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Things not to say during sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here's a few to start...

That ceiling needs painting!

I must remember to dust up there!

That lampshade could do with replacing!

Hurry up Emmerdales coming on! Lol!!

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By *andb69Couple over a year ago

leeds

"Do this", or "Do that"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s your Daddy

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By *armandwet50Couple over a year ago

We are out of the UK

something smells funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steak and Kidney pudding.

(Bonus points for the reference)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are not as good as your bother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are not as good as your bother."
😂😂

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By *ittyKateUKWoman over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry after 5 secs😂

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you and your sister use the same perfume or is it just lingering in the pillow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

Once got the wrong name and said more than once when fucking her. Was not invited back like I am usually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a poo !

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By *un guy300Man over a year ago

Swansea

Can I cum in you, like the other guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You woke me up for that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You woke me up for that?"

😂😂

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By *aninbushMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Who's a good bunny boiler"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your mother was better!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Just cum, I'm bored

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By *ScouseCuriousUKMan over a year ago

North West

You’re such a liar, you said you were great in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can you be a bit less enthusiastic, you're making my herpes itch".

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By *angtidy42Couple over a year ago

Redditch

Need to add that to the shopping list.

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By *herrybakewellCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

I'm bored.

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By *l1 guyMan over a year ago

Slough

"Steak and Kidney pudding.

(Bonus points for the reference)

Grandad in Only Fools & Horses if I remember?

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By *ennysouthMan over a year ago

Coventry

Will you hurry up, I've read this page 3 times now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When is this supposed to feel good?

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

Is there an echo in here?

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By *exyScientistsCouple over a year ago

Castlebar

The timer went off. Times up

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By *ike_looking_forMan over a year ago

Cumbria

and you are going to fix the washing machine after right?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

Good job I married you for your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That lasted longer than I thought

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By *emofaJamesMan over a year ago

London, Notting Hill.

That reminds me, I need to do the bins later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you let my husband have a go he's bigger then you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a chastity cage was a good Christmas present.

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By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire/North Northamptonshire

Am I in the right one?

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By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire/North Northamptonshire

I hope that was just a fanny fart

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By *inecrestMan over a year ago

West Yorks

I think we're related!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What time have we got to goto your mums?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"I'm going to be pissing fire after this one, I just know it..."

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple over a year ago

armagh

Your sisters pussy is wetter

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By *hades Of GreyMan over a year ago

Leeds

You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore that guy in the corner!

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

You're not as good as my mum at this, dad!!

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire Coast

Your sister was better 🫢

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By *emofaJamesMan over a year ago

London, Notting Hill.

I didn't know you had fish for dinner

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

GOAL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m so sorry, what’s your name again, or can I just call you mummy…

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By *otwifes tribMan over a year ago

cannock

"You are not as good as your bother."
🤣😈🙊

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Your mother was better!"

, shame she died !!

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By *dmundwilsonMan over a year ago

Llandudno

Have you finished yet?

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tell me when… you oh. Nooooo

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By *ickylouCouple over a year ago

birmingham

I didn’t think it would have extra cheese

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

That stinks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you pull the slack in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up can you. My next client will be here soon

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By *rumpyandsexyCouple over a year ago

mansfield

Do you think your daughter will join us

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By *andystick72Man over a year ago

kinky Street

It's like fucking a bag of potatos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your so like your sister

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

I see dead people.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you take card, or cash only?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was that it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you put bin out...

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

EUREKA!!!!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Are you in yet

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"Your daughter was excellent in bed".

"My daughter's been dead for ten years".

"Yep..."

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By *cottishdoggerMan over a year ago

central

Didn’t realise I ordered extra large

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only 2 things smell of fish ones a fish

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman over a year ago

Chichester

I love a good finger before a fuck.

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By *idewayscontrolMan over a year ago

Exeter

If I fall asleep, just carry on until you're done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad does that better too 🤣

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By *r99mr99Man over a year ago

Ealing

"Your dad does that better too 🤣"

That reminds me your mum popped round earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ewww

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By *ravelling ChappieMan over a year ago

Stroud

I've got some Swarfega in the shed.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"I never thought diaphragms made from sandpaper would actually work..."

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS over a year ago

longeaton,ng10

Your sisters a better fuck.

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By *exyScientistsCouple over a year ago

Castlebar

Oh wow I'd forgotten that was in there

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By *andystick72Man over a year ago

kinky Street

I can park the van in there

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By *uvs2watchherCouple over a year ago

newcastle

Jan!!! Almost a divorce break x

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By *iamond couple twoCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

When you find my watch, can I have it back please.

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By *0smaleMan over a year ago

Pontypridd

Ahhh Bisto

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

Fucking hell! I bet you could use a rolling pin wrapped in cotton wool as a tampon...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You woke me up for this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your ex's / her sisters, mates, mums name... Lol

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