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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 93

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

And on we roll

Rightio, following on...I'm now apparently a CPR dummy

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby

And you were being face fucked by _8warren

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"And you were being face fucked by _8warren "

Learn the towel trick

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By *rikki1967ukMan 3 weeks ago

peterborough

Nothing

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Give him a dick...tionary so he can be more expansive with his vocabulary

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 12/06/25 15:00:35]

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 12/06/25 15:00:35]"

Borrow his dic .. he can keep the tionary

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By *ee1967Man 3 weeks ago

watford

Kiss and play with her tits. Pull her hair. For starters

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Kiss and play with her tits. Pull her hair. For starters "

Game of darts

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By *ideshaft1971Man 3 weeks ago

Midlands

Trip to get more joggers

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By *ikiLoverMan 3 weeks ago

Brighton


"Trip to get more joggers"

Pull down those pants!

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple 3 weeks ago

cardiff


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!"

Help suck it xx

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By *8warrenMan 3 weeks ago

.


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx"

Everything possible for hours and hours

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx

Everything possible for hours and hours "

Watch him doing everything possible for hours and hours 👅

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By *orthernMan1991Man 3 weeks ago

Seaburn

Fuck you while we watch them doing everything for hours and hours x

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx

Everything possible for hours and hours

Watch him doing everything possible for hours and hours 👅"

Naked massage

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london

Put a sock over it 😁

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By *ikiLoverMan 3 weeks ago

Brighton


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx"

Fuck you as you suck him

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx

Fuck you as you suck him"

Tag team with him

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx

Fuck you as you suck him

Tag team with him"

Get the drinks in for the tag teamers

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx

Fuck you as you suck him

Tag team with him

Get the drinks in for the tag teamers "

Spend a long night with her

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By *enStarrMan 3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Trip to get more joggers

Pull down those pants!

Help suck it xx

Fuck you as you suck him

Tag team with him

Get the drinks in for the tag teamers

Spend a long night with her "

Respect the fact you're not looking for guys and wish you the best aha

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Pint

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Swingball?

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By *linyMan 3 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Roast him……oh wait, wrong thread

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By *iamond couple twoCouple 3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Anything he wants

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By *b750Couple 3 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Have a long dirty night with them

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Pull a seat up and enjoy the show

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Pull a seat up and enjoy the show"

Get the popcorn

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Grab 🌭

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Put tea tree mint shampoo on his testicles 🤣🤣

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By *ssexmascMan 3 weeks ago

essex

Face fuck him

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Would pay for the uber to do what he said he would

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Would pay for the uber to do what he said he would"

Roast him

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

manchester

Roast her in a different way

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Donate sperm in her vagina

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

Provide wipes😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Donate sperm in her vagina"

Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Donate sperm in her vagina

Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult "

Ask her kindly where she would like mine

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Donate sperm in her vagina

Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult "

You'll definitely find it hard

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Donate sperm in her vagina

Tell him well done for saying vagina instead of "gash" or "Minge" as i know he must have found that very difficult You'll definitely find it hard "

You swallowed 2 Viagra this time then? 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

I freeze my knob before every meet

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I freeze my knob before every meet"

Tell him hell get frostbite and lose the head

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"I freeze my knob before every meet

Tell him hell get frostbite and lose the head "

Will gladly give you head

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I freeze my knob before every meet

Tell him hell get frostbite and lose the head Will gladly give you head"

Break some more rules

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Ask for directions to Stockton and drive carefully, don't want to spill baby oil 😉😉

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Tell him to close the lid whilst driving

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Feed him a vegan banquet

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Feed him a vegan banquet "

Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old women

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Feed him a vegan banquet

Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old women"

send him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Feed him a vegan banquet

Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old womensend him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass"

Saves me getting the tokens 🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Feed him a vegan banquet

Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old womensend him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass

Saves me getting the tokens 🤣🤣"

gives him a sprite bottle to sneak vodka into the clubhouse

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

Nick the vodka so he doesnt have any

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Feed him a vegan banquet

Send him on a 28 week course for maintaining an erection on a bus full of old womensend him on a Sun £9.50 holiday without an entertainment pass

Saves me getting the tokens 🤣🤣gives him a sprite bottle to sneak vodka into the clubhouse "

Get him a voucher for a hat for that head

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By *erry bull1Man 3 weeks ago

doncaster

Buy her a nipple less bra

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Make you sit on my head

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Make you sit on my head"

Ahahahaahhaahahahahahahaa crying u really need to be quicker 🤣🤣

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By *ir Girth a lotMan 3 weeks ago

Wokingham

Make you a brew

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By *aura-pTV/TS 3 weeks ago

dorset


"Make you sit on my head

Ahahahaahhaahahahahahahaa crying u really need to be quicker 🤣🤣"

