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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just had a meet and at the end the guy cudnt find his shoes. My chihuahua had carried them Both upstairs and spent the meet happily chewing them up. Omg so mortified!! Pls cheer me up by telling me your most embarrassing comedy meet mishaps guys! Xxx mel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well my best one so far was someone who was speeding her tits off at the meet and turned out to be on witness protection and the ex girlfriend of a notorious serial killer  I didn't go back for seconds! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On another site. We had the very unfortunate experience of a single fem letting go a bit too much. She squirted and simultaneously excreted all over our new sheets then carried on as if nothing had happened and did it again. Had to bleach the sheets and the smell is a lingering memory .....needless to say we didn't meet her again and have unfortunately been teased ever since by some good friends.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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few years ago traveled to manchester to meet a cpl. We went up to bedroom where mrs was wanking us both off at once. Her hand was covered with blood and she thought her finger was bleeding. In fact her sharp nail had cut end of my cock and the high blood pressure meant wouldnt stop lol. |
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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago
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"On another site. We had the very unfortunate experience of a single fem letting go a bit too much. She squirted and simultaneously excreted all over our new sheets then carried on as if nothing had happened and did it again. Had to bleach the sheets and the smell is a lingering memory .....needless to say we didn't meet her again and have unfortunately been teased ever since by some good friends. "
Oooo !!!! Nasty!!!!! |
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"Certain activities carry the risk of farting afterwards, so I'm always surprised if guys react badly if they've triggered it!! "
If two or more people are in the same room for an hour, two, more, then sooner or later one of them is going to fart no matter what you're doing. But there is such a thing as tact and discretion...
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