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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny" Im giving you tough love | |||
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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny Im giving you tough love " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you " Im the otherside of the sea 😉 | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉" I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() I'm currently using my scuba equipment in said sea | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() I am playing tiddlywinks | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() I don't like tiddly winkies | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() Im playing with my marbles | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() Thought they'd gone a while ago | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() He cant read a thread properly 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Her thighs would crush me 😳" I wouldnt want to hurt him ☺️ | |||
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"Too far away" It might not fit | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit " I’m descaling my kettle | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle " Were both too busy perving 👅 | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle " She is descaling her kettle | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅" I'm waiting for my cupmof tea. | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅 I'm waiting for my cupmof tea." No excuse - I would.. | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅 I'm waiting for my cupmof tea. No excuse - I would.." Hes busy | |||
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"Too far away It might not fit I’m descaling my kettle Were both too busy perving 👅 I'm waiting for my cupmof tea. No excuse - I would.. Hes busy " So busy admiring her beauty | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() All I'm reading is you like tiddlying winkles.... | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() That wasnt me 🤣🤣 i prefer supersize dominoes | |||
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"I fell in the sea behind you Im the otherside of the sea 😉 I'm the best swimmer lol ![]() Only so you can play with the old boys down the working mens club or do you mean the pizzas? 🤣😜 | |||
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"I am reading the paper" Only joined 5 months ago, preference is longer and verifications | |||
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"Only joined 6 weeks ago ![]() Lol the ironey is real 🤣 😂 | |||
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"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy" We don't like the colour you chose for your nails | |||
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"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails" I prefer you not wearing the shirt | |||
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"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails I prefer you not wearing the shirt " Id prefer you in white not grey | |||
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"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails I prefer you not wearing the shirt Id prefer you in white not grey " I feel your heart isn't in it 🤣 | |||
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"I'm having my nails painted by a d*unk homeless guy We don't like the colour you chose for your nails I prefer you not wearing the shirt Id prefer you in white not grey I feel your heart isn't in it 🤣" You’ve got a hairy arse | |||
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"I'm washing my beard that night." Hes washing his beard | |||
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"I'm washing my beard that night. Hes washing his beard " Don't know my way to Stockton | |||
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"I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse" Hes completing some weird ritual | |||
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"I'm.teabaggimg my testicles in blue rinse Hes completing some weird ritual" It's so when I do a handstand I can look like Roland Rat 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I prefer Gordon the Gopher" So did Phillip Schofield 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ... ![]() Deletes account!! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ... ![]() Hes deleted his account | |||
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"I'm only here doing research for Sydney University ... ![]() I got tired waiting all night for your phone call so zzzzzzzzz | |||
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"I’m fucking your sister right now" I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering | |||
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"I’m fucking your sister right now I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering " Those penis eyes are scaring me | |||
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"I’m fucking your sister right now I've caught my penis in my flies and my eyes are watering Those penis eyes are scaring me " Hes looking at the penis eyes | |||
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"It's too windy outside 😎😎😎😎😎" His profile gives too much away | |||
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"I prefer the blonde in your pics" Your busy with your hand | |||
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"It would be so good you would never let me stop 😂" I wouldnt want to drain him 👅 | |||
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"Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me " He's catching his moving turtle 🐢 | |||
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"Your ass looks strong enough to crack a coconut and I worry what would happen to me He's catching his moving turtle 🐢 " I fear you’d injure me with your stilettos | |||
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"Busy looking for a mojo " Bit far away… | |||
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"Busy looking for a mojo Bit far away…" I need untying 1st | |||
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"Busy looking for a mojo Bit far away… I need untying 1st" I’m too busy looking for your mojo | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊" Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️" I'm afraid I won't live up to your expectations | |||
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"My goldfish has a dentist appointment ![]() I wouldn’t get my pants off in time ![]() | |||
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"My goldfish has a dentist appointment ![]() ![]() I’m washing my hair | |||
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"My goldfish has a dentist appointment ![]() ![]() I’m going to the pub | |||
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"I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies" I've always preferred Rachel (so not true!!) | |||
