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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 days ago

Stockton


"Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow"

Youve moved on to connect 4 it seems

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By *hesoftboyMan 2 days ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I've got my bike outside

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By *obboMan 2 days ago

Lincoln

I have to return some video tapes

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm booking concert tickets in Bromley area

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 days ago

Stockton


"I'm booking concert tickets in Bromley area"

I have to feed my fish

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 days ago

Mansfield


"Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow"

I haven't got a birch 🤷

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By *emma200Woman 2 days ago

Warwickshire


"Version 3.779B

Normal naughty responses will be punished by birching

Let's see the inventive juices flow

I haven't got a birch 🤷"

Your too far away

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My pussy is well fed already

(Ok, it worked in my head) 🤣🤣

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 2 days ago

york

But I've never won a game of twister in my life

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 days ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 22/05/25 18:33:50]

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 days ago

Stockton


"But I've never won a game of twister in my life"

Hes never won a game of twister in his life 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 2 days ago

Up North

2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties "

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 days ago

Hatfield


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties "

No if no buts is simply love to fuck you if you’d have me ..

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I caught foot and mouth last time I was in Bristol

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 2 days ago

the moon

But your names Darren

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 days ago

Stockton


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both "

Your too greedy

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By *orphia2003Woman 2 days ago

Tonypandy.

I'd get boob envy and cry.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy"

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣"

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣"

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 2 days ago

Up North


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️"

The trains are unreliable

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️

The trains are unreliable "

I hate British rail

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 days ago

Stockton


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️

The trains are unreliable "

Shes lush and deserves all the attention on her

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"2 pairs of thick thighs might cause us difficulties

I couldn’t choose between you both, so I’ll take both

Your too greedy

I’ve already fucked you 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well that's not the dream I had...🤣🤣

Sadly it was only in my dream 🤦‍♂️"

I was dreaming of _hickthighs25 and when I woke up and my pillows was all sticky 🤣🤣

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 days ago

Mansfield

Your obsessed

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your obsessed "

Got priest here performing exorcism for obsession....The devil made me type that

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By *infullyObedientWoman 2 days ago

Woodley

Im ironing my receipts

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently searching car boot for red and yellow disks...connect 4 lid came off

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 2 days ago

.

I’m on a curfew until 7am

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 days ago

Mansfield

But your straight 😪😪

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By *ldbutrandyMan 2 days ago

West Midlands

Has anyone got the rules for connect four ? I have the game, but lost the instructions.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 2 days ago

Woodley

Your too far away

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By *armite 500Man 2 days ago

Darlington


"Your too far away "

I might not stop

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 2 days ago

South Wales

I am the wrong sex xx 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol


"I am the wrong sex xx 😘"

I wouldn’t want to disappoint her in less than 20 seconds

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By *rikki1967ukMan 2 days ago

peterborough

Your out of my league

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By *alcon2Man 2 days ago

North


"I am the wrong sex xx 😘"

You might want to both marry me ..and then all 3 of us would technically be bigamists..

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By *r Black 85Man 2 days ago

nottingham

I'm washing my hair😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 2 days ago

Up North

The dogs are watching

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 2 days ago

La La Land

You didn't bend over when I dropped the soap

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol

I’m more tempted by the dogs 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently ghostbusting....and got stuck to answer if I'm a sex god

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 day ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Bumpity bump

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By *NormalMan01Man 1 day ago

Harrogate

I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

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By *sStephenPickleMan 1 day ago

Ends

I literally just finished wanking over your Nan

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By *orthernRockerMan 1 day ago

Bag End..

You'd fall in love and I'd fall asleep and I snore...

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By *aizyWoman 1 day ago

west midlands


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on… "

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 1 day ago

Bristol


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub."

The dress is at the cleaners

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By *emma200Woman 1 day ago

Warwickshire


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub.

The dress is at the cleaners "

It’s time of the month 🫣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 1 day ago

Bristol


"I’d fuck you, but I lost a tenner around here earlier on…

I would but I found a tenner earlier so I'm in the pub.

The dress is at the cleaners

It’s time of the month 🫣"

I don’t like the taste of beans 🤣🤣🤣

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By *fffunCouple 1 day ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm too busy pleasuring myself

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 1 day ago

Northampton


"I'm too busy pleasuring myself "

Watching and getting very jealous so started to sulk

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 day ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

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By *aveed74Man 1 day ago

a round and a bout Midlands

Because of too much cheese

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By *r Black 85Man 1 day ago

nottingham

I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 day ago

Stockton


"I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎"

Ive got to take the fish for a walk

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 day ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm taking part in Big Back Behaviour 😎😎😎😎😎

Ive got to take the fish for a walk "

Hi, I'm "fish" 😜😜

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By *aizyWoman 1 day ago

west midlands


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜"

I wondered where that sock came from!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 day ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from! "

Don't pick it up, it's full of ...... Oops, too late 🤣🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 1 day ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from! "

I’m out of your league 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 day ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from!

I’m out of your league 🤣"

Im out of yours 👅

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By *ire-runner-82Man 1 day ago

Rg27


"I'm too busy knocking one out over Daizy😜😜

I wondered where that sock came from!