Go clothes shopping 😉

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Looks like I'm carrying bags again

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Give him a granny trolley to help him with his bags

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Give him a granny trolley to help him with his bags"

Help him with his balls oops i mean bags

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

Give him more bags to carry

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Give him a granny trolley to help him with his bags

Help him with his balls oops i mean bags "

Have the kettle on waiting

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him more bags to carry "

Not use a bag 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"Give him more bags to carry

Not use a bag 🤣"

You lefted me so no bag required 😝

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Give him more bags to carry

Not use a bag 🤣

You lefted me so no bag required 😝"

Do the vacuuming in the buff.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him more bags to carry

Not use a bag 🤣

You lefted me so no bag required 😝"

Be a shoulder to cry on haha

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Give him more bags to carry

Not use a bag 🤣

You lefted me so no bag required 😝"

empty my sack over you and thighs, I mean bags

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Give him more bags to carry

Not use a bag 🤣

You lefted me so no bag required 😝

Do the vacuuming in the buff."

Let him vaccum my house anyday

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈"

Tell him i dont like sloppy seconds on my mat its too precious

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈"
digs up his body and removes twister board covering him

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈 digs up his body and removes twister board covering him"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get him to buy me and him a new twister mat as the old ones dirty

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Replace that profile photo with us on a twister mat 😈😈 digs up his body and removes twister board covering him

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get him to buy me and him a new twister mat as the old ones dirty"

Make a massive board for more fun

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

See if you can borrow the wheel of fortune for the spinner

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"See if you can borrow the wheel of fortune for the spinner"

See if he wants a game of naked twister

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By *ondon2023Man 3 weeks ago

London

Lick

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Pull a cracker 🎄

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Pull a cracker 🎄 "

Pull his cracker

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By *eriScotMan 3 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"Pull a cracker 🎄

Pull his cracker "

Spread those legs wide apart, bury my head in there for hours until she’s soaking wet before fucking her every way imaginable

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

Compare tattoos

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester

Go shopping for lingerie

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By *angler 321Man 3 weeks ago

Hereford

Everything, what an incredible body!!

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By *otguy555Man 3 weeks ago

Bristol

Suck you off

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everything, what an incredible body!! "

Get him to stand in a superman pose in them pants

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Everything, what an incredible body!!

Get him to stand in a superman pose in them pants "

i have several pairs of showman boxers. So invite you to choose and put them on

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By *rookedsmileMan 3 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"Everything, what an incredible body!!

Get him to stand in a superman pose in them pants "

Make them a nice cup of tea.

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Get him some decent biscuits. No one likes the shit ones left at Xmas

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Use his knob to hang my shirts on

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Use his knob to hang my shirts on "

Button his jeans up

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

Take your shirts off his knob

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Take your shirts off his knob "

Go get tattoos

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

What are we getting, where and when?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"What are we getting, where and when?"

Something ridiculous probably 😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"What are we getting, where and when?

Something ridiculous probably 😎 "

Join in with the naked mirror selfies.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"What are we getting, where and when?

Something ridiculous probably 😎

Join in with the naked mirror selfies. "

Tell her to be careful what she wishes for

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

manchester

I’ll buy him a pint while he finishes taking mirror selfies

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll buy him a pint while he finishes taking mirror selfies "

Take a mirror selfie with him

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"I’ll buy him a pint while he finishes taking mirror selfies

Take a mirror selfie with him "

Have a right good snog

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Beer

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Discuss fine art

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Discuss fine art"

Discuss flutes

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Discuss fine art

Discuss flutes"

Discuss what you would like for breakfast

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Discuss fine art

Discuss flutes

Discuss what you would like for breakfast "

Ask if your on the menu?

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By *hutters99Man 3 weeks ago

Wakefield


"Discuss fine art

Discuss flutes

Discuss what you would like for breakfast

Ask if your on the menu? "

Eat that pussy

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Discuss fine art

Discuss flutes

Discuss what you would like for breakfast

Ask if your on the menu? "

No vegetarian options are available

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Discuss fine art

Discuss flutes

Discuss what you would like for breakfast

Ask if your on the menu?

No vegetarian options are available "

Eat his breakfast then

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By *oungBull2602Man 3 weeks ago

crumlin

Would definitely eat her pussy

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

He's apparently well looked after. So I'll let him choose a 99 or a twister

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

manchester

I’ll get us a 99

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll get us a 99"

Ill get you a 100

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"I’ll get us a 99

Ill get you a 100"

I'll get the bacon.

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By *isterMushroomMan 3 weeks ago

Warrington

how about a 69?

