. If this wasn't the kind of advice you were looking for and you really just can't clean your bum, I suggest looking into adult diapers  |
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