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Most funniest things that's happend during sex
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Fucked someone so hard, she started bleeding from a gash in her pussy. The long weekend of passion I envisaged ended up being spent in A&E initially and in the ward for the whole weekend thereafter. Talk about awkward when we had to explain what happened to the ambulance we called. |
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Day I got my nip pierced. I was on top and started feeling sticky. Put the light on and it was like a saw movie, covered from nipple down.
Cleaned up and carried on. Carefully.
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We'd been talking about how The Krankies were swingers. That night they shouted fandabidozie during sex. We laughed so much we couldn't carry on.
Farted into a fan once. Haven't been forgiven for that one.
Being introduced to violet wands and they got my ticklish spot.
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By *illie99TV/TS 24 weeks ago
Central Scotland |
"While enjoying the taste of a new juicy pussy and fingering her wetness kept hitting something hard inside. Turned out to be a Budweiser bottle top and she said oh wondered where that went. "
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Many years ago I was about 20 at the time. My bf at ghe time had a vw beatle, we were parked up down a nice quiet lane, on the back seat semi clothed when he said he could smell smoke, wiped the window but couldn't see anything, as he looked down he saw a light around the seat base, we jumped out and he found the seat on fire, quickly threw it out, apparently, the battery was under the swat and it's cover was missing, the frame touched the battery and hey presto fire  |
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