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"Version 3.779B Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching Let's see the inventive juices flow" Youve moved on to connect 4 it seems | |||
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"I'm booking concert tickets in Bromley area" I have to feed my fish | |||
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"Version 3.779B Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching Let's see the inventive juices flow" I haven't got a birch 🤷 | |||
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"Version 3.779B Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching Let's see the inventive juices flow I haven't got a birch 🤷" Your too far away | |||
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"But I've never won a game of twister in my life" Hes never won a game of twister in his life 🤣 | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties " I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties " No if no buts is simply love to fuck you if you’d have me .. | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both " Your too greedy | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy" I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣 | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣" Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣 | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣 Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣" Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦♂️ | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣 Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣 Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦♂️" The trains are unreliable | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣 Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣 Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦♂️ The trains are unreliable " I hate British rail | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣 Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣 Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦♂️ The trains are unreliable " Shes lush and deserves all the attention on her | |||
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"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both Your too greedy I’ve already fucked you 🤷♂️🤣 Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣 Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦♂️" I was dreaming of _hickthighs25 and when I woke up and my pillows was all sticky 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Your obsessed " Got priest here performing exorcism for obsession....The devil made me type that | |||
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"Your too far away " I might not stop | |||
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"I am the wrong sex xx 😘" I wouldn’t want to disappoint her in less than 20 seconds | |||
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"I am the wrong sex xx 😘" You might want to both marry me ..and then all 3 of us would technically be bigamists.. ![]() | |||
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"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on… " I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub. | |||
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"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on… I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub." The dress is at the cleaners | |||
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"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on… I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub. The dress is at the cleaners " It’s time of the month 🫣 | |||
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"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on… I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub. The dress is at the cleaners It’s time of the month 🫣" I don’t like the taste of beans 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm too busy pleasuring myself " Watching and getting very jealous so started to sulk | |||
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"I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎" Ive got to take the fish for a walk | |||
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"I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎 Ive got to take the fish for a walk " Hi, I'm "fish" 😜😜 | |||
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"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜" I wondered where that sock came from! | |||
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"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜 I wondered where that sock came from! " Don't pick it up, it's full of ...... Oops, too late 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜 I wondered where that sock came from! " I’m out of your league 🤣 | |||
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"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜 I wondered where that sock came from! I’m out of your league 🤣" Im out of yours 👅 | |||
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"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜 I wondered where that sock came from! I’m out of your league 🤣 Im out of yours 👅" I’m stuck at work too far away 😢 | |||
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"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 " Offft I ll move on then ha | |||
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"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 Offft I ll move on then ha " Twister 🤣👌 | |||
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"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 Offft I ll move on then ha Twister 🤣👌" You’re not interested 😔🤣 | |||
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"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 Offft I ll move on then ha Twister 🤣👌 You’re not interested 😔🤣" You wind me up 👊 | |||
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"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 Offft I ll move on then ha Twister 🤣👌 You’re not interested 😔🤣 You wind me up 👊" You frustrate me | |||
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"There’s blood in my cum. " You need a Dr | |||
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"Twister with a difference " You’d beat me up | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up " Id be watching 🤣 | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣" Asking if any bets are going | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣" You’re too far away ![]() | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() I’m a single man | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() You could bring a friend haha | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() I’ll wait for the invite | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() Im coming 👋🤣 | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() Well that’s perfect then haha xx | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() Deal | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() Again, deal x | |||
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"There’s blood in my cum. You need a Dr" I know that’s why I can’t fuck you ![]() | |||
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"Twister with a difference You’d beat me up Id be watching 🤣 You’re too far away ![]() We should make it happen | |||
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"There’s blood in my cum. You need a Dr I know that’s why I can’t fuck you ![]() Because im just a lowly nurse 🤣 | |||
