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"As you join us LikesEmBig is in the hot tub " His dolphin would be flapping all over | |||
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"As you join us LikesEmBig is in the hot tub His dolphin would be flapping all over" there's no but I want to fuck you silly until you tell me to stop because gogglebox is on | |||
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"My penis is never going to compete with a bike saddle " Im playing with my 🐱 | |||
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"We agreed we'd get joint custody of her 🐈 but she has it was more than me" My cat likes my attention not yours | |||
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"Will you two get a room already ‘we all look forward to to updates’ "I couldnt get a room with him he has crabs and i dont like crabs | |||
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"Will you two get a room already ‘we all look forward to to updates’
I couldnt get a room with him he has crabs and i dont like crabs "Hes 100% stood bollocko over the sink shaving now | |||
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"Will you two get a room already ‘we all look forward to to updates’
I couldnt get a room with him he has crabs and i dont like crabs
Hes 100% stood bollocko over the sink shaving now "He needs a hedge trimmer for the size of that helmet i couldnt be arsed hell be there all day | |||
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"She's not kosher and tastes of bacon" Im a little piggy oink oink | |||
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"She's full of sin " You poked me in the eye last time | |||
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"Complained when he asked me to make his eyes water" Gave me pink eye last time, either that or its my hayfever. | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry "I'm allergic to berries | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry
I'm allergic to berries"I'm too busy shagging thickthighs | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry
I'm allergic to berries"But nothing!! No buts Id fuck you xx | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry
I'm allergic to berries
But nothing!! No buts Id fuck you xx"Hes already fucking Amy | |||
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"She's hidden Str8 somewhere and keeping him to herself " Str8MrE doesnt want me | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry
I'm allergic to berries
But nothing!! No buts Id fuck you xx
Hes already fucking Amy"I didn't realise we had a rule that nobody else can join  | |||
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"She's hidden Str8 somewhere and keeping him to herself Str8MrE doesnt want me " Too busy enjoying our beers | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry
I'm allergic to berries
But nothing!! No buts Id fuck you xx
Hes already fucking Amy"No 3some then?  | |||
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"I have to get ready for Pliny" There seems to be a queue! What's this ticket number? | |||
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"I have to get ready for Pliny" Too busy with Pliny | |||
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"I have to get ready for Pliny Too busy with Pliny " Trying to find out and educate myself to what Pliny is | |||
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"I feel like the last one out at the disco "Start my own disco | |||
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"I feel like the last one out at the disco
Start my own disco"Dj TT. Xx | |||
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"Doesn't look so hot when lights come on" Doesnt like the lights on and i do | |||
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"Doesn't look so hot when lights come on Doesnt like the lights on and i do " She may not like my disco balls.  | |||
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"I'd feel like a bit of a gooseberry
I'm allergic to berries
But nothing!! No buts Id fuck you xx
Hes already fucking Amy
I didn't realise we had a rule that nobody else can join "I dont have a problem sharing Amy, making sure you have a great time has to be a priority | |||
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"He's stealing all the bitches with his silver tongue " Hes called us all bitches | |||
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"My tongue isn't silver enough x" Would probably loose in a jousting contest | |||
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"I've got to joust first and I might not be able to" I don’t do guys 😁 | |||
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"He doesn't do guys" Im not curvy | |||
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"You don't live next door" You dont want my bacon | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon" Hasn't got enough bacon for me...  | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me... "Bacons haram | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me... "I’m too lazy to move | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram "Doesnt like bacon | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon "Likes bacon too much | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much"Might eat my bacon up 👅 | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much
Might eat my bacon up 👅"I'm too saucy 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much
Might eat my bacon up 👅
I'm too saucy 😎😎😎😎😎"I dont need extra sauce | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much
Might eat my bacon up 👅
I'm too saucy 😎😎😎😎😎
I dont need extra sauce "I’d want to come back for more 😁 | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much
Might eat my bacon up 👅
I'm too saucy 😎😎😎😎😎
I dont need extra sauce
I’d want to come back for more 😁"But unfortunately it’s all Sold out | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much
Might eat my bacon up 👅
I'm too saucy 😎😎😎😎😎
I dont need extra sauce
I’d want to come back for more 😁"you don't have thickthighs pussy | |||
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"You don't live next door You dont want my bacon Hasn't got enough bacon for me...
