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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow"

Youve moved on to connect 4 it seems

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By *hesoftboyMan 8 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I've got my bike outside

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By *obboMan 8 weeks ago

Lincoln

I have to return some video tapes

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm booking concert tickets in Bromley area

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm booking concert tickets in Bromley area"

I have to feed my fish

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By *ustus5555Woman 8 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow"

I haven't got a birch 🤷

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By *emma200Woman 8 weeks ago

Warwickshire


"Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow

I haven't got a birch 🤷"

Your too far away

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My pussy is well fed already

(Ok, it worked in my head) 🤣🤣

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 8 weeks ago

york

But I've never won a game of twister in my life

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I've never won a game of twister in my life"

Hes never won a game of twister in his life 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 8 weeks ago

Up North

2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties "

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 8 weeks ago

Hatfield


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties "

No if no buts is simply love to fuck you if you’d have me ..

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I caught foot and mouth last time I was in Bristol

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 8 weeks ago

from mars

But your names Darren

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both "

Your too greedy

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By *orphia2003Woman 8 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'd get boob envy and cry.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy"

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣"

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣"

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 8 weeks ago

Up North


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️"

The trains are unreliable

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️

The trains are unreliable "

I hate British rail

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️

The trains are unreliable "

Shes lush and deserves all the attention on her

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️"

I was dreaming of _hickthighs25 and when I woke up and my pillows was all sticky 🤣🤣

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By *ustus5555Woman 8 weeks ago

Mansfield

Your obsessed

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your obsessed "

Got priest here performing exorcism for obsession....The devil made me type that

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By *infullyObedientWoman 8 weeks ago

Woodley

Im ironing my receipts

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently searching car boot for red and yellow disks...connect 4 lid came off

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 8 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I’m on a curfew until 7am

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By *ustus5555Woman 8 weeks ago

Mansfield

But your straight 😪😪

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By *ldbutrandyMan 8 weeks ago

West Midlands

Has anyone got the rules for connect four ? I have the game, but lost the instructions.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 8 weeks ago

Woodley

Your too far away

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By *armite 500Man 8 weeks ago

Darlington


"Your too far away "

I might not stop

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 8 weeks ago

South Wales

I am the wrong sex xx 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I am the wrong sex xx 😘"

I wouldn’t want to disappoint her in less than 20 seconds

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By *rikki1967ukMan 8 weeks ago

peterborough

Your out of my league

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I am the wrong sex xx 😘"

You might want to both marry me ..and then all 3 of us would technically be bigamists..

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By *r Black 85Man 8 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm washing my hair😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 8 weeks ago

Up North

The dogs are watching

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 8 weeks ago

La La Land

You didn't bend over when I dropped the soap

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol

I’m more tempted by the dogs 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently ghostbusting....and got stuck to answer if I'm a sex god

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Bumpity bump

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By *NormalMan01Man 8 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends

I literally just finished wanking over your Nan

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By *ardyLad52Man 8 weeks ago

Bag End..

You'd fall in love and I'd fall asleep and I snore...

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on… "

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub."

The dress is at the cleaners

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By *emma200Woman 8 weeks ago

Warwickshire


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub.

The dress is at the cleaners "

It’s time of the month 🫣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub.

The dress is at the cleaners

It’s time of the month 🫣"

I don’t like the taste of beans 🤣🤣🤣

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By *fffunCouple 8 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm too busy pleasuring myself

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 8 weeks ago

Northampton


"I'm too busy pleasuring myself "

Watching and getting very jealous so started to sulk

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

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By *aveed74Man 8 weeks ago

a round and a bout Midlands

Because of too much cheese

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By *r Black 85Man 8 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎"

Ive got to take the fish for a walk

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎

Ive got to take the fish for a walk "

Hi, I'm "fish" 😜😜

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜"

I wondered where that sock came from!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from! "

Don't pick it up, it's full of ...... Oops, too late 🤣🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from! "

I’m out of your league 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from!

