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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
Bit of Friday fun...so let's hear your inventive reason's |
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I’m scared of minions 😂
Donna x |
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"I’m scared of minions 😂
Donna x"
You not looking for single men |
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"I’m scared of minions 😂
Donna x
You not looking for single men "
Those muscles would make me jealous  |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I'm.zorry, but may I just say that if you'd going to play the game, (and it is just a game)....do not DM fellow members and be fucking rude personally.
Thank you |
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"I'm.zorry, but may I just say that if you'd going to play the game, (and it is just a game)....do not DM fellow members and be fucking rude personally.
Thank you"
Sad you even have to say this!
Donna |
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"I would but I only like cock! "
I would, but I can't find me slippers! |
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"I would but I only like cock!
I would, but I can't find me slippers!"
But my life is also controlled by 2 cats... |
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But my wife won't let me 😅 |
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By *urenutsMan 4 weeks ago
waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
I would fuck but you won't let me |
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But I'd have to move off this sofa |
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"Not my type "
Too much of a good thing is bad for you! |
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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago
Northampton |
I've suddenly discovered I'm 100 percent gay |
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I would but im washing my hair (im bald ) |
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"I would but im washing my hair (im bald )"
That’s not nice! |
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Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill |
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"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill"
I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill
I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond "
I would but I would get distracted by all your ink 😍 |
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"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill
I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond "
I'd fuck you, but you are too far away |
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"Id fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you , James Bond 007. License to thrill
I would fuck you but I dont like James Bond
I would but I would get distracted by all your ink 😍"
… I might fall in love |
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You are so far away and might get addicted hana |
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"But you're too young "
Damn only by a year haha |
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Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times |
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"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times "
I would but...... I've tied the wrong knot and am stuck to the bed till the fire brigade get here |
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"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times "
But I'd enjoy the ropes more |
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But I only meet two out of your three requirement |
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"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times
But I'd enjoy the ropes more "
You keep refusing 🤣 |
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"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times
But I'd enjoy the ropes more
You keep refusing 🤣"
Don't like marmite 😅
Tink ☺️ |
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"Your initials remind me of an old favourite tipple and my sober sponsor tells me to try to avoid reminders of those troubling times
But I'd enjoy the ropes more
You keep refusing 🤣"
But I have to move up north first 😝 |
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"But I only meet two out of your three requirement "
Damn haha |
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I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here. |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here."
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x"
I'd want to talk about tattoos |
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Same I would want to talk about tattoos |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x
I'd want to talk about tattoos "
Your too far away |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x
I'd want to talk about tattoos
Your too far away "
You can do better |
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By *lidMan 4 weeks ago
Cambridge |
...... I'm straight |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x
I'd want to talk about tattoos
Your too far away "
Shame was just in wales |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x
I'd want to talk about tattoos
Your too far away
Shame was just in wales"
But I'm not that curvy
Tink ☺️ |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x
I'd want to talk about tattoos
Your too far away
Shame was just in wales
But I'm not that curvy
Tink ☺️"
We'd bump into people we know.
I live in neverland too. I'm peter pan. |
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"I would fuck you, but … I want to retain *some* semblance of dignity. Even around here.
I think you’re too sophisticated for me 🙈
Donna x
I'd want to talk about tattoos
Your too far away
Shame was just in wales
But I'm not that curvy
Tink ☺️
We'd bump into people we know.
I live in neverland too. I'm peter pan."
Ahh I prefer PenisPan 🤭 |
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You're lazy so I ejaculate when you are asleep 😘👑 |
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"You're lazy so I ejaculate when you are asleep 😘👑"
Distance  |
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Would fuck you but don't think you would be able to handle my cock x |
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"I’m straight"
Too hairy
Tink ☺️ |
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"You’re nowhere near!"
I could only dream |
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"You’re nowhere near!"
I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings (I'm clumsy) |
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"You’re nowhere near!
I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings (I'm clumsy) "
Not my type |
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"You’re nowhere near!
I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings (I'm clumsy)
Not my type "
To far away |
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I'd like to but it sounds like work |
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"You’re nowhere near!
I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings (I'm clumsy)
Not my type
To far away"
I don’t think I’d stop 🫣 |
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"You’re nowhere near!
I would but..... I'd be too worried about ripping does lovely leggings (I'm clumsy)
Not my type
To far away
I don’t think I’d stop 🫣"
Your a male 🤷♂️ |
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"Bit of Friday fun...so let's hear your inventive reason's "
You're a male,sorry. Any ladies are more than welcome to step up and try my love truncheon. .lol |
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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago
cheshire |
aberdeen is just a little to far |
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Cheshire is full of cats and I’m allergic |
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"aberdeen is just a little to far"
Great physique but ladies only apologies |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I'm in Mackie D's getting breakfast |
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"I'm in Mackie D's getting breakfast "
I don't like minions |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
Sexual endorphins are good for headaches 🤣🤣 |
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His ass is better than me
Polly |
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they have cancelled most of the trains to the south this weekend |
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I think I'm going to win most genuine reason of the day.
