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"I’m washing my hair " I slapped your head | |||
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"I haven't got all day for the turtle to arrive" Your too impatient | |||
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"I haven't got all day for the turtle to arrive Your too impatient" My cock is enjoying your mouth too much | |||
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"Your in prison " Your a sheep and im not welsh | |||
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"Your in prison Your a sheep and im not welsh " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I can't I'm not allowed to get you horny 🤣🤣" I cant im walking my beetle | |||
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"I was never an Action man fan." He dress isn’t easy access | |||
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"I was never an Action man fan. He dress isn’t easy access" Hes not good at entering | |||
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"I’m on the toilet but forgot to check that there was toilet roll before I sat down………" Had to run to the shop and get him more toiletroll | |||
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"I’m on the toilet but forgot to check that there was toilet roll before I sat down……… Had to run to the shop and get him more toiletroll " Thank you so much - I hope it’s quilted! 🙏🏼 | |||
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"I've got to darn my socks " Hes busy with his socks | |||
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"I've got to darn my socks Hes busy with his socks " Smelly socks! 😳 | |||
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"She's obsessed with socks!" 3 above me are obsessed with socks! | |||
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"She's obsessed with socks!" What does he use them for??? | |||
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"She's obsessed with socks! 3 above me are obsessed with socks!" Your to far away | |||
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"She's obsessed with socks! 3 above me are obsessed with socks!" I love a big sock | |||
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"She's obsessed with socks! 3 above me are obsessed with socks!" I’m not wearing socks | |||
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"I’m out partying with cool people in Belgium.." You dont have matching socks | |||
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"I’m out partying with cool people in Belgium.. You dont have matching socks " I’m off to the shop buying new pairs of matching socks | |||
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"Too suave for me" You’d eat me alive | |||
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"Too suave for me You’d eat me alive " I dont need the headache 🤣 | |||
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"I can leave mine for you in the morning 😉" It would be too much of a detour | |||
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"I can leave mine for you in the morning 😉 It would be too much of a detour " She doesn’t go down south | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝" I’m not sure you’d like it | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝" Ask which one she meant 🤣 | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷" I’m a patient man | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man " I prefer impatience 🤣 | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣" I thought you weren’t allowed | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed " Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient " I like a little fight | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient " I’m too busy appreciating your tattoos 🔥 | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient I like a little fight " I’m a lover… not a fighter | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient I like a little fight I’m a lover… not a fighter " I would just look at his beautiful penis. | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient I like a little fight I’m a lover… not a fighter " Im a fighter not a lover | |||
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"I can't answer fast enough 🤷 I’m a patient man I prefer impatience 🤣 I thought you weren’t allowed Damn. True 🤣 Im too obedient I like a little fight I’m a lover… not a fighter I would just look at his beautiful penis." She’s busy admiring someone else’s penis | |||
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"I like the lights on" I’m too busy picking a daisy chain | |||
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"I’m lost " I cant find you | |||
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"I’m lost I cant find you" I’m a headache | |||
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"I'm washing my hair " Im walking my goldfish | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish " You’d turn me down | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish " I’m dissembling an ikea lamp | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish I’m dissembling an ikea lamp" Im tickling my pet sloth | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish I’m dissembling an ikea lamp Im tickling my pet sloth " I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism or not | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish I’m dissembling an ikea lamp Im tickling my pet sloth I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism or not " I’m too far away | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish I’m dissembling an ikea lamp Im tickling my pet sloth I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism or not I’m too far away " Geography isn’t my strong point | |||
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"I'm washing my hair Im walking my goldfish I’m dissembling an ikea lamp Im tickling my pet sloth I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism or not I’m too far away Geography isn’t my strong point " You just agreed with me 🤣 | |||
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"Not my type " You wont let me take your pants off | |||
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"Too busy arguing about knickers" Doesnt like arguing over knickers | |||
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"Too busy arguing about knickers Doesnt like arguing over knickers " wears knickers too often | |||
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"Loves women in tiny knickers!" My big ass would swallow tiny knickers so id be no good 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Loves women in tiny knickers! My big ass would swallow tiny knickers so id be no good 🤷♀️" Can we hear more  | |||
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"Loves women in tiny knickers! My big ass would swallow tiny knickers so id be no good 🤷♀️" Hiya, I'm Tony knickerz 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Loves women in tiny knickers! My big ass would swallow tiny knickers so id be no good 🤷♀️ Hiya, I'm Tony knickerz 🤣🤣🤣" Let the bum see the knickers 🍑🍑 | |||