Bacons haram
Doesnt like bacon
Likes bacon too much
Might eat my bacon up 👅
I'm too saucy 😎😎😎😎😎
I dont need extra sauce
I’d want to come back for more 😁 you don't have thickthighs pussy"He only wants thickthighs | |||
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"She’s straight " Shed show me up with that bod | |||
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"She’s straight Shed show me up with that bod " Can't think of a reason why I wouldn't...  | |||
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"We need an orgy sorting out. Just saying "Too busy sorting out an orgy. | |||
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"We need an orgy sorting out. Just saying "He hasn’t sorted the orgy out | |||
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"We need an orgy sorting out. Just saying
He hasn’t sorted the orgy out "Your all too bisy sorting an orgy out | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent. "You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy"I'm old remember  | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember "Hes a quitter | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter "She’s too busy for me | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter "she's very demanding | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding"He thinks im demanding when im juat horny | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny "Will rise to the demands been made | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made"Hes wearing too many clothes | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothes"says you | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothessays you"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this touche | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothessays you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this touche "Phwor I can't concentrate enough needing to pull that thong to the side | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothessays you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this touche "I must look like a right freak viewing yours and his profiles every 10/15 mins trying to work out if yous are a couple and just come in here to bully each other 🤣 | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothessays you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this touche I must look like a right freak viewing yours and his profiles every 10/15 mins trying to work out if yous are a couple and just come in here to bully each other 🤣"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 were not we just like bullying each other ... thats how we get our kicks hahaha | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothessays you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this touche
Phwor I can't concentrate enough needing to pull that thong to the side "I keep trying to take your jeans off but my fingers keep getting stuck on my phone | |||
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"Then do texting me "Your cock is to big | |||
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"After you 3 ladies commenting, I'm spent.
You can only handle 3 of us so wouldnt do good at the orgy
I'm old remember
Hes a quitter she's very demanding
He thinks im demanding when im juat horny
Will rise to the demands been made
Hes wearing too many clothessays you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was waiting for this touche
Phwor I can't concentrate enough needing to pull that thong to the side
I keep trying to take your jeans off but my fingers keep getting stuck on my phone "Resisting the urge to PM you... Like I said last night I'll show you mine if you show me yours.  | |||
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"I feel like thick thighs would just bully us all at the right to be honest lads between her and my wife we would just leave sad and degraded 🥲" And youd say thank you on the way out 🤣 | |||
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"Then do texting me
Your cock is to big"Every time I go on a forum and see his display pic I go to dodge it 🤣 | |||
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"Then do texting me
Your cock is to big
Every time I go on a forum and see his display pic I go to dodge it 🤣"I've been decapitated | |||
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"Then do texting me
Your cock is to big
Every time I go on a forum and see his display pic I go to dodge it 🤣
I've been decapitated "He doesnt have a head and id be dissapointed because with no head comes no tongue 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I feel like thick thighs would just bully us all at the right to be honest lads between her and my wife we would just leave sad and degraded 🥲 And youd say thank you on the way out 🤣" Maybe after making you forget who was ment to be in charge | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 19:51:11]" He doesnt know what to say | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting" Your too wild for me | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me " you're too juicy | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy" Hes scared of the juice | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice " I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎" He doesnt like suprises | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises" I would but i've run out of Dior Sausarge or however you spell it. | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises" 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎" I prefer peaches 🍑 | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎" Sausargeeeee 🤣 | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 Sausargeeeee 🤣" Why did I just get visions of Jean and her Sausage surprise 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 Sausargeeeee 🤣" I best put the bacon away then. | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 Sausargeeeee 🤣 I best put the bacon away then. "I love bacon double sausargeeeeee | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 I prefer peaches 🍑" Are they from Georgia😎😎😎😎😎 If you know, you know | |||
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"What we need is fried eggs to go with our bacon n sausarges. Preferably the yoke pops and dribbles between the bacon sausageees 😋" I dont have fried eggs | |||
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"What we need is fried eggs to go with our bacon n sausarges. Preferably the yoke pops and dribbles between the bacon sausageees 😋 I dont have fried eggs " I cant shag someone without having a full english breakfast first | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 I prefer peaches 🍑 Are they from Georgia😎😎😎😎😎 If you know, you know " I get my wee d from california 🎵🎵 | |||
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"What we need is fried eggs to go with our bacon n sausarges. Preferably the yoke pops and dribbles between the bacon sausageees 😋 I dont have fried eggs I cant shag someone without having a full english breakfast first" My eggs arnt good enough to join the breakfast crew | |||
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"What we need is fried eggs to go with our bacon n sausarges. Preferably the yoke pops and dribbles between the bacon sausageees 😋 I dont have fried eggs I cant shag someone without having a full english breakfast first My eggs arnt good enough to join the breakfast crew" Her eggs are shite | |||
