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whats your funniest swinging experience?
mine: was playing with lovely couple in their upmarket London hotel room - we decided to have a break - there was water fountain outside the room
i dont know how it happened - but we all walked out of the room and the door shut!
the good lady was in basque and stockings - hubby was naked! and i was in my underwear
the look on the maid's face! |
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It's not exactly swinging as such, but we once hired a great private bondage dungeon for an evening.
We'd been playing for about 4 hours and our time was coming to an end so we decided to get dressed and clean up.
There was a knock on the door, and thinking the owner had come back abit too earlier I answered it.
It was a couple with three big bags of toys and restraints who had "come for the orgy".
I felt bad having to turn them away but they must have been twice our age and let's say, not out type. Lovely people but it turned out they were a month early, the orgy was the following month |
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"It's not exactly swinging as such, but we once hired a great private bondage dungeon for an evening.
We'd been playing for about 4 hours and our time was coming to an end so we decided to get dressed and clean up.
There was a knock on the door, and thinking the owner had come back abit too earlier I answered it.
It was a couple with three big bags of toys and restraints who had "come for the orgy".
I felt bad having to turn them away but they must have been twice our age and let's say, not out type. Lovely people but it turned out they were a month early, the orgy was the following month"
so easy to make that mistake! |
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We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.
The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night. |
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"We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.
The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night."
hilarious! |
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By *TWboyMan 23 weeks ago
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"We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.
The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night."
No idea why he got a moody - these things happen……. |
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"We went to a party and a few of us where having fun, Jane was bent over the bed being fucked and she accidentally trumped. Everyone just cracked up laughing and we could not play because of laughter.
The chap that was doing Jane took the hoof and went, we all giggled all night."
That’s brilliant.....
Had a similar experience but just one on one!! She trumped about four times running each time I thrust and it was “Sorry, oh sorry, oh sorry, oh sorry.... “
I had to stop in the end and we both had a good laugh about it!! |
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Not technically a swinging experience I don’t think, but went home with someone on a night out, her husband had also pulled and taken a lady home with him, turned out to be my ex, we agreed we would all play in their living room, start getting naked when there’s a key in the door, granny is dropping their kids back in the middle of the night because of some family emergency, my ex and I end up naked in the downstairs toilet while they sort out their kids and get them to sleep before they passed us out clothes so we could leave (ex and I may have sorted out each others itch while we were waiting) |
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"Not technically a swinging experience I don’t think, but went home with someone on a night out, her husband had also pulled and taken a lady home with him, turned out to be my ex, we agreed we would all play in their living room, start getting naked when there’s a key in the door, granny is dropping their kids back in the middle of the night because of some family emergency, my ex and I end up naked in the downstairs toilet while they sort out their kids and get them to sleep before they passed us out clothes so we could leave (ex and I may have sorted out each others itch while we were waiting)"
Wow!!! |
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A playmate I visited a number of times burst into a fit of the giggles shortly after I'd just cum in her for the first time one morning...
....took a minute before she managed to explain that she'd suddenly realised that her unaware husband would later be sleeping on the wet patch which we'd just created!  |
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"A playmate I visited a number of times burst into a fit of the giggles shortly after I'd just cum in her for the first time one morning...
....took a minute before she managed to explain that she'd suddenly realised that her unaware husband would later be sleeping on the wet patch which we'd just created! "
oh dear! |
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One of my earlier swinging meets was with a cool couple - we had met socially and then booked two hotel rooms for our first threesome later. We were all quite nervous and drank quite a bit, and the sex took ages to get going.
Once it started it was really good, she really got into it and she in particular was very noisy. We got a phone call at about 130am telling us to keep the noise down 
Anyway as we were all so horny and quite tipsy so we carried on trying to be quiet. She and I were having sex doggy style whilst she sucked her man who was loving it when the bed broke, the leg snapped! We encamped to my room and didn’t get much sleep.
The next morning they had to tell staff and the three of us looking like wrecks got funny looks over breakfast
100% true. Webbington hotel and spa near M5 in 2010  |
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"One of my earlier swinging meets was with a cool couple - we had met socially and then booked two hotel rooms for our first threesome later. We were all quite nervous and drank quite a bit, and the sex took ages to get going.
Once it started it was really good, she really got into it and she in particular was very noisy. We got a phone call at about 130am telling us to keep the noise down
Anyway as we were all so horny and quite tipsy so we carried on trying to be quiet. She and I were having sex doggy style whilst she sucked her man who was loving it when the bed broke, the leg snapped! We encamped to my room and didn’t get much sleep.
The next morning they had to tell staff and the three of us looking like wrecks got funny looks over breakfast
100% true. Webbington hotel and spa near M5 in 2010 "
wow - this is hilarious! like a carry on film! |
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Club. A fella kept walking by doing his best "roll of carpets" under each arm strut and trying to catch my attention. Was being too cool to notice a chair and went arse over and ended up in a very undignified heap. Then tried to style it out getting up. Failed miserably |
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"Club. A fella kept walking by doing his best "roll of carpets" under each arm strut and trying to catch my attention. Was being too cool to notice a chair and went arse over and ended up in a very undignified heap. Then tried to style it out getting up. Failed miserably "
Embarrassing |
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Met a couple once he wanted to watch me fuck his wife after 5 mins of me and her going at it. He decided he didn't like it and pulled me off her. He started yelling at me and kicked me out it was like 2am, he had picked me up from town centre and drove me to his. I hadn't a clue where I was he refused to give me a lift home. So I keyed his car |
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"It was when we walked past a busy hotel bar to our room with another couple. We only found out later the other Lady had carried a Bondara double dildo in a box, not even in a bag  "
Well, that is going to give the game away! |
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"whats your funniest swinging experience?
mine: was playing with lovely couple in their upmarket London hotel room - we decided to have a break - there was water fountain outside the room
i dont know how it happened - but we all walked out of the room and the door shut!
the good lady was in basque and stockings - hubby was naked! and i was in my underwear
the look on the maid's face!"
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Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m
Not sure who was most shocked !!!!
It was only my boss |
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"Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m
Not sure who was most shocked !!!!
It was only my boss "
what?! really! |
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"Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m
Not sure who was most shocked !!!!
It was only my boss
what?! really!"
Yes really |
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"Took a sexy wife who i met in the supermarket a month previous for a hotel meet where she confessed her husband was upstairs in the room waiting for her to take me back to fuck her which I couldn’t wait to do , on arrival hubby was away in the bathroom and we started to explore each other . She was cupping my balls and began sucking my cock as I ran my fingers thru her hair and told her how good her mouth felt as a naked husband appeared out of the bathroom and I’m
Not sure who was most shocked !!!!
It was only my boss
what?! really!
Yes really "
what happened next? |
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