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"There’s blood in my cum. You need a Dr I know that’s why I can’t fuck you ![]() I’m busy picking you up for the 4some | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on" I wouldnt want to ruin him for others | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others " I’m too dominant! ![]() | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others " She has too many fan boys already | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already " Your cock is too big | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big " Your lips are too tight | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big " New series of clarksons farm is on | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on " Im a chicken 🐔 | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔" You’re not finger licking good | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good " He tells lies 👅👅👅👅 | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good " 😂😂 class 👏 Hats off 🎩 | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good He tells lies 👅👅👅👅" She tastes like cheese | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good 😂😂 class 👏 Hats off 🎩" I couldn’t resist, it was on a plate | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good He tells lies 👅👅👅👅 She tastes like cheese " Thats what your friend said 👅 | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good He tells lies 👅👅👅👅 She tastes like cheese Thats what your friend said 👅" More fool him for licking what I left behind | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good He tells lies 👅👅👅👅 She tastes like cheese Thats what your friend said 👅 More fool him for licking what I left behind " 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣 too far | |||
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"Hollyoaks is on I wouldnt want to ruin him for others She has too many fan boys already Your cock is too big New series of clarksons farm is on Im a chicken 🐔 You’re not finger licking good He tells lies 👅👅👅👅 She tastes like cheese Thats what your friend said 👅 More fool him for licking what I left behind 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣 too far" Apologies | |||
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"I’m propagating my monstera " But … sorry no I don’t have any reason not to | |||
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"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife " Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣" Your not my husband | |||
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"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Your not my husband " We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did ![]() | |||
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"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Your not my husband We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did ![]() You would show me up with that body 🥵 | |||
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"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Your not my husband We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did ![]() I have yet to make a decent strawberry dacquiri for you. | |||
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"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈" A recipe for a bit of pre ejac with those 2 involved ... ![]() | |||
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"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Your not my husband We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did ![]() Never in a million years - you're stunning 😍 | |||
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"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈 ![]() ![]() ![]() Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈 | |||
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"I finished myself off to Thickthighs! ![]() Hes already finished 😘 | |||
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"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈 ![]() ![]() ![]() Im too busy with mrs love to play 👅 | |||
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"I finished myself off to Thickthighs! ![]() In warm up exercises 😈😈 | |||
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"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈 ![]() ![]() ![]() Your welcome 👍👍 | |||
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"I finished myself off to Thickthighs! ![]() Ready for round two? 😁 | |||
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"I'd fuck you but:- I'm dead on the inside. ![]() But your dead 🤷♀️ | |||
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" But your dead 🤷♀️" But I'm about 250 miles away and sat in the office! ![]() | |||
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"Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉" I dont fancy singing whilst im sucking 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉 I dont fancy singing whilst im sucking 🤷♀️" If your sucking, I ain't singing...focus would be elsewhere 😜😜 | |||
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"I would come to cum quick " You'd lick my nylons | |||
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"I would come to cum quick You'd lick my nylons" Youd put me to shame with that body ![]() | |||
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"I would come to cum quick You'd lick my nylons" I'm busy hiding sharp objects | |||
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"I would come to cum quick You'd lick my nylons Youd put me to shame with that body ![]() Putting a sexercise program together for me and _hickthighs25 | |||
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"I would come to cum quick You'd lick my nylons Youd put me to shame with that body ![]() You're joking ain't ya?! Have you seen your body 🔥🔥🔥 | |||
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"I would come to cum quick You'd lick my nylons Youd put me to shame with that body ![]() But I think we end up turning into the thing. 🥸 | |||
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"You don't want me ...🤣🤣🤣" You want me.too.much 😂 | |||
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"Can't choose what sock to wear" Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣 | |||
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"Can't choose what sock to wear Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣 " I hog the twister board 🤣 | |||
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"I only know one type of knot " I know too many | |||
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"Can't choose what sock to wear Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣 I hog the twister board 🤣" We, my dear, we! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"The football is on" I dont like football | |||
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"The football is on I dont like football" But I need to shower first. ![]() | |||
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"The football is on I dont like football But I need to shower first. ![]() He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet. | |||
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"The football is on I dont like football But I need to shower first. ![]() I thought you waxed 🤣🤣 | |||
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"The football is on I dont like football But I need to shower first. ![]() Nope, I like the Chewbacca look! | |||
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"The football is on I dont like football But I need to shower first. ![]() don't you dare 🤣 | |||
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"The football is on I dont like football But I need to shower first. ![]() don't you dare 🤣 Bring that thread up. ![]() | |||
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