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"I would, but I have a car load of plants that need planting Your too wild for me you're too juicy Hes scared of the juice I'm not sure on the flavour of the juice😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like suprises 'He' loves strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎 I prefer peaches 🍑 Are they from Georgia😎😎😎😎😎 If you know, you know I get my wee d from california 🎵🎵" Let's get married😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"What we need is fried eggs to go with our bacon n sausarges. Preferably the yoke pops and dribbles between the bacon sausageees 😋 I dont have fried eggs I cant shag someone without having a full english breakfast first My eggs arnt good enough to join the breakfast crew Her eggs are shite" I prefer scrambled | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like" But you are bamboozled | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like" Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎" Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎" Who needs to come back🤣 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️" She taken already … | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ She taken already …" Noooooooooooooo (In my best Dustin Hoffman voice). | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️" "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎" Yes 😎😎 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎" You're straight | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight "I am straight | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight"Errrr ...  | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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My mistake, i was just following the pattern"🤣 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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My mistake, i was just following the pattern"Needs to work on his comedic timing😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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My mistake, i was just following the pattern
🤣"Second try: But I cant reach the bottom of that river | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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My mistake, i was just following the pattern
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But I cant reach the bottom of that river"You need to work on your communication skills | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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My mistake, i was just following the pattern
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But I cant reach the bottom of that river
You need to work on your communication skills "My convo is shite, but my tongue has other talents | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
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My mistake, i was just following the pattern
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But I cant reach the bottom of that river"You need to get a bigger oar😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
Errrr ...
My mistake, i was just following the pattern
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But I cant reach the bottom of that river
You need to get a bigger oar😎😎😎😎😎"i want thickthighs cock | |||
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"You've hidden your profile, so I dont know what you're like Come back 😎😎😎😎😎 Im at the alter 👰♀️👰♀️ "in your white dress" 😎😎😎😎😎 Yes 😎😎 You're straight
I am straight
Errrr ...
My mistake, i was just following the pattern
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But I cant reach the bottom of that river
You need to get a bigger oar😎😎😎😎😎i want thickthighs cock"I don’t like to cock block | |||
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"The doctor said to wait until things clear up" Strangely the doc told me the very same thing | |||
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"The doctor said to wait until things clear up" He didn't want my gold finger 🙄 | |||
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"The doctor said to wait until things clear up He didn't want my gold finger 🙄" Haven't got a need for any golden fingers | |||
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"The doctor said to wait until things clear up He didn't want my gold finger 🙄 Haven't got a need for any golden fingers" You look better in a wet T-shirt than I do | |||
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"The doctor said to wait until things clear up He didn't want my gold finger 🙄 Haven't got a need for any golden fingers" But im about to fuck my husband | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43]" Your too silent | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent "you're not thickthighs | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs"Mine aren't thick enough | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs"I would but you dont like bacon. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon. "Im too bacony for him | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him"We're gonna need more bacon. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him
We're gonna need more bacon. "Were gunna need more baps | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him
We're gonna need more bacon.
Were gunna need more baps "Show us your baps, please.
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him
We're gonna need more bacon.
Were gunna need more baps "Your baps are more than ample. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him
We're gonna need more bacon.
Were gunna need more baps
Show us your baps, please.
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him
We're gonna need more bacon.
Were gunna need more baps
Your baps are more than ample. "Gunna need more baguettes | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/25 21:52:43] Your too silent you're not thickthighs
I would but you dont like bacon.
Im too bacony for him
We're gonna need more bacon.
Were gunna need more baps
Your baps are more than ample.
Gunna need more baguettes"Whos providing the filling? | |||
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"You don't smell like frazzles" You do | |||
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"You don't smell like frazzles You do " I smell like vanilla and coco butter by the way | |||
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"I prefer bacon bits" I prefer bits of bacon | |||
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"I prefer bacon bits I prefer bits of bacon" I prefer bacon steaks. | |||
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"I prefer bacon bits I prefer bits of bacon" Not sure you’d like my sausage | |||
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"I prefer bacon bits I prefer bits of bacon Not sure you’d like my sausage " Ive seen your sausage it was cooked to perfection | |||
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"I prefer bacon bits I prefer bits of bacon Not sure you’d like my sausage Ive seen your sausage it was cooked to perfection" Bet you've been spoilt for choice with an array of sausageeees...  | |||
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