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By *ugartitsandhim OP Couple over a year ago

North West

What do you do if you want to measure your cock and you don't have sky ???

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"What do you do if you want to measure your cock and you don't have sky ???

Can of Lynx?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used a pint glass.

Too short but gives an idea of scale lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have some half size cans of for sale if anyone is interested

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By *icplforbimalebarrowCouple over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

mr c uses is sure can

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By *ndebs47Couple over a year ago

Bury

i have ahop in bolton that sells replacement sky remotes....no problem lol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock next door and ask to borrow theirs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matchstick works for me

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By *ugartitsandhim OP Couple over a year ago

North West

"Knock next door and ask to borrow theirs

I think they have Virgin Media

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fag packet....

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By *eoffcapesMan over a year ago

"i have ahop in bolton that sells replacement sky remotes....no problem lol...."

I've somehow manged to lose the back off mine! Do you do spares?

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By *kmale421Man over a year ago

wirral

Go to www.halfsizeskyremotes.com and you'll be fine....

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By *inkyScot22Man over a year ago

Anniesland

Much easier than that, get a high-res image of one and photoshop it in...

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By *onnoisseur100Man over a year ago

Woking-ish

"i have some half size cans of for sale if anyone is interested

Brilliant! When can I collect some? ....can leave a deposit if you require one!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

the batteries from the remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Us old yins should use 7 inch vinyl

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

find a counter sink ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea. I don't have Sky, but I also don't have a cock, so I am entirely shit out of luck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just a bit old fashioned and find a ruler normally works, not that I'd go boasting about the results

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By *amBiUKMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Can of vimto !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock next door and ask to borrow theirs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use a joiners folding rule - unfolded of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont sky remotes use AA batteries or AAA??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't measured mine since I was about 13!

And quite frankly - as long as it still works and puts a smile on faces - don't give a monkeys about a number!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you do if you want to measure your cock and you don't have sky ???

tape measure/ruler? lol

skys to expensive haha

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By *ecretquestCouple over a year ago

Merseyside

Mine is 12" but I don't use it as a rule

) old ones are the best and I'll get me coat....Taxi!!

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

maybe try a can of redbull

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