I’m out of your league 🤣

Im out of yours 👅"

I’m stuck at work too far away 😢

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 day ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

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By *armite 500Man 22 hours ago

Darlington


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25 "

Offft I ll move on then ha

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By *hickthighs25Woman 22 hours ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha "

Twister 🤣👌

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha

Twister 🤣👌"

You’re not interested 😔🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 22 hours ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha

Twister 🤣👌

You’re not interested 😔🤣"

You wind me up 👊

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy with _hickthighs25

Offft I ll move on then ha

Twister 🤣👌

You’re not interested 😔🤣

You wind me up 👊"

You frustrate me

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By *sStephenPickleMan 22 hours ago

Ends

There’s blood in my cum.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 22 hours ago

Stockton


"There’s blood in my cum. "

You need a Dr

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 22 hours ago

Up North

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By *armite 500Man 22 hours ago

Darlington

Twister with a difference

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference "

You’d beat me up

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By *hickthighs25Woman 22 hours ago

Stockton


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up "

Id be watching 🤣

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By *airybeardedchubMan 22 hours ago

Birmingham


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣"

Asking if any bets are going

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 22 hours ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣"

You’re too far away xx

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx"

I’m a single man

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 22 hours ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man "

You could bring a friend haha

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha "

I’ll wait for the invite

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By *hickthighs25Woman 22 hours ago

Stockton


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite "

Im coming 👋🤣

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 22 hours ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣"

Well that’s perfect then haha xx

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣"

Deal

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣

Well that’s perfect then haha xx"

Again, deal x

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By *sStephenPickleMan 22 hours ago

Ends


"There’s blood in my cum.

You need a Dr"

I know that’s why I can’t fuck you

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 22 hours ago

Hoddesdon


"Twister with a difference

You’d beat me up

Id be watching 🤣

You’re too far away xx

I’m a single man

You could bring a friend haha

I’ll wait for the invite

Im coming 👋🤣

Well that’s perfect then haha xx

Again, deal x "

We should make it happen

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By *hickthighs25Woman 22 hours ago

Stockton


"There’s blood in my cum.

You need a Dr

I know that’s why I can’t fuck you "

Because im just a lowly nurse 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 22 hours ago

Bristol


"There’s blood in my cum.

You need a Dr

I know that’s why I can’t fuck you

Because im just a lowly nurse 🤣"

I’m busy picking you up for the 4some

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By *pecial OPSMan 22 hours ago

Newport

Im too fluffy and bleeding

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By *cotlickMan 22 hours ago

Falkirk

Creamy fannies put me off

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 21 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

This fog won't plait itself

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By *Silver-Man 21 hours ago

North Wales

Hollyoaks is on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 21 hours ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on"

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

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By *quirrel!Man 21 hours ago

L


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others "

I’m too dominant!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others "

She has too many fan boys already

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By *untimesformeMan 21 hours ago

inverclyde

Your huge cock would just get in the way.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 21 hours ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already "

Your cock is too big

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big "

Your lips are too tight

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By *airybeardedchubMan 21 hours ago

Birmingham


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big "

New series of clarksons farm is on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 21 hours ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on "

Im a chicken 🐔

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔"

You’re not finger licking good

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By *hickthighs25Woman 21 hours ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good "

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

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By *airybeardedchubMan 21 hours ago

Birmingham


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good "

😂😂 class 👏

Hats off 🎩

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅"

She tastes like cheese

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

😂😂 class 👏

Hats off 🎩"

I couldn’t resist, it was on a plate

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By *hickthighs25Woman 21 hours ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese "

Thats what your friend said 👅

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese

Thats what your friend said 👅"

More fool him for licking what I left behind

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By *hickthighs25Woman 21 hours ago

Stockton


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese

Thats what your friend said 👅

More fool him for licking what I left behind "

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣 too far

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 21 hours ago

Bristol


"Hollyoaks is on

I wouldnt want to ruin him for others

She has too many fan boys already

Your cock is too big

New series of clarksons farm is on

Im a chicken 🐔

You’re not finger licking good

He tells lies 👅👅👅👅

She tastes like cheese

Thats what your friend said 👅

More fool him for licking what I left behind

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣 too far"

Apologies

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By *eed.a.signalMan 21 hours ago

Local

Have an important meeting at the library I need to attend

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 11 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently watching skirting board paint dry

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 11 hours ago

Up North

I’m propagating my monstera

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 11 hours ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest


"I’m propagating my monstera "

But … sorry no I don’t have any reason not to

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple 11 hours ago

Gillingham

I'm busy fucking your partner!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Can't answer, wife is sat on my face

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By *infullyObedientWoman 8 hours ago

Woodley

I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 8 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife "

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ay5043Man 8 hours ago

London


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣"

Your not my husband

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By *oveToPlay.Couple 8 hours ago

Yorkshire


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband "

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx"

You would show me up with that body 🥵

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By *ir tootMan 7 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx

You would show me up with that body 🥵"

I have yet to make a decent strawberry dacquiri for you.