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"I've just run a bath, and there's only room for me and my duckies I've always preferred Rachel (so not true!!)" A braless Rachel in a chilly room would take some beating! ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️" Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣" Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️" Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️ Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 " Not the right sex | |||
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"You won't travel down here 😝" I’m out of excuses | |||
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"I'm currently fucking your sister 🙊 Hes fucking her sister 🤷♀️ Haha sorry, what you got?? Busy at the bingo?? 🤣 Cause baby is in the corner 🤷♀️ Wait... is this a dirty dancing reference or is therr actually a baby on the corner!? 🤣 Not the right sex " Men are like marmite you either want them or you don't | |||
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"You're far too young! " You’d turn me down 🤣 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣" Your too busy | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " You’d be surprised | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " We both like dick too much 😂 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " I wouldn’t be good enough for you ![]() | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy " You’d refuse | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂" You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy You’d refuse " Your not my friend 🤣🙊 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣" I flirt with you too much 😂 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂" You’re flirting should share the attention | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention " Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣" You two are out of my league | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league " I'm washing my hair | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair" There to busy washing there hair | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair " Urgh marmite | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite " You’re one of those that hate it | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it " Your one of those that likes it | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it " Too busy drying my hair 😅 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it Too busy drying my hair 😅" I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it Too busy drying my hair 😅 I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣" He cant spell smell 🤣 | |||
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"You're far too young! You’d turn me down 🤣 Your too busy We both like dick too much 😂 You’re flirting with her not me 🤣 I flirt with you too much 😂 You’re flirting should share the attention Im too busy flirting with lancashire 🤣 You two are out of my league I'm washing my hair There to busy washing there hair Urgh marmite You’re one of those that hate it Too busy drying my hair 😅 I can’t stand the small of head & shoulders 🤣 He cant spell smell 🤣" She outsmarted me | |||
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"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷" I agree | |||
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"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷 I agree" I’m about to get into the hot tub | |||
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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny" Because my code has been causing trouble for hours but finally worked. 5 minutes later has failed to debug yet again and I've not changed a single thing and it's driving me nuts!! | |||
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"I can't be arsed to read the above 🤷 I agree I’m about to get into the hot tub " I wasn’t invited | |||
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"Neither was i " I’m booking our own hot tub | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝" I already said you’re on the guest list | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list " You’d just want more | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more " I couldn’t keep up | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up" I don’t like a quitter ![]() | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter ![]() The queues too long | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter ![]() Too busy telling you two just get it on 🔥 | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter ![]() She doesn’t listen 🤣 | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter ![]() I’m busy trying to make arrangements ![]() | |||
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"Im waiting for my invite 😝 I already said you’re on the guest list You’d just want more I couldn’t keep up I don’t like a quitter ![]() ![]() Someone got there first 😔 | |||
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"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣" But I don't like marmite 🤦♀️ Tink ☺️ | |||
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"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣 But I don't like marmite 🤦♀️ Tink ☺️ " Need to leave it to Peter Pan x | |||
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"Your the wrong sex for me and your obviously far to busy on the forums 🤣 But I don't like marmite 🤦♀️ Tink ☺️ " I’m washing my hair 🤣 | |||
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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny" …you can’t spell. | |||
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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny …you can’t spell." Your too busy spellchecking | |||
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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny …you can’t spell." I’m in a filthy mood and I’m not sure you could handle it ![]() | |||
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"Version 11.3546 Be original Be inventive Be funny …you can’t spell. I’m in a filthy mood and I’m not sure you could handle it ![]() You’d eat me for breakfast | |||
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"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x" But you are just a shadow | |||
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"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x" How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x | |||
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"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x" Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x | |||
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"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x" your not looking for mf couples | |||
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"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x your not looking for mf couples " I ran out of condoms | |||
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"I'm too busy on the forums Mrs x How weird! I didn't set it to that! Mrs x You've buttery noggins. Looks like my profile pic got rejected. Hold tight x Mrs x your not looking for mf couples " | |||
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