I’m out of your league 🤣"

Im out of yours 👅

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from!

I’m out of your league 🤣

Im out of yours 👅"

I’m stuck at work too far away 😢

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

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By *armite 500Man 8 weeks ago

Darlington


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 "

Offft I ll move on then ha

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha "

Twister 🤣👌

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha

Twister 🤣👌"

You’re not interested 😔🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha

Twister 🤣👌

You’re not interested 😔🤣"

You wind me up 👊

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha

Twister 🤣👌

You’re not interested 😔🤣

You wind me up 👊"

You frustrate me

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends

There’s blood in my cum.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"There’s blood in my cum. "

You need a Dr

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 8 weeks ago

Up North

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By *armite 500Man 8 weeks ago

Darlington

Twister with a difference

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference "

You’d beat me up

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up "

Id be watching 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣"

Asking if any bets are going

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 8 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣"

You’re too far away xx

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx"

I’m a single man

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 8 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man "

You could bring a friend haha

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha "

I’ll wait for the invite

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite "

Im coming 👋🤣

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 8 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣"

Well that’s perfect then haha xx

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣"

Deal

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣

Well that’s perfect then haha xx"

Again, deal x

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends


"There’s blood in my cum.

You need a Dr"

I know that’s why I can’t fuck you

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 8 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣

Well that’s perfect then haha xx

Again, deal x "

We should make it happen

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"There’s blood in my cum.

You need a Dr

I know that’s why I can’t fuck you "

Because im just a lowly nurse 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"There’s blood in my cum.

You need a Dr

I know that’s why I can’t fuck you

Because im just a lowly nurse 🤣"

I’m busy picking you up for the 4some

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By *pecial OPSMan 8 weeks ago

Newport

Im too fluffy and bleeding

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By *cotlickMan 8 weeks ago

Falkirk

Creamy fannies put me off

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

This fog won't plait itself

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By *Silver-Man 8 weeks ago

North Wales

Hollyoaks is on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on"

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

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By *quirrel!Man 8 weeks ago

L


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others "

I’m too dominant!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others "

She has too many fan boys already

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By *untimesformeMan 8 weeks ago

inverclyde

Your huge cock would just get in the way.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already "

Your cock is too big

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big "

Your lips are too tight

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big "

New series of clarksons farm is on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on "

Im a chicken 🐔

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔"

You’re not finger licking good

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good "

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good "

😂😂 class 👏

Hats off 🎩

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅"

She tastes like cheese

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

😂😂 class 👏

Hats off 🎩"

I couldn’t resist, it was on a plate

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese "

Thats what your friend said 👅

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese

Thats what your friend said 👅"

More fool him for licking what I left behind

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese

Thats what your friend said 👅

More fool him for licking what I left behind "

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣 too far

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese

Thats what your friend said 👅

More fool him for licking what I left behind

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣 too far"

Apologies

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By *eed.a.signalMan 8 weeks ago

Local

Have an important meeting at the library I need to attend

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently watching skirting board paint dry

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 8 weeks ago

Up North

I’m propagating my monstera

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 8 weeks ago

North West


"I’m propagating my monstera "

But … sorry no I don’t have any reason not to

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple 8 weeks ago

Gillingham

I'm busy fucking your partner!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Can't answer, wife is sat on my face

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By *infullyObedientWoman 8 weeks ago

Woodley

I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife "

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ay5043Man 8 weeks ago

London


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣"

Your not my husband

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By *oveToPlay.Couple 8 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband "

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx"

You would show me up with that body 🥵

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx

You would show me up with that body 🥵"

I have yet to make a decent strawberry dacquiri for you.

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By *lim_bbcMan 8 weeks ago

barking

Don't think you'd enjoy it

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

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By *j1981Man 8 weeks ago

cork


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈"

A recipe for a bit of pre ejac with those 2 involved ...

