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What's going up your bum?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Excluding your mobile phone devices etc, what's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum? (in an imaginary way)

Mines a coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crochet hook

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Battery pack I use to charge my mobile on the go.... Ohhh it's not a small one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shampoo bottle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shampoo bottle xx"

Sideways?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Toblerone ice cream. Thank fuck it's tapered into a triangle and has a retrieval stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/11/20 19:51:27]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

500ml diet bottle...plastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wont let me post diet c.o.k.e

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The dog has just sat next to me

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcastle

"The dog has just sat next to me

Oooh my .. poor you hope its not a great dane

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The dog has just sat next to me

Oooh my .. poor you hope its not a great dane

She's about the size of a Collie lol

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcastle

"The dog has just sat next to me

Oooh my .. poor you hope its not a great dane

She's about the size of a Collie lol"

Girl don’t do it

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I’m in the bath so the soap or the shampoo bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now it’s either a flask or a fire extinguisher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lamp

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By *hebedsmanMan over a year ago

Bedford(ish)

the bible

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

The Christmas tree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Christmas tree."

A slipper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wine bottle

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Wheddon Cross

A bottle of lube...

Bicycle lube you pervs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beer bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lunch box one side or glass cleaner spray bottle the other

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By *lleyCat1969Man over a year ago

Folkestone

A Kraken bottle

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Glasses case

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

A cushion

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By *ayTTV/TS over a year ago

Porthmadog

Wine bottle, might be an interesting way to consume the remainder of the contents xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shot glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pink, fluffy pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wine bottle, might be an interesting way to consume the remainder of the contents xxxx"

Just an ordinary night planned then eh Sis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 empty wine bottle and 1 half full wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rather large candle, with metal studs pressed into it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well since he is sitting beside me..... but he can go get some lube first

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Wheddon Cross

"1 empty wine bottle and 1 half full wine bottle

Is this a his and hers thing or both for her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we look left or right?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Bristly hairbrush!!

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Wheddon Cross

"Bristly hairbrush!!

Also your status, the dead south?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Bristly hairbrush!!

Also your status, the dead south?

Yes Dead South. Good call !!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Right now it’s either a flask or a fire extinguisher.

Crikey, how did that go ?

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By *implynaughty1Couple over a year ago

stockport

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bristly hairbrush!!

I've always wanted to be spanked with a hairbrush!

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Wheddon Cross

"Bristly hairbrush!!

Also your status, the dead south?

Yes Dead South. Good call !!

Very, very good call, not so sure on the bristly brush though

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By *teve197_ukMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

A tin of spam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine bottle is now empty but I have a full glass (that’s not going up!!) I also have a candle next to me.......

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Bristly hairbrush!!

Also your status, the dead south?

Yes Dead South. Good call !!

Very, very good call, not so sure on the bristly brush though

Best left undisturbed ...

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

A 12" tall astronaut

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple over a year ago

llanelli

Obligatory sky remote

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Wheddon Cross

"Bristly hairbrush!!

Also your status, the dead south?

Yes Dead South. Good call !!

Very, very good call, not so sure on the bristly brush though

Best left undisturbed ...

Agreed

I would happily disturb you though given the opportunity

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

A whole person

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By *ayTTV/TS over a year ago

Porthmadog

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By *ayTTV/TS over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Wine bottle, might be an interesting way to consume the remainder of the contents xxxx

Just an ordinary night planned then eh Sis

Yep, prefer champagne though, corvid austerity eh? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A whole person

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/11/20 23:55:04]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you decided what's closest to you yet?

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By *asy Tiger!Man over a year ago

guernsey

"A 12" tall astronaut "

Too infinity and beyond then!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you decided what's closest to you yet?

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which side do I go left or right tho too much on table at work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A 12" tall astronaut

Too infinity and beyond then!!!

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didn't see that in the toy story outtakes!

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan over a year ago

Dunstable Beds Nr-m1-j11a-Let's chat social-fun if Click

"Excluding your mobile phone devices etc, what's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum? (in an imaginary way)

Mines a coffee cup

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Sitting next to me is a

KNIFE"No chance" lol.

Vibrating Dildo..YES.

Butt plug with anal gel.Go on then lol.

Strap on 8" nice slim Dick*any volunteers please.

BigT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excluding your mobile phone devices etc, what's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum? (in an imaginary way)

Mines a coffee cup

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Sitting next to me is a

KNIFE"No chance" lol.

Vibrating Dildo..YES.