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By *lim_bbcMan 7 hours ago

barking

Don't think you'd enjoy it

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

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By *j1981Man 7 hours ago

cork


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈"

A recipe for a bit of pre ejac with those 2 involved ...

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By *oveToPlay.Couple 7 hours ago

Yorkshire


"I would but you're busy being sat on by your wife

Not my wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Your not my husband

We don't meet single guys- buy my oh my I'd we did

S xxx

You would show me up with that body 🥵"

Never in a million years - you're stunning 😍

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By *oveToPlay.Couple 7 hours ago

Yorkshire


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈"

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By *j1981Man 7 hours ago

cork

Stunners

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By *quirrel!Man 7 hours ago

L

I finished myself off to Thickthighs!

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By *eriScotMan 7 hours ago

Scottish Borders

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By *eriScotMan 7 hours ago

Scottish Borders


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

"

Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"I finished myself off to Thickthighs! "

Hes already finished 😘

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈"

Im too busy with mrs love to play 👅

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By *j1981Man 7 hours ago

cork

I'd pull out to finish over thick thighs

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I finished myself off to Thickthighs!

Hes already finished 😘"

In warm up exercises 😈😈

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By *ustus5555Woman 7 hours ago

Mansfield

I'm sure she wouldn't do a granny.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm seriously distracted by the thought of Mrs Lovetoplay and _hickthighs25 together 😈😈

Best idea ive seen in a forum chat yet 😈😍😈😍😈"

Your welcome 👍👍

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By *quirrel!Man 7 hours ago

L


"I finished myself off to Thickthighs!

Hes already finished 😘"

Ready for round two? 😁

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By *hesoftboyMan 7 hours ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I'd fuck you but:-

I'm dead on the inside.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"I'd fuck you but:-

I'm dead on the inside. "

But your dead 🤷‍♀️

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By *ort_MetzgerMan 7 hours ago

Cheltenham


"

But your dead 🤷‍♀️"

But I'm about 250 miles away and sat in the office!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉

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By *hesoftboyMan 7 hours ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I'd fuck you but:-

...what does it all mean?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉"

I dont fancy singing whilst im sucking 🤷‍♀️

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Currently sing evanescence "Bring me to life" 😉😉

I dont fancy singing whilst im sucking 🤷‍♀️"

If your sucking, I ain't singing...focus would be elsewhere 😜😜

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By *ylonlickMan 7 hours ago

Liverpool

I would come to cum quick

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By *aizyWoman 7 hours ago

west midlands


"I would come to cum quick "

You'd lick my nylons

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons"

Youd put me to shame with that body

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons"

I'm busy hiding sharp objects

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons

Youd put me to shame with that body "

Putting a sexercise program together for me and _hickthighs25

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By *aizyWoman 7 hours ago

west midlands


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons

Youd put me to shame with that body "

You're joking ain't ya?! Have you seen your body 🔥🔥🔥

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By *ereforfun321123Couple 7 hours ago

Cotswolds

You are both beautiful 😍

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

All three of the above are tbh

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By *ir tootMan 7 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I would come to cum quick

You'd lick my nylons

Youd put me to shame with that body

You're joking ain't ya?! Have you seen your body 🔥🔥🔥"

But I think we end up turning into the thing. 🥸

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By *infullyObedientWoman 7 hours ago

Woodley

But I need refreshments first

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 7 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

You don't want me ...🤣🤣🤣

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman 7 hours ago

London


"You don't want me ...🤣🤣🤣"

You want me.too.much 😂

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Can't choose what sock to wear

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By *j1981Man 7 hours ago

cork

We'd wake the neighbours

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By *ir tootMan 7 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can't choose what sock to wear"

Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣

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By *hesoftboyMan 7 hours ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

But is it art?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"Can't choose what sock to wear

Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣 "

I hog the twister board 🤣

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By *ldclitlickerMan 7 hours ago

portsmouth

I would cum to quick

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By *infullyObedientWoman 7 hours ago

Woodley

I prefer stamina

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By *andalustCouple 7 hours ago

Guildford

I only know one type of knot

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I only know one type of knot "

I know too many

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Can't choose what sock to wear

Aslong as he doesn't hog the twister board 🤣

I hog the twister board 🤣"

We, my dear, we! 🤣🤣

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By *rymedownunderMan 7 hours ago

London/Australia

I just cant be arsed...

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By *layfullsamMan 7 hours ago

Solihull

The football is on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 hours ago

Stockton


"The football is on"

I dont like football

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By *ir tootMan 7 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The football is on

I dont like football"

But I need to shower first.

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By *aizyWoman 7 hours ago

west midlands


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first. "

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 hours ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet."

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣

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By *avexxMan 7 hours ago

cheshire

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By *aizyWoman 7 hours ago

west midlands


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣"

Nope, I like the Chewbacca look!

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By *ir tootMan 7 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣

Nope, I like the Chewbacca look!"

don't you dare 🤣

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By *uckurcumMan 7 hours ago

Bishop Auckland

But by the way you walk you'll not be tight !

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By *ir tootMan 7 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The football is on

I dont like football

But I need to shower first.

He's in the shower don't want to get my hair wet.

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣

Nope, I like the Chewbacca look!"

don't you dare 🤣

Bring that thread up.

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