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"You just called me a bum 😭😭" You said i have a hairy chest ! | |||
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"You just called me a bum 😭😭 You said i have a hairy chest !" I had phone upside down 🤣🤣 | |||
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"My hair is too long😎😎😎😎😎" Hes got better hair than me | |||
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"My hair is too long😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me " You gave me the wrong postcode.  | |||
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"My hair is too long😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me You gave me the wrong postcode. "I'm in Peterborough during the week and Maldon at weekends. | |||
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"Suck" I can’t, I got herpes. | |||
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"Suck I can’t, I got herpes." Hes got herpes | |||
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"Suck I can’t, I got herpes. Hes got herpes" Genital herpes. Just for clarification… | |||
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"Suck I can’t, I got herpes. Hes got herpes Genital herpes. Just for clarification…" Still the same answer 🤷♀️ | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours " Hes reached his limit | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit" We are both at 5 | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit We are both at 5" I know were my place is | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit We are both at 5 I know were my place is " Since Zanzibar closed Stockton just isnt worth visiting | |||
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"Suck " Youve got jaw ache 🤣 | |||
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"Suck Youve got jaw ache 🤣" Neither of us want to | |||
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"Suck Youve got jaw ache 🤣 Neither of us want to " He changes his mind in a day 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I dont want to be initiated into the clique" I dont want to be another one of his cliquers | |||
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"I dont want to be initiated into the clique" I'm refusing to accept there is a clique, just people that don't want to talk to me. | |||
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"I dont want to be initiated into the clique I dont want to be another one of his cliquers" Nope. No excuses. Let's just fuck each other's brains out.  | |||
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"I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce" Hes too sweet for me | |||
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"I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce" I’m sweet enough | |||
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"I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce" Too offended by the sugar and you making a sauce I can’t pronounce | |||
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"She's obsessed with socks! 3 above me are obsessed with socks! I love a big sock" he’s put his shoes on first and socks on second | |||
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"I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce I’m sweet enough " no need to dip you in honey then | |||
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"I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce I’m sweet enough " Let’s see 😉 | |||
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"Doesn't know how shoes work" I’m Out of bullshit excuses | |||
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"Doesn't know how shoes work" Im trying to figure out how to find the other shoulder of your top | |||
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"Doesn't know how shoes work Im trying to figure out how to find the other shoulder of your top" Hes looked at that dress and worried about the shoulder | |||
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"Doesn't know how shoes work Im trying to figure out how to find the other shoulder of your top Hes looked at that dress and worried about the shoulder " Touche😂😂😂 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/25 23:15:05]" He doesnt know what to say | |||
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"I'm too busy perving soapy bewbies" Hes too busy perving someones soapy bewbiesssss 👅 | |||
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"I'm too busy perving soapy bewbies Hes too busy perving someones soapy bewbiesssss 👅" I'm too busy 🍆💦 | |||
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"I'm too busy perving soapy bewbies Hes too busy perving someones soapy bewbiesssss 👅 I'm too busy 🍆💦" He’s washing his aubergine | |||
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"I'm too busy perving soapy bewbies Hes too busy perving someones soapy bewbiesssss 👅 I'm too busy 🍆💦 He’s washing his aubergine " She’s taken | |||
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"Don't know where Fleetwood is" Didn’t make a Fleetwood Mac joke | |||
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"Don't know where Fleetwood is Didn’t make a Fleetwood Mac joke " Dammit, missed that!  | |||
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"Don't know where Fleetwood is Didn’t make a Fleetwood Mac joke " You can go your own way | |||
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"Don't know where Fleetwood is Didn’t make a Fleetwood Mac joke You can go your own way" But i wanna be with you everywhere | |||
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"Don't know where Fleetwood is Didn’t make a Fleetwood Mac joke You can go your own way But i wanna be with you everywhere " You making loving fun | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit" I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! " ich spreche kein Deutsch | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! ich spreche kein Deutsch" Das ist ausgezeichnet | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! ich spreche kein Deutsch Das ist ausgezeichnet" You’d be saying the same thing after  | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! ich spreche kein Deutsch Das ist ausgezeichnet You’d be saying the same thing after "You had to Google that | |||
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! ich spreche kein Deutsch Das ist ausgezeichnet You’d be saying the same thing after
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"...but 8 is my limit in 24 hours Hes reached his limit I could try and push nine, but the answer is Nein! ich spreche kein Deutsch Das ist ausgezeichnet You’d be saying the same thing after
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"He is to clever for me" Need to go to work | |||
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"He is to clever for me Need to go to work " Its gym time | |||
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"He is to clever for me Need to go to work Its gym time" No buts, would most definitely fuck you, just couldn’t think of a reason not to | |||
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