Butt plug with anal gel.Go on then lol.

Strap on 8" nice slim Dick*any volunteers please.

BigT"

the knife fits in with rest how exactly now that's extreme lol

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan over a year ago

Dunstable Beds Nr-m1-j11a-Let's chat social-fun if Click

"Excluding your mobile phone devices etc, what's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum? (in an imaginary way)

Mines a coffee cup

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Sitting next to me is a

KNIFE"No chance" lol.

Vibrating Dildo..YES.

Butt plug with anal gel.Go on then lol.

Strap on 8" nice slim Dick*any volunteers please.

BigT

the knife fits in with rest how exactly now that's extreme lol"

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How does it exactly lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excluding your mobile phone devices etc, what's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum? (in an imaginary way)

Mines a coffee cup

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Sitting next to me is a

KNIFE"No chance" lol.

Vibrating Dildo..YES.

Butt plug with anal gel.Go on then lol.

Strap on 8" nice slim Dick*any volunteers please.

BigT

the knife fits in with rest how exactly now that's extreme lol

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How does it exactly lol."
on own not so sure? blood play if some1 else there to lick it maybe if have bit of vampire fetish?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

A fob watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I love this thread.

We used to play this on a different site I was once a member of.

The answers are so funny

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By *ayTTV/TS over a year ago

Porthmadog

"I love this thread.

We used to play this on a different site I was once a member of.

The answers are so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A spicy chicken pizza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both for her!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A spicy chicken pizza

Crikey, that's gotta sting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Either the mop handle so I can still have fun while cleaning or golfing umbrella lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A crate of Carling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wants my tongue up his I fully refuse

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

A sleeping giant rabbit

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By *lasterman2000Man over a year ago

Skipton

Fish tank...better get the lube!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fish tank...better get the lube!"

Poor fish

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By *lasterman2000Man over a year ago

Skipton

"Fish tank...better get the lube!

Poor fish

Cat fish add extra tickles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A sleeping giant rabbit

Big floppy ears? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fish tank...better get the lube!

Poor fish

Cat fish add extra tickles!

Yes they will haha

Getting the coral up there might be a bit tricky though

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Shampoo bottle xx"
I would have said champagne bottle

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By *lasterman2000Man over a year ago

Skipton

"Fish tank...better get the lube!

Poor fish

Cat fish add extra tickles!

Yes they will haha

Getting the coral up there might be a bit tricky though

Ya should see the size of the wood I have in there! Got knobbly bits too!

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By *izzyrascalMan over a year ago

Near Hull

A vase

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Bedside lamp

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

MacBook Pro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Keep em coming

I love this, it's so random and creates crazy thoughts

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Keep em coming

I love this, it's so random and creates crazy thoughts

Other object nearest is a pom juice bottle. I'm brave but I'm not sure I am *that* brave.

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By *lasterman2000Man over a year ago

Skipton

A peace lily in a big copper plant pot! FFS, haven't I got anything smaller??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep em coming

I love this, it's so random and creates crazy thoughts

Other object nearest is a pom juice bottle. I'm brave but I'm not sure I am *that* brave. "

I dunno, I might give it a go

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Keep em coming

I love this, it's so random and creates crazy thoughts

Other object nearest is a pom juice bottle. I'm brave but I'm not sure I am *that* brave.

I dunno, I might give it a go

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep em coming

I love this, it's so random and creates crazy thoughts

Other object nearest is a pom juice bottle. I'm brave but I'm not sure I am *that* brave.

I dunno, I might give it a go

On my way

I have lube

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Keep em coming

I love this, it's so random and creates crazy thoughts

Other object nearest is a pom juice bottle. I'm brave but I'm not sure I am *that* brave.

I dunno, I might give it a go

On my way

I have lube

You are gonna need it

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've still got the fobwatch up there from last night

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"I've still got the fobwatch up there from last night

That must be a wind up

Badum-tish

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By *lasterman2000Man over a year ago

Skipton

"I've still got the fobwatch up there from last night

That must be a wind up

Badum-tish"

Just snort laughed?

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By *hePolyMathMan over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"I've still got the fobwatch up there from last night

That must be a wind up

Badum-tish

Just snort laughed?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've still got the fobwatch up there from last night

What else is joining it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

TV remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"TV remote

Is it a virgin one?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"TV remote

Is it a virgin one?

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not now it isn't

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

And the fobwatch chain is getting on my nerves

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

A carton of orange juice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toblerone

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By *edantic SheilaWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Proctosedyl

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