I'll start, one of my pals was deployed to Iraq, my other pal was staying at his place while he was down on his luck. I took him to the pub and we nicked two birds. Took them back, he went to the bedroom and I stayed in the front room with a emo type girl. Anyway 10 minutes later I was on the job. My pals mum heard and walked in and caught me literally with my pants down. She didn't turn on the light and didn't know it was me. I told her it was me a few weeks later and she said had she had known she would have left me to it. |
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