Can't fuck the above as the daughter is 2cm dilated and I'm off to hospital with her. 🥳🥳🥳 |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"I think I'm going to win most genuine reason of the day.
Can't fuck the above as the daughter is 2cm dilated and I'm off to hospital with her. 🥳🥳🥳"
Congratulations grandmama to be  |
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We turned up and you weren’t there! Then you ghosted us |
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"We turned up and you weren’t there! Then you ghosted us "
I totally would but you’re not looking for TV/CD. |
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"We turned up and you weren’t there! Then you ghosted us
I totally would but you’re not looking for TV/CD. "
I don't do phone sex |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"He doesn't have a vagina  "
In more ways than one 🤣🤣 |
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"He may not want too "
You live in a place that even the tardis can’t find |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I'm allergic to Dr's |
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"I'm allergic to Dr's"
I have an angles kink |
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"I'm allergic to Dr's"
I have an angles kink |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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Not what were looking for |
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I would but I don’t think it would fit  |
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"I would but I don’t think it would fit "
I would but it's a bit far to travel |
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"I would but I don’t think it would fit "
Can’t as in a chastity cage! |
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"I would but I don’t think it would fit
Can’t as in a chastity cage!"
I'm not a fan of hairy partners |
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"I would but I don’t think it would fit
Can’t as in a chastity cage! I'm not a fan of hairy partners "
I don’t want a trip to a&i going by that profile pic x |
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"You're straight"
I have an ingrown hair on my penis. |
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My rabbit just developed toothache |
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"My cock fell off… "
Oops unable to as he is now cockless |
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"My cock fell off…
Oops unable to as he is now cockless"
Not looking for mf couples sadly |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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Too far |
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"Too far "
I don’t think you want me
Donna x |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I'm in a galaxy far far away |
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"Too true"
But I'm chilling tonight with a Gin and every other night too 😅 |
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My sister ate my homework and I have to do it again 🤷♂️ |
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I'm counting my tupperware collection |
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"I'm washing my hair "
I’m intimidated by her  |
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"I'm washing my hair
I’m intimidated by her "
I prefer men to be confident 😝 |
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"I'm washing my hair
I’m intimidated by her
I prefer men to be confident 😝"
Good thing it’s false inventive reasons |
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"I'm washing my hair
I’m intimidated by her
I prefer men to be confident 😝"
Your to far away |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"I'm washing my hair
I’m intimidated by her
I prefer men to be confident 😝"
I would but she's straight |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"He's too sexy for me"
Mum says "no" 🤣🤣 |
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"He's too sexy for me
Mum says "no" 🤣🤣"
Yeah mine says no too |
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By *r Bond.Man 4 weeks ago
Moving Around the Midlands |
I have a phobia of dragon tattoos |
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I can't be bothered to leave my chair
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"I have a phobia of dragon tattoos "
I allergic to touching his Blowfelt |
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"I have a phobia of dragon tattoos
I allergic to touching his Blowfelt "
His mum won't let him |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"I have a phobia of dragon tattoos
I allergic to touching his Blowfelt
His mum won't let him "
This time mum is right 🤣🤣 |
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I’m busy drinking wine in the bath and watching mobland 😂
Donna x |
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"I’m busy drinking wine in the bath and watching mobland 😂
Donna x"
I couldn't possibly interrupt your viewing. It's pretty good |
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A spider has moved. He is now living above my front door. So now I can't leave the house |
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"You're not my type "
Too darn sexy for us |
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I’m below your age requirements |
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"You're not my type "
I’m out of excuses, I’d fuck you |
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"You're not my type
I’m out of excuses, I’d fuck you "
Well in that case let's do it it! 😝😈 |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
Book a room for them...but not telling them where or room no. |
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Thank you kindly and flash my boobs for the room number 😝 |
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I would but sadly the distance causes ripples of impossibilities.  |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Thank you kindly and flash my boobs for the room number 😝"
It begins with 2 😜😜 |
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"Wool makes me itch"
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Merino would be kind to your derrière. |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I'm busy putting Google eyes on my testicles |
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My grass needs reseeding xx |
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"My grass needs reseeding xx"
I’d have to do a Harry Enfield impression |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I'm currently shadow cock fighting |
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I dont think you swing that way |
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"You're not my type
I’m out of excuses, I’d fuck you
Well in that case let's do it it! 😝😈"
You’re on! |
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"I dont think you swing that way "
Too far for me |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"Damn you really are so far lol"
All I want to do is sh*t on you, but you're not into that. 😂🤮 |
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"Damn you really are so far lol
All I want to do is sh*t on you, but you're not into that. 😂🤮"
You know why |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I can't wait a month |
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You know why "
Still appreciate you. X |
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They're waiting to nail down my box. |
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By *fffunCouple 4 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Your not a female |
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"Your not a female"
I don't have a spare banana |
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By *tr8MrE OP Man 4 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
But I'm somewhere inside london |
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"But I'm somewhere inside london"
Not interested in going to london |
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