FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > Who’s found your toys

Who’s found your toys

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So come on if you don’t live home alone who’s came across your toys.

I’ve got a remote egg in my draw of bedroom we use it when we go out drinking

It got found we had to explain it is a massage egg for the neck

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aveing funCouple  over a year ago

staffordshire

But who found the egg ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite_AdonisCouple  over a year ago

~~

Cleaner will have found a few items shoved under the bed. And a strap on in the closet as the door was open. Not really that bothered it’s not like they found a dead body

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *awk90Man  over a year ago

Hamburg, Germany


"Cleaner will have found a few items shoved under the bed. And a strap on in the closet as the door was open. Not really that bothered it’s not like they found a dead body "

You're lucky! They found a dead body in mine, took a lot of explaining!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I rember in school we found my friends mums big black Dildo we called him up stairs amd gave him a big wollop round the chops with it. He was a feisty little fucker and tried to fight me and our friend on the spot.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman  over a year ago

Pontypridd

My cat ran through the house with a jelly type cock ring in his mouth. Fortunately the only person here was my bf.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum found a collection of my dildos. And I mean, they were the obvious ones skin coloured and with huge testicles and veins

Luckily we laughed it off…… but it was freaking emberassing.

I was 18-19 at the time x and was back at hers during the summer hols….

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"But who found the egg ??"
no where did they find it more like

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"My mum found a collection of my dildos. And I mean, they were the obvious ones skin coloured and with huge testicles and veins

Luckily we laughed it off…… but it was freaking emberassing.

I was 18-19 at the time x and was back at hers during the summer hols…. "

hope you did an audit daily making sure that none had been borrowed, remember mums like fun too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody has found ours, but I remember dating a girl in college and one night I stayed at hers and the following morning I went into her Mums bedroom (innocently to get a towel - because she kept them in her wardrobe) and noticed her dildo.

It was lay on her unmade bed, just poking out from under the duvet.

Made me quite horny to be honest, and when I thought about it, I wondered if she’d used it the previous night when I was shagging her daughter, because she wasn’t the quietest !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So come on if you don’t live home alone who’s came across your toys.

I’ve got a remote egg in my draw of bedroom we use it when we go out drinking

It got found we had to explain it is a massage egg for the neck

"

daughter I was very embarrassed

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Nana

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tarburst babydollCouple  over a year ago

Dingwall

When we were getting an ensuite in the bedroom the guy doing the job came round to price it. I showed him into the bedroom and to my horror my rather large vibrato was sitting on the bedside cabinet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Our children found some toys under the bed. Brought them down laughing as they turned them on

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Our children found some toys under the bed. Brought them down laughing as they turned them on "

How did you react x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lice MaliceWoman  over a year ago

The Facility

My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ustfortheforumsWoman  over a year ago

no


"My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer "

He now knows what it is, I should know because I saw my mothers toy when I was younger

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Buzz woody and pork chop

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lice MaliceWoman  over a year ago

The Facility


"My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer

He now knows what it is, I should know because I saw my mothers toy when I was younger "

Thankfully then it was a smaller toy rather than a bigger one. I doubt he will remember with the age he was, but still.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *etwifeandhim69Couple  over a year ago

Darlington

My wife left her wand out and butt plug out years and years ago. she said it was a back massager and broach to our youngest.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Luckily no one yet, and if they have, they are keeping it very quite

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uttyandbeeCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

We let Amanda's brother use our motorhome last minute and she left them in one of lockers. Wether he saw them or not only he knows because he didn't mention anything

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ust_FlynnMan  over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Left some toys in the bath once I threw them in there to dry off after being cleaned, then totally forgot about them. Flynn’s mum had come round to see us and used the bathroom. She didn’t say anything but there’s no way she could of missed them

E

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Was she in the bathroom longer than normal and was she smiling when she came back down

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ust_FlynnMan  over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Haha now there’s a disturbing thought

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *melf1Couple  over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Mother-in-law.... pretty much everything, been kind enough to tidy them up on a few occasions.

Strapon, butt plugs, cock rings, dildos. Our bedroom floor is usually littered with the stuff. It's like a massacre at an Ann Summers party.

Thankfully the 12" has yet to become a lightsabre....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never had any toys but do you realise that when you shake someone's hand, it's the one they wank with...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never had any toys but do you realise that when you shake someone's hand, it's the one they wank with... "

Well there’s one silver lining to a global pandemic then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The kids when little had "sword fights" with a double ender and massive vibe, neither had been used.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *intage PrincessWoman  over a year ago

Herts

Teenage son.... tbf have so much random stuff lying around it was bound to happen lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lice MaliceWoman  over a year ago

The Facility


"Never had any toys but do you realise that when you shake someone's hand, it's the one they wank with... "

Unless they're left handed of course

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

We've mentioned this before but worth another mention.

Mrs Ns mother was upstairs helping clean up when she found the purple, plastic douch, it's about 20cm long, with a squeezey ball type bottom. She was there squeezing it with the air coming out of the two holes at the top, she asked Mrs N what it was and as quick a flash she explained, 'it's for blowing up balloons' Got away with it, pmsl.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

While moving house I didn't give my toys a second thought and just taped up the drawer. While they were bringing it into the house the tape came unstuck and the drawer glided open to reveal everything!

We all just politely pretended not to notice lol!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *etwifeandhim69Couple  over a year ago

Darlington

If you want some internet hilarity for somone finding a toy they shouldnt just google "wobbly sausage".

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0312

0