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By *oveToPlay.Couple 8 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx

You would show me up with that body 🥵"

Never in a million years - you're stunning 😍

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By *oveToPlay.Couple 8 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈"

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By *j1981Man 8 weeks ago

cork

Stunners

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By *quirrel!Man 8 weeks ago

L

I finished myself off to Thickthighs!

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By *eriScotMan 8 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

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By *eriScotMan 8 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

"

Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I finished myself off to Thickthighs! "

Hes already finished 😘

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈"

Im too busy with mrs love to play 👅

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By *j1981Man 8 weeks ago

cork

I'd pull out to finish over thick thighs

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I finished myself off to Thickthighs!

Hes already finished 😘"

In warm up exercises 😈😈

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By *ustus5555Woman 8 weeks ago

Mansfield

I'm sure she wouldn't do a granny.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈"

Your welcome 👍👍

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By *quirrel!Man 8 weeks ago

L


"I finished myself off to Thickthighs!

Hes already finished 😘"

Ready for round two? 😁

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By *hesoftboyMan 8 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I'd fuck you but:-

I'm dead on the inside.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd fuck you but:-

I'm dead on the inside. "

But your dead 🤷‍♀️

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By *enryKellyMan 8 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"

But your dead 🤷‍♀️"

But I'm about 250 miles away and sat in the office!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉

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By *hesoftboyMan 8 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I'd fuck you but:-

...what does it all mean?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉"

I dont fancy singing whilst im sucking 🤷‍♀️

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉

I dont fancy singing whilst im sucking 🤷‍♀️"

If your sucking, I ain't singing...focus would be elsewhere 😜😜

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By *ylonlickMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I would come to cum quick

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I would come to cum quick "

You'd lick my nylons

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons"

Youd put me to shame with that body

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons"

I'm busy hiding sharp objects

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons

Youd put me to shame with that body "

Putting a sexercise program together for me and _hickthighs25

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons

Youd put me to shame with that body "

You're joking ain't ya?! Have you seen your body 🔥🔥🔥

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By *ereforfun321123Couple 8 weeks ago

Cotswolds

You are both beautiful 😍

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

All three of the above are tbh

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons

Youd put me to shame with that body

You're joking ain't ya?! Have you seen your body 🔥🔥🔥"

But I think we end up turning into the thing. 🥸

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By *infullyObedientWoman 8 weeks ago

Woodley

But I need refreshments first

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

You don't want me ...🤣🤣🤣

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman 8 weeks ago

London


"You don't want me ...🤣🤣🤣"

You want me.too.much 😂

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Can't choose what sock to wear

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By *j1981Man 8 weeks ago

cork

We'd wake the neighbours

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can't choose what sock to wear"

Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣

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By *hesoftboyMan 8 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

But is it art?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can't choose what sock to wear

Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣 "

I hog the twister board 🤣

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By *ldclitlickerMan 8 weeks ago

portsmouth

I would cum to quick

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By *infullyObedientWoman 8 weeks ago

Woodley

I prefer stamina

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By *andalustCouple 8 weeks ago

Guildford

I only know one type of knot

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I only know one type of knot "

I know too many

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Can't choose what sock to wear

Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣

I hog the twister board 🤣"

We, my dear, we! 🤣🤣

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By *rymedownunderMan 8 weeks ago

London/Australia

I just cant be arsed...

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By *layfullsamMan 8 weeks ago

Solihull

The football is on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 8 weeks ago

Stockton


"The football is on"

I dont like football

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"The football is on

I dont like football"

But I need to shower first.

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first. "

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet."

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣

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By *avexxMan 8 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣"

Nope, I like the Chewbacca look!

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣

Nope, I like the Chewbacca look!"

don't you dare 🤣

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By *uckurcumMan 8 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

But by the way you walk you'll not be tight !

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣

Nope, I like the Chewbacca look!"

don't you dare 🤣

Bring that thread up.

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