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"I’ll get us a 99

Ill get you a 100"

Bring her flowers and chocolates

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"I’ll get us a 99

Ill get you a 100"

take her for a drink and see how things go

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Battle socks against captain for thighs, so chocolates & flowers or drink (bonus prize for going for my penis instead as the star prize)

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Battle socks against captain for thighs, so chocolates & flowers or drink (bonus prize for going for my penis instead as the star prize)"
I'll be having creamy pints of Guinness

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton

Share my bacon with them all oink oink

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Share my bacon with them all oink oink "
we'd really enjoy it

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By *isterMushroomMan 3 weeks ago

Warrington

suck her nipples, probably bite them too

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

Give him mushrooms😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"suck her nipples, probably bite them too"

Bite him back

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Share my bacon with them all oink oink "

My favourite dream - a bacon gangbang

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By *isterMushroomMan 3 weeks ago

Warrington


"suck her nipples, probably bite them too

Bite him back "

where?

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By *orkshire-GentMan 3 weeks ago

Leeds


"suck her nipples, probably bite them too

Bite him back "

Oil up those thicc thighs and slide my way in between them!!

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By *heBFG6ft6Man 3 weeks ago

Cork


"suck her nipples, probably bite them too

Bite him back "

Have a thigh thickness contest

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

He doesn't like stupid people

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

She is well thick

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"She is well thick"

Your thicker

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

manchester

Fuck her

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Fuck her "
Hasn't got the point in the thread

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Fuck her "

Fuck you too ! 🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

We fucked this morning

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Fuck her

Fuck you too ! 🤣"

straight to the point no messing there.

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Oh wrong thread

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oh wrong thread "

Hes a stickler for the rules

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Oh wrong thread

Hes a stickler for the rules "

remind her that her tits turn my brain to jelly

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Oh wrong thread

Hes a stickler for the rules remind her that her tits turn my brain to jelly"

Do you fancy any ice cream with your jelly?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Oh wrong thread

Hes a stickler for the rules remind her that her tits turn my brain to jelly

Do you fancy any ice cream with your jelly? "

Tell him no thanks ive already been a pig

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Make sure there were nuggets at the buffet

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By *fffunCouple 3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Have some ice cream too

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

manchester

I’ll lick the ice cream 👅

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By *uke OzadeMan 3 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Give her some cream

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Have some ice cream too"

Invite for a 69 or 99

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By *eechyweechyMan 3 weeks ago

Saltburn-by-the-Sea


"Have some ice cream too"

Suck her toes and lick his cum out of her

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Have some ice cream too

Suck her toes and lick his cum out of her"

I'll just have a pint with you

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Have some ice cream too

Suck her toes and lick his cum out of her I'll just have a pint with you "

Have a lovely night of drinks with you

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Skim stones

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Skim stones"

Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Skim stones

Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks"

play naked

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Skim stones

Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winksplay naked"

oops

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By *fffunCouple 3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Strip tease

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By *orkshire-GentMan 3 weeks ago

Leeds


"Skim stones

Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks"

Make it multi player game of tiddli wanks… keeping both her hands busy

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Strip tease"
sit and watch

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Skim stones

Play naked tiddli wanks oops a mean winks

Make it multi player game of tiddli wanks… keeping both her hands busy "

Show him how im the best at tiddlywanks

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By *isterMushroomMan 3 weeks ago

Warrington


"Strip tease"

give her a cum shower

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By *effdelightMan 3 weeks ago

Grimsby


"Strip tease"
lick every bit of her then watch her ride me wildly with her beautiful tits bouncing into my face

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'm loosing the plot between all this bacon and naked playing hunt the sausage malarkey.

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By *ames10101010321Man 3 weeks ago

greenwich

Enjoy watching you!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Enjoy watching you!"

Bring the snack 🍑

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By *ames10101010321Man 3 weeks ago

greenwich

I am the snack

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Show her my tiddle

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Show her my tiddle"

Wink at his tiddle

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By *fffunCouple 3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"I'm loosing the plot between all this bacon and naked playing hunt the sausage malarkey.

"

You and me both!

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Offer the vegetarian option

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 3 weeks ago

Home


"Offer the vegetarian option "
that's like eating cardboard

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Offer the vegetarian option "

Is that 'hide the cucumber?'

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Offer the vegetarian option "

Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.

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By *fffunCouple 3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Give him something to wank over so he stops thinking of f99d

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Offer the vegetarian option

Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out. "

I only eat bacon

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Give him something to wank over so he stops thinking of f99d"

Opens my inbox.

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By *ocksareoffMan 3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Offer the vegetarian option

Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.

I only eat bacon "

Foook yes

How do you like yours in the morning?

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

Breed pigs

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Offer the vegetarian option

Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.

I only eat bacon

Foook yes

How do you like yours in the morning? "

Sizzled with loads of tomato sauce yummmm

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By *hunky GentMan 3 weeks ago

east of Stamford


"Offer the vegetarian option

Vegetarian? Nah you can close the door behind you on your way out.

I only eat bacon "

What about a nice sausage?

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