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over a year ago
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You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
With u on this one   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
With u on this one "
Not just me then hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
Yep I get this totally! And I’m guaranteed to cum this way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
Yep I get this totally! And I’m guaranteed to cum this way "
100% with you there! |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
Don't meet for sex meet for a social with drinks flowing and endless laughs you have nothing set on I have to fuck ... sod the pressure la la la la
Shit
Its under pressure la la la la |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
Don't meet for sex meet for a social with drinks flowing and endless laughs you have nothing set on I have to fuck ... sod the pressure la la la la
Shit
Its under pressure la la la la "
But I find that if I want to go out, to a pub etc, I’d rather go with my friends than a stranger.
I only meet for sex. |
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"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long "
I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha |
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"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long
I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha "
Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long
I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha
Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x"
I am. At least I know that I probably won’t get hacked by an axe murder in my own bed with myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long
I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha
Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x
I am. At least I know that I probably won’t get hacked by an axe murder in my own bed with myself "
At least you know you’ll turn up which is also a bonus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long
I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha
Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x
I am. At least I know that I probably won’t get hacked by an axe murder in my own bed with myself
At least you know you’ll turn up which is also a bonus "
I always turn up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thinking about actual films here  ffs!
A bit of Notting Hill? 
Transporter 
Mmmmm Jason Statham "
I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s |
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"I thinking about actual films here ffs!
A bit of Notting Hill?
Transporter
Mmmmm Jason Statham
I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s"
He’d never be allowed to leave my bed if I had my way!!!! |
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"I thinking about actual films here ffs!
A bit of Notting Hill?
Transporter
Mmmmm Jason Statham
I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s"
You still got his number? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thinking about actual films here ffs!
A bit of Notting Hill?
Transporter
Mmmmm Jason Statham
I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s
You still got his number? Haha "
I did actually, haha. Never even attempted to try it. This is nearly 20 yes ago now so I very much doubt it'd be the same lol |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
All the time. I'm running out of new material! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material! "
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
Yes lazy arnt we  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
Yes lazy arnt we "
I’m very lazy!
I don’t have to wash my hair or apply makeup to sort myself out. Bonus haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes when you can't be bothered to get out of bed, dressed etc it's the best thing, plus you'll already have all the tools or accessories you need right there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What annoys me is being horny, no one free so I put a film on to sort myself. Then shortly after or that same day horny people contact me, this has happened too many times lol |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
I've always found that sorting myself out, although providing a release, is no substitute for putting it where it's warm and wet.
So although it provides a kind of short term satisfaction, it's not long before I'm craving female company again.
Fortunately for me, I play fairly regularly now that Covid rules have been eased so it's no longer as issue. |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
I sometimes wish this was the case, but I’m a repeat cummer and even if I shoot a huge load when having a bit of self play it’s often not enough and I need to go again - normally more than a few times, so it can be a timely process. An actual meet is way more satisfying and is almost always guaranteed to actually leave me feeling spent. |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material!
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha "
Yes exactly!
I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material!
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha
Yes exactly!
I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet"
Exactly!
I just can’t be arsed these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For me, I enjoy the thought of the meet in its entirety rather than just the possibility of sex. Meeting someone new, having a laugh, sharing experiences etc. |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
Did we all not do this for most of 2020 anyway. You are definitely not alone though, sometimes it’s nice to have some me time with edging and sorting out exactly the way I like it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material!
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha
Yes exactly!
I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet
Exactly!
I just can’t be arsed these days "
More hassle than it’s worth … they won’t turn up … or will look nothing like the pictures you’ve seen … no banter …. and if you do have sex will just leave you frustrated and you’ll be sat 5 minutes later with a “ movie “ on anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material!
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha
Yes exactly!
I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet
Exactly!
I just can’t be arsed these days
More hassle than it’s worth … they won’t turn up … or will look nothing like the pictures you’ve seen … no banter …. and if you do have sex will just leave you frustrated and you’ll be sat 5 minutes later with a “ movie “ on anyway "
Fair point |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "
All the time |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material!
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha
Yes exactly!
I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet
Exactly!
I just can’t be arsed these days "
The last time I had sex it was... Meh. I got all tarted up, used up my precious Saturday night, and I didn't even cum. Ffs. At least I took some nice selfies after he'd left, so there was that I guess! |
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"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.
Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??
It kinda replaces your sex life?
I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)
All the time. I'm running out of new material!
Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha
Yes exactly!
I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet
Exactly!
I just can’t be arsed these days
The last time I had sex it was... Meh. I got all tarted up, used up my precious Saturday night, and I didn't even cum. Ffs. At least I took some nice selfies after he'd left, so there